New Omegle Option

no it was marsland

So I ask a question and watch a 15 year old guy get excited about meeting a 15 year old girl on Omegle only to watch his desperate hopes and dreams get crushed as he is forced to deal with "noo , can yhuu plz explainn" So he simply calls her a bitch, turns into a dragon and rips her head off out of boredom.

HAHAHA


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
newschoolers username!?
Stranger 2: Wtf
Stranger 1: yourmom12345
Stranger 2: Wttf
Stranger 2: Wtf
Stranger 2: Wtf
Stranger 2: Wtf
Stranger 2: Wtf
Stranger 1: WTF
Stranger 2: Wtf
Stranger 1: WTF
Stranger 1: WTF
Stranger 2: Ftw
Stranger 2: Ftw
Stranger 1: FTW
Stranger 2: Ftw
Stranger 1: FTW
Stranger 1: FTW
Stranger 2: Ftw
Stranger 2: Fml
Stranger 2: Fml
Stranger 2: Fml
Stranger 2: Fml
Stranger 1: IDK
Stranger 2: Fml
Stranger 1: IDK
Stranger 1: IDK
Stranger 2: Fml
Stranger 1: IDK

Can't sleep. Guess I'll get on omegle until I find one of you fuckers.

Productivity at it's finest right here.

all in the same chat

Stranger 2: I fucked ur mom
Stranger 1: YAY
Stranger 2: Lol !
Stranger 1: did you slap that bitch?
Stranger 2: With my cock
Stranger 1: FUCK YEAH!
Stranger 2: She liked it
Stranger 1: she likes when i do that too
Stranger 2: & then I came all over the flooor & mader lick. It up
Stranger 1: you should have made her make you a sammich
Stranger 2: & wordd u shudda woke up. Then we cudda had a tag tem
Stranger 2: & does. She make good sanwhiches ?
Stranger 1: dam, next time wake me up for that shit
Stranger 1: yes, she makes bomb ass sammiches
Stranger 2: Aightt bro. Damn u missed out
Stranger 2: Her pussy was good not guna lie
Stranger 2: U can check. Outt the. Vid on. Pornhub
Stranger 1: you bet it is
Stranger 1: aww sweet
Stranger 1: she shaves it
Stranger 2: U cudda been on it with us !
Stranger 2: Lmfao ! I. Know
Stranger 1: so, are you bi?
Stranger 1: TAG TEAM!
Stranger 2: Um. Noo ... I'm straight ... Are u bi ?
Stranger 1: No, im straight
Stranger 1: as a circle
Stranger 1: xD
Stranger 2: So u gay lol
Stranger 1: no dude, im bi
Stranger 2: Ohh then u straight
Stranger 2: As a uturn
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: nice talkin to you dude, but i got to go fuck your mom now, see ya
Stranger 1 has disconnected

I'm deep into a 20 minute convo about primetime television shows

I've gotten asked what I'd do for a Klondike bar like 40 times now.

I j ust posted ski or snowboard and someone called me out for newschoolers

That was me again I said JWoods signing off haha

who's still on, anyone?

I am still on, Currently discussing what I would do if I was in a plane plummeting to earth. I have already established that the plane is 3.8 million Km from earth and moving extremely slowly so by the time we hit we will have died from old age so there is no reason to panic. Oh and the plane is that wicked awesome cruise ship from Wall-e

lol this is awesome

goddamnit I just want to find another NSer and then I will go to bed!

YES FINALLY

who are you? How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

oh, hey JWoods!

question: can you talk if youre the question asker?

Was that you I just found?

Howdy! No though, if you want to talk, go to normal text chat and talk to someone for like 30 seconds and next them. Then it pops up with a notification that says you can try out their new thingy.

yep

bitcheskeep disconnecting

Do babies really come out of a womans private parts????

Stranger 1: nope

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Do babies really come out of a womans private parts????

