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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


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Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
Make up little games like something bad will happen if I don't make it up these steps in 10 seconds or something
Jul 21 2011 11:01AM
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RIP_leos_shack
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Everything has to be on an odd number (volume temp etc), if I do something with my right hand like open a door the next time I have to do it with my left hand or I feel off balance, I always take stairs by two and its really annoying if there's an odd number of stairs, I can't have my turn signal on while listening to music because it doesnt match up with the beat.
Jul 21 2011 11:05AM
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EL_TIGRE
Posts: 2984 - Karma: 48
OCD
Jul 21 2011 11:40AM
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DOSE.
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this all the time.
Jul 21 2011 12:00PM
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DERS.
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ew
even number obviously
Jul 21 2011 12:02PM
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DOSE.
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fuck people who do this. i dont know why, but it really pisses me off.
Jul 21 2011 12:03PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467

when i'm a passenger in a car i always pick some random piece of dirt or spec on the windshield and pretend there is a super sharp line that extends out of it and cuts anything. then i move my head up and down to get a different angle so i can cut certain stuff


i nap in the shower if im not in a rush


i cant step on sidewalk cracks


when eating peanut butter out of the jar it has to be flat and smooth and i get annoyed when its not


I am always envisioning an edit when I listen to music


sing or make sound effects when i ski


in my head when i see two people talking i make up conversations that they are having


i make wierd lists on my notes app on my phone (what would i do if zombies attacked and what would i bring, who would i give my stuff too if i die)


when walking on the side walk i imagine that im skiing and to tricks on and off of things


when im bored and its late ill get all my ski gear and put everything on and look in the mirror


i tend to crack jokes to myself and laugh my ass off



Jul 21 2011 12:34PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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i always always do this. usually race car sounds. if i fall it sounds like an epic crash with explosions. i also make race car sound effects in my head when i walk through crowds of people that are walking slow.
Jul 21 2011 12:43PM
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BmoChop
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Sometimes i strip down to nothing in the bathroom

I translate like everything into spanish, even though I'm not that great at spanish.

It bothers me how blinkers are never synced up.

I avoid public bathrooms but not if I really have to go.

I've got to be cold to sleep, and never wear socks. Also if I cant sleep, I get into weird positions and like hang my leg off the side of the bed.

I always take stairs 2/3 steps at a time.

I type along with the rhythm of the song I'm listening too.

When I pee or poop I hold my shirt with my chin

Sometimes I'll be sitting in my bed at night and think about how everyone's lives would be better or worse if I died.

and a ton of other stuff.
Jul 21 2011 1:19PM
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tom.skier
Posts: 817 - Karma: 392
This. As soon as I'm home the sweatpants are on! It's the only way to relax.
Jul 21 2011 1:20PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
holy shit i though i was the only one that does it. but is so fun to do
Jul 21 2011 1:38PM
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Deluge
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holy shit i do the exact same thing
Jul 21 2011 1:47PM
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TaranItUp
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I must say this list is about right.
Jul 21 2011 1:47PM
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sammy_
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haha i thought i was the only one too!! or i try to avoid everything with it so i dont "cut" anything
Jul 21 2011 1:55PM
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Deluge
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i cannot sleep with socks on. like i will literally not fall asleep they have to be off
and i always have to sleep with my feet never covered by the covers for some reason (see drawing) oh and i never use a sheet only covers
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Jul 21 2011 1:55PM
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TaranItUp
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I do this, especially with telephone poles or mountains.
Jul 21 2011 2:05PM
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B-WASS
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yes
Jul 21 2011 2:11PM
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smooter
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i cant fall asleep if my door is open or if any lights are on.
Jul 21 2011 2:13PM
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sammy_
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yeah i love doing it until someone looks at you doing this and ask you what your doing and you cant really explain it without sounding completely ridiculous
Jul 21 2011 2:13PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
I thought that I was the only one...
Jul 21 2011 2:14PM
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Deluge
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everynight i have to do 15 fore arm pull-ups before brushing my teeth and whenever theres a curb i have to like k-fed on it or something, i get the weirdest looks
i do the skier thing next to the car and the arms out of the mirrors thing too
whenever im sitting in the passenger seat of the car, when i know the driver will start breaking i push down in the floor with my right foot like im braking too
Jul 21 2011 2:21PM
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akarlsen
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just tried this, fucking genius
Jul 21 2011 2:47PM
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whoa-dere
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i do this too!

