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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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Titus69
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FinkleMy girlfriend is 28 days pregnant. Fuck.


"congratulations, here is your child....and your bill"
Aug 24 2016 10:49AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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.Hugo.The other week my griend bet me $20 i wouldnt eat a 12oz glass full of jalapenos. Took it in one swig.... bad idea. My butthole burned like a hmongs kitchen the next few days


Cooked a chili for about 50 people this new year, to get around the usual problem of most people being pussies I made it with virtually no chillies then made another sauce, same recipe so it should taste the same but without the meat and like 12 naga chillies. Idea was that if you liked chillies you could just mix it in, but damn that sauce was so fucking hot.

Anyway, it's 3am on 1st of January and I'm fucked. One of my friends is like 'Hey Duncan, odds on you do a shot of that chili sauce you made'

I'm not one to shy away from doing straight up retarded shit, but I really didn't want to do it, so I went 20 to 1. Lost.

I only managed a few sips from that shot glass for pain in my mouth, but my butt regretted it for a month.
Aug 24 2016 11:14AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Some number I don't know started sending me religious texts. I ignored it for two. Then I started sending back satanic praise.
Aug 24 2016 11:15AM
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CaptainObvious.
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CaptainObvious.Some number I don't know started sending me religious texts. I ignored it for two. Then I started sending back satanic praise.


Shit's getting real. I found satanic scripture in latin.
Aug 24 2016 11:19AM
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CaptainObvious.
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FinkleMy girlfriend is 28 days pregnant. Fuck.


Best Tricks pulling out.


The irony hurts.
Aug 24 2016 11:42AM
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Finkle
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Well we are in a good relationship. We moved in together a month ago. She has had an abortion that was botched a couple years ago. And she can't have another abortion. And doesn't want to. She wasn't even supposed to be able to have a kid?! But hey I'm in it. She's 22 I'm 26. Looks like I get one more full season of skiing until the baby is big enough to learn. I swear to god I'm going to train that little fucker to be the next best thing in skiing.
Aug 24 2016 12:39PM
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Titus69
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officially a comm college student, except Im taking basic gen eds classes til December then winter off. Luckily my only friend whos still in town is in my night class
Aug 24 2016 2:55PM
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Mingg
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How am I just discovering mail chimp. Holy shit this is way nicer than standard text emails. Fuck yes. I am stoked on this.
Aug 24 2016 3:42PM
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McNoche
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Gnar post of the day
Aug 24 2016 4:14PM
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GayWolf420
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momma moose today gave me a look like "you better back the fuck up away from me and my kids while we are eating" and I totally got the message and went around them/took off sprinting. seriously I don't want to get a hoof up the ass.
Aug 24 2016 10:35PM
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broto
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DeebieSkeebiesmomma moose today gave me a look like "you better back the fuck up away from me and my kids while we are eating" and I totally got the message and went around them/took off sprinting. seriously I don't want to get a hoof up the ass.


I was up at dog lake at b town yesterday and we saw 2 moose. They were chillers tho
Aug 24 2016 11:15PM
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Mingg
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THEY PLAYED THE PLOT TO BOMB THE PANHANDLE. THATS MY FAVORITE SONG BY THEM HOLY SHIT. Best night of my existence. I am fucking so hyped
Aug 25 2016 12:26AM
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Finkle
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I'm pretty sure I'm ready to be the father. Out of the 60+ women I have been with. She has been the best thing that has happened to me. I have been excessively drinking and partying since I was 16. I'm gonna be 26 in a month. I have a good job. I have a good family support system. I think I'm good. I am type one diabetic. I'm most concerned on my baby's health and hope to god it is not diagnosed. We found out today it is 6 weeks old. I'm honestly in disbelief. The apartment we moved into is almost perfect for a child. We have a spare room. Sadly it is upstairs. But we would will make it work. My other concern is me losing my health insurance next month. Another thing I have to worry about. But I will figure it out. Life throws some fucking curve balls man. And dude. I'm pro choice. But to make your girl get an abortion is wrong. It's something you need to talk about. Weigh options. Not a simple drive to the good ol' PP. Shame on you broski. No women deserves that. Your fault for not using protection. And I can play devil's advocate because my girl was on birth control and took it daily. And still got knocked up.
Aug 25 2016 1:16AM
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.Rybak.
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Bruh. I love all of you shits.
Aug 25 2016 1:40AM
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boozer
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holy shit, this thread still exists?
Aug 25 2016 2:53AM
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DANNY.H
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37 days and counting till i leave the office forever and head to the mountains, hyped.
Aug 25 2016 7:33AM
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.Hugo.
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FinkleAnd I can play devil's advocate because my girl was on birth control and took it daily. And still got knocked up.


Thats what she told you at least.... she trapped ya
Aug 25 2016 8:41AM
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Randy_Quench
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boozerholy shit, this thread still exists?