Stranger 1: Yes,

Stranger 2: yepp

Stranger 1: its called a Vagina btw

Stranger 2: sounds like this person needs a new sex ed teacher lol

Stranger 1: Hey stranger

Stranger 1: Nah

Stranger 1: Hes probably jacking off to this

Stranger 2: probally lol

Stranger 1: Thats how he gets his pleasure

Stranger 2: yea thinking bout lil babies

Stranger 1: Good talk. See ya!

Stranger 2: peace

Ok which one of you kept saying Tom Wallisch?

Saw the ski/ board guy. I said stuff but the other person disconnected.

I was earlier, but I've been off for a while now so must've been someone else. Still cant sleep though, guess I'll go back.

For a second I thought I was talking to emilyiscool:

Stranger: I'm a lesbian
You: no, youre an attention whore
Stranger: wow strong I like it
You: when youre right, youre right
Stranger: but seriously I am a lesbia
Stranger: lesbian*
You: uh huh, im sure you are.
Stranger: fine I'm bi
You: oh see, now youre bi
You: next youll be a straight, then a virgin, then youll be male.
Stranger: I was lying about being a lesbian
You: indeed.
Stranger: can we just have omegle sex and move one
You: only if you can answer one thing
Stranger: fine
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: fuck this I'm outta here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I started using the ski board thingy

TOM WALLISCH

Was that you?

Making strangers fight... awesome


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
stranger pokemon fight.... gogogo
Stranger 2: WILD STRANGER APPEARS
Stranger 1: m
Stranger 1: there?
Stranger 2: DUMBASS USED M
Stranger 2: IT MISSES COMPLETELY
Stranger 2: WILD STRANGER USED MEAN LOOK
Stranger 2: DUMBASS WAS ROOTED TO THE SPOT
Stranger 1: enna da solra thevidiya paiya...
Stranger 2: DUMBASS USED METRONOME
Stranger 2: WILD STRANGER WAS CONFUSED
Stranger 1: fucking ass hole
Stranger 2: WILD STRANGER USED FURY SWIPES
Stranger 2: IT HIT FOUR TIMES!
Stranger 2: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger 1: spank ur ass
Stranger 2: DUMBASS USED TAUNT

I lost so hard

I hed it takes a crane to mattress out of a swimming pool
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 2: 3 pigs
Stranger 1: O.o
Stranger 2: i heard it takes a matress to crane out a pig
Stranger 2: 4chan.org/b

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What ur NS username?
Stranger 1: ns?
Stranger 1: what are this
Stranger 2: whats ns?
Stranger 2: =))




Kangbang is Homo
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: i hope so

i cant seem to find any nsers

EVERYONE SKIPS AS SOON AS THEY DONT REALIZE THE QUESTION.

if it was me i would have replied - ski patrol blew it up so no that wasnt me sorry