i also think im riding when im walking, i'll do wall taps 1s and 3s off of stairs.

when im walking in the hallway, sometimes i think im a really fast car and imagine im on a track, braking to slow down and stepping on the gas and shifting and using nitro and all that

Jul 21 2011 11:04PM
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k-rob
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i do this with the odd song. i'll be jamming to something and then think "this would go perfectly in a ski edit" and then i imagine all of the shots and features and stuff and how cool it would be.
Jul 21 2011 11:08PM
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flooz.
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
i do this. i always make myself laugh really hard
Jul 21 2011 11:57PM
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Zimmerman
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walk around naked
Jul 22 2011 12:04AM
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penguinslide
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I always sleep with socks on, and if I dont, it feels like my teeth are buzzing.

Jul 22 2011 12:25AM
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jibco
Posts: 109 - Karma: 27
Dude I'm the exact same way. There's no way I could sleep with socks on.
An instead of leaving my feet uncovered I sleep with one leg under the covers and one leg out of the covers, but I can't sleep with both legs under.
Jul 22 2011 12:37AM
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EL_TIGRE
Posts: 2984 - Karma: 48
one leg in one leg out for me too.

but i cant sleep with nothing on me, no matter how hot it is.
Jul 22 2011 12:47AM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
same here.

i also need somthign between my legs like coversor a pillow....i know its wierd but i cant sleep without it
Jul 22 2011 12:59AM
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EL_TIGRE
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ya ya i feel ya

or sometimes i hug a pillow
Jul 22 2011 1:01AM
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sammy_
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yeah i do that too.. haha
Jul 22 2011 1:02AM
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emilyiscool
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omg me too! :P way better with a real person though
Jul 22 2011 1:05AM
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bribri
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same, and I cant have socks on, no sheets just a comforter and my cell phone has to be either above my pillow or next to me.
Jul 22 2011 1:08AM
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EL_TIGRE
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hmu ;)
Jul 22 2011 1:14AM
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emilyiscool
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whats hmu?
Jul 22 2011 1:15AM
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sammy_
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very true
Jul 22 2011 1:26AM
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EL_TIGRE
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hit me upppppp
Jul 22 2011 1:34AM
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fuck.your.tits
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10th page?
Jul 22 2011 3:54AM
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fuck.your.tits
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Fuck
Jul 22 2011 3:54AM
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Kangbang
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ME!
Jul 22 2011 3:56AM
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ALaw
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cannot sleep with clothes on. i could barely even get to sleep with just boxers on at camp. idk how anyone can sleep in a tee and pajamas or other clothes
Jul 22 2011 4:12AM
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Kangbang
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I'm the same way. I'll only sleep in boxers when I'm sleeping over at a friends or somewhere other than my bed. Sleeping in a tee and pajamas is so damn uncomfortable.
Jul 22 2011 4:17AM
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fuck.your.tits
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Snaked by kangbang haha
Jul 22 2011 4:18AM
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katalina
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whenever i hear anything in my house or get scared... i throw up my karate hands and go searching. i have no idea how to do karate, but it makes me feel safer having my karate hands up and ready. i do this most when the shower curtain is closed. i feel as though someone is hiding behind it about to attack me...
Jul 22 2011 5:45AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
I always have that feeling that someone is waiting for me to come out. Freaks the shit out of me so I don't wanna close my eyes, then I get shampoo in my eyes and it fucking burns!
Jul 22 2011 8:29AM
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penguinslide
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like psycho...
Jul 24 2011 12:58AM
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cheener12
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When im driving through big cities, i like to play i spy a handrail and imagine myself hitting it.
Jul 24 2011 1:05AM
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PattyC
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Sometimes I think everybody are robots but me
Jul 24 2011 3:40AM
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Ungeiist
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technically you can't prove that are not
Jul 24 2011 3:45AM
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