I'm convinced all 384 of your posts are you popping in every few weeks amazed that this thread still exists.
Aug 25 2016 9:37AM
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GayWolf420
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brotoI was up at dog lake at b town yesterday and we saw 2 moose. They were chillers tho


Its becomming perfect weather to be out, i think we are finally past 90+ degree days. Its like 50 and cloudy up in PC rn + leaves falling. The best two seasons are finally upon us. Fucking love autumn. Cool weather, football/hockey season coming back, donuts and cider, so much gr8 stuff
Aug 25 2016 11:46AM
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ascent_studios
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DeebieSkeebiesIts becomming perfect weather to be out, i think we are finally past 90+ degree days. Its like 50 and cloudy up in PC rn + leaves falling. The best two seasons are finally upon us. Fucking love autumn. Cool weather, football/hockey season coming back, donuts and cider, so much gr8 stuff


The air feels so damn fresh in autumn as well.
Aug 25 2016 12:39PM
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.Hugo.
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DeebieSkeebiesIts becomming perfect weather to be out, i think we are finally past 90+ degree days. Its like 50 and cloudy up in PC rn + leaves falling. The best two seasons are finally upon us. Fucking love autumn. Cool weather, football/hockey season coming back, donuts and cider, so much gr8 stuff


Fall is the best season. Ready for this humidity to go away
Aug 25 2016 12:41PM
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Titus69
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My now former high schools soccer team has their first game today, now Ive just been missing soccer all day, teams full of good and fun kids to play with. Miss playing under the lights. Hopefully they do better in the playoffs than last year.
Aug 25 2016 3:14PM
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Mingg
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Woke up with a black eye. not even mad though.
Aug 25 2016 9:23PM
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Ranch
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MinggWoke up with a black eye. not even mad though.


story
Aug 25 2016 10:27PM
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Mingg
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Dekerzstory


Mosh pits are fun (:
Aug 25 2016 10:30PM
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Ranch
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MinggMosh pits are fun (:


first image that came to mind

Aug 25 2016 10:34PM
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Chubz.
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bought a cruiser board




Aug 25 2016 11:59PM
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Chubz.
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thought this was PYLP...shit.
Aug 26 2016 12:14AM
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arnie_grape
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Chubz.thought this was PYLP...shit.


-k








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Aug 26 2016 12:50AM
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Chubz.
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GORILLAWALLACE-k








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ill shuv that -k up your moms clam u sack sniffer
Aug 26 2016 1:17AM
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profa_212
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Dropping my girlfriend off for surgery lol....she about to be high as shit
Aug 26 2016 10:04AM
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McNoche
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Chubz.ill shuv that -k up your moms clam u sack sniffer


Chubbie that is the type foul language and lashing out that gets you in trouble at home. Straighten up
Aug 26 2016 10:09AM
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NinetyFour
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Randy_QuenchI'm convinced all 384 of your posts are you popping in every few weeks amazed that this thread still exists.


I thought it was pretry good when OP was sitting at 123 posts. Coming up on 420 posts now. I also wouldn't mind if OP changed the black background on his icon to gray so the mug is just sitting there in all it's glory.
Aug 26 2016 1:16PM
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ascent_studios
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Profahoben_212Dropping my girlfriend off for surgery lol....she about to be high as shit


haha that's what comes to mind when you drop her of to get her body cut open? lol
Aug 26 2016 2:56PM
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GayWolf420
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Spotify kinda sucks but them having most of the rolling stones discography makes me happy
Aug 26 2016 3:39PM
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Mingg
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McNocheChubbie that is the type foul language and lashing out that gets you in trouble at home. Straighten up


You're not funny
Aug 26 2016 3:42PM
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ascent_studios
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MinggYou're not funny


truth
Aug 26 2016 3:53PM
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McNoche
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MinggYou're not funny


U mad hoe?
Aug 26 2016 4:56PM
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Mingg
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McNocheU mad hoe?


Nope. Actually having quite a good day, thanks for asking (:
Aug 26 2016 5:23PM
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taylornicky
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ben_collinshaha that's what comes to mind when you drop her of to get her body cut open? lol


Poor Emily hahahahahaha
Aug 26 2016 5:41PM
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Mingg
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I've lived in my apartment with my roommate for 5 days, and this is the 3rd phone call I've heard her make to complain to a company about whatever. So far we have 3 free burritos from chipotle, she's getting a free new phone and we have 3 free months of cable/internet.

Interesting.
Aug 26 2016 5:49PM
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profa_212
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ben_collinshaha that's what comes to mind when you drop her of to get her body cut open? lol

Lol its pretty minor stuff hahaha
taylornickyPoor Emily hahahahahaha


She was pretty funny earlier. She still can't feel her arm hahahahaha
Aug 26 2016 5:52PM
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ascent_studios
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MinggI've lived in my apartment with my roommate for 5 days, and this is the 3rd phone call I've heard her make to complain to a company about whatever. So far we have 3 free burritos from chipotle, she's getting a free new phone and we have 3 free months of cable/internet.

Interesting.


That's awesome!
Aug 26 2016 6:31PM
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.lencon
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I feel
Aug 26 2016 11:41PM
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Mingg
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$30 you're a virgin
Aug 26 2016 11:48PM
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arnie_grape
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6/10 troll
Aug 27 2016 12:11AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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MinggI've lived in my apartment with my roommate for 5 days, and this is the 3rd phone call I've heard her make to complain to a company about whatever. So far we have 3 free burritos from chipotle, she's getting a free new phone and we have 3 free months of cable/internet.

Interesting.


That's not interesting, that's her carrying the weight/being the GOAT. Be thankful you have a roommate willing to do that...
Aug 27 2016 12:16AM
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