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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


GOGOGO
Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
i was wondering what happened to them!
Jul 20 2011 2:29AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Whilst waiting for trains I get the urge to jump in front of the incoming train.
Jul 20 2011 3:12AM
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stupendous-man
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you may want to see a therapist about that.
Jul 20 2011 3:17AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Honestly man it's not like a suicidal thing it's just some weird feeling that's like "What would it be like if I just jumped right now? Would I live, would I die? IDK"
Jul 20 2011 3:35AM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
i think the same way haha
Jul 20 2011 3:39AM
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gnarles.
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i sometimes like to ask my self questions
Jul 20 2011 3:57AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
I like to take off my socks while I'm in my bed about to sleep. Taking off socks in bed feels so much better than normal.
Jul 20 2011 4:25AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
pics or it didn't happen.
Jul 20 2011 5:16AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
OH MY GOD YES.
Jul 20 2011 8:01AM
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whoa-dere
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I like to pee really far away from the urinal when no one else in Is in the bathroom
Jul 20 2011 8:08AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
Meaning?.....

They look half closed and people think I'm high all the time.
It's funny, I have good friends that ask what's with my eyes, and I have to remind them that the eye lids won't open any bigger than they are.
It's a muscle defect or something of that nature
Jul 20 2011 8:10AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
haha i have abnoramlly large/easily dilated pupils and people always think I'm trippin' and shit
Jul 20 2011 10:27AM
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Crack.
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I run up the stairs from my basement really fast because I think someones gonna chase me and try to grab me.
Jul 20 2011 10:38AM
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flooz.
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i do that thing in the car but i imagine somebody swinging between the reflector poles on the highway.
i don't wear pants when i'm home by myself
and i think in conversations.
Jul 20 2011 10:39AM
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Get.Kronk
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This. Except now my rooms in the basement so it's not as scary
Jul 20 2011 10:51AM
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flooz.
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oh yeah, and this. but i do it on all the stairs in my house when it's dark haha
Jul 20 2011 11:18AM
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Cudder.
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oh my god i do this all the time at night
Jul 20 2011 1:07PM
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victoriaseim
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this

Jul 20 2011 1:13PM
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caturdaze