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger 1: ns

Stranger 1: yaaa

Stranger 2 has disconnected

I feel like some of you would love this, others are going t =o feel retarded.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the true meaning of the word, space?
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 2: Incredible.
Stranger 1: Huh. Defined by negation
Stranger 1: in essence
Stranger 2: Sure.
Stranger 1: No aether or phlogiston
Stranger 2: Yeah, totally.
Stranger 2: I was just thinking that, myself.
Stranger 1: but since it's related to space and gravity, I suppose I should have a better definition.
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: I wish I was as intelligent as you are.
Stranger 2: I can't even comprehend your level of intelligence.
Stranger 2: :P
Stranger 1: I think you overestimate you.
Stranger 1: *me.
Stranger 1: See my point?
Stranger 2: I just threw you. ;)
Stranger 1: You overestimate me.
Stranger 2: But yeah. I don't even understand wtf you're talking about.
Stranger 2: But I'd love to hear more. :D
Stranger 1: Oh, before einstein scientists thought space was made of/had "Aether" which was what light traveled through.
Stranger 1: it was invisible and everywhere. Turned out to be bullshit.
Stranger 2: I see
Stranger 2: So if it's not something, then it's just nothing.
Stranger 1: Well, not entirely. You see, space is malleable, it's not solid and everything with mass bends space. You are bending space around you.
Stranger 2: Bending how.
Stranger 1: So, gravity bends space.
Stranger 2: Or, bending what.
Stranger 1: If you take a bowling ball and put it on a trampoline
Stranger 1: it bends the trampoline.
Stranger 1: If you then throw a tennis ball on it, it will "orbit" around those bends, it won't move as though the bowling ball isn't there.
Stranger 1: the only difference is the trampoline is in two dimension, but gravity bends space in three dimensions.
Stranger 2: I've never understood how we can be here.. in this point in existence.. yet somehow at a depth to us there is.. I just can't wrap my mind around the concept.
Stranger 1: You are made of stardust.
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: An astronomer is the universe looking at itself. An astronomer is the universes' mirror. This is why looking up at the sky is one of the most primitive and beautiful things humans can do.
Stranger 2: Yes, it's quite beautiful.
Stranger 1: The iron that carries the oxygen in your blood was the deathnail of a star. Within milliseconds of nuclear fission creating iron in a star, the star explodes, spewing all its elements out.
Stranger 1: It died, and so now you live.
Stranger 1: Wrapping one's mind around this is fascinating, and involves a lot of science and philosophy, but I believe it to unfold the beauty of reality before us, which is a treasure to behold.
Stranger 2: It makes me sad to think that so many people will never even begin to contemplate the nature of reality..
Stranger 2: We're all so incredibly lucky.
Stranger 1: Well, you can live your life rationally and generously; by doing so well, others are inspired to as well. I wouldn't be so enamored with reality without Feynman, Sagan, Hawking, Tyson, and they wouldn't without Einstein, Plank, etx.
Stranger 1: *Etc.
Stranger 1: We are, indeed.
Stranger 2: So what do you do?
Stranger 1: I'm currently jobfree, and I spend a lot of time with my wife and daughter.
Stranger 1: She's in my lap watching "Here comes science" by They Might Be Giants. Which i strongly recommend.
Stranger 1: my daughter, not my wife.
Stranger 2: :D She's very lucky.
Stranger 1: I can't wait until she's older. I'm going to take her to the desert for astronomy and gold panning.
Stranger 2: I figured you had to be doing something interesting to know so much.. What is it that you'd like to be doing?
Stranger 1: Tough question. I'd like to build robots that build algorithmic architecture at high densities.
Stranger 1: Funding for this is scant at the moment.
Stranger 2: It's a shame.
Stranger 1: Yeah, it'd solve a lot of problems.
Stranger 2: I would love to see the things this age of technology could create if we had the funding of decades past. :\
Stranger 1: well, I have to go, kiddo needs her nap.
Stranger 2: Figures. :(
Stranger 2: The one interesting person on omegle to chat with.
Stranger 2: Do you have msn by chance?
Stranger 1: There's more out there.
Stranger 1: Actually I'm morally opposed to microsoft.
Stranger 1: But rubedujour@gmail.com
Stranger 1: feel free to drop me a line.
Stranger 2: I sure will. Have a nice afternoon. :)
Stranger 2 has disconnected

best was "i am a pizza delivery boy and you are a lonely girl"

me: I pay for my pizza and give you a mediocre tip due to the long wait.

me: then you leave

stranger; lol! u win the internet

stranger has disconected

i was asking "have you ever seen 2 girls share 1 cup?"

anyone see that? some pretty good responses. i also stayed up about 3 hours later than expected because of this and chatroulette

How do you get to answer the questions?

click try the beta where you ask questions. then after asking a few questions click switch to text or whatever, and after you have 1 or 2 convo's it'll ask if you want to be asked questions.

wierd, i asked a lot of questions and never got asked that option.

gunna bump with this one

you ain't got shit on me