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What really happens at expensive gyms

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beezey
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Jul 16 2011 1:43PM
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Z-Juice
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pretty weird

Jul 16 2011 1:46PM
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Laurent.
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Damn, that's one obsessed saddle sniffer.
Jul 16 2011 1:48PM
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Bart.Man
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Damn! That was amazing....then that creepy guy started smellin her pussy sweat, and I lost haha
Jul 16 2011 1:48PM
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Laurent.
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Also the  first part looks like a porno intro, I seriously thought for a moment that the trainer guy would seduce her and then nail her on gym equipment...then he started to sniffle.
Jul 16 2011 1:50PM
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Jabe
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...the fuck?
Jul 16 2011 1:51PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Jul 16 2011 1:53PM
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SkiThe603
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that is some creepy shit right threre
Jul 16 2011 1:53PM
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blindside
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smellmeand.com

anyone else see what they did there?
Jul 16 2011 1:56PM
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snowbombz
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on my way right now. does anyone know how much they charge per hour?
Jul 16 2011 2:03PM
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Benjo
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WTF this is a pussy flavoured parfume?!?!?!
Jul 16 2011 2:04PM
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artfullydodged
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That has to be a crime in one way or another... I cant believe he took the saddle home with him hahaha
Jul 16 2011 2:12PM
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disastertourism
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I thought that guy in the advert was pretty hot until he sniffed the bike seat.

Is it perfume that smells like vagina, or perfume to make your vagina smell nicer? What.
Jul 16 2011 2:13PM
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beezey
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soo........ whats with your shit
Jul 16 2011 2:15PM
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ButteredToast.
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i dont see it
Jul 16 2011 2:42PM
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pinkname
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haha
smell me and com
Jul 16 2011 2:44PM
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TheHamburglar
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everything about that guy reminds me of steve stiffler
Jul 16 2011 2:49PM
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Davy.Crockett
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that... was really weird. a bit creepy
Jul 16 2011 2:50PM
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HamFaceGirl
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that guy............ WTF
Jul 16 2011 2:50PM
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a.wall
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that was awesome till it got weird
Jul 16 2011 2:53PM
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RubberSoul
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haha this
Jul 16 2011 3:07PM
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artfullydodged
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hahahaha yes, a European Stifler.
Jul 16 2011 3:10PM
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Avifarer
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just went from 6 to midnight
Jul 16 2011 3:20PM
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wintersway
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then right back to 6 again
Jul 16 2011 3:31PM
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JustDidIt
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Jul 16 2011 3:39PM
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Kangbang
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First half, softcore porn.
Second half, that guy is creepy as fuck.
Jul 16 2011 3:42PM
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HermioneGranger
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Jul 16 2011 3:42PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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I'm Mirin' Haaaaaaard.
Jul 16 2011 3:44PM
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MN_Nice
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Perfect.

But the chick was bangin.
Jul 16 2011 3:48PM
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JIBpsy^^
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that was quite bizzarre. But now i know what i am getting my girl for her birthday.
Jul 16 2011 4:09PM
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wafflepirate
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You got your pussy juice on this bike seat, so i'mma steal kthx.
Jul 16 2011 4:13PM
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Will.T
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That's a weird looking kitchen :/
Jul 16 2011 5:05PM
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.frenchy
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dat girl was smokin'
Jul 16 2011 5:09PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Did anyone else realize that the name of the company is Vulva?

Or that it's symbol is a vagina... This is fucked up
Jul 16 2011 5:16PM
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smuggs
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it probably smells like dank pussy. not many scents hotter than that.
Jul 16 2011 5:24PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Yeah but honestly when do you want to smell that outside of the sack? (or wherever else you prefer to fuck)

Jul 16 2011 5:26PM
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beezey
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Jul 16 2011 5:50PM
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ESAND
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Actually there are millions of scents hotter than that.
Jul 16 2011 5:56PM
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beezey
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Jul 16 2011 6:00PM
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I_Am_Mod
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hahaha, epic ad for vagina airfreshner, i def. know some chicks that could benefit of some airfreshner in their twat !

NO MORE Click for larger image !!!
Jul 16 2011 6:01PM
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hoodratz47
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lol.... im working right now at a gym....      have not seen this. yet.       have caught a couple fucking in the sauna.    i dont know what i would do if i saw that.   i would call him out. with a solid..  DUDE. and then the shake head stare. 

but one time this hot fucking girl was on the tread mill and she was rocking booty shorts so short her cooter was sticking out... some old women complanied to me. about it.. and i told her as a man i cannot walk up to her and tell her whats wrong(as i did not see anything wrong.)  i told the lady to go tell the girl herslef.   so she did. and that girl called the old lady a dried up bitch...      pretty funny.

Jul 16 2011 6:08PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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dat camel toe
Jul 16 2011 7:22PM
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blackmamba.
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the beads of sweat made me semi-hard
Jul 16 2011 7:24PM
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Yossarian
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goddam you beezey... now I can never steal exercise bike seats again.
Jul 16 2011 7:31PM
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technique.
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Jul 16 2011 7:34PM
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CrotchKiller
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half chub
Jul 16 2011 7:39PM
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JWoods
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OHMAHGAWD
Jul 16 2011 7:43PM
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blindside
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really? say it out loud, without the "dot"
Jul 17 2011 2:26AM
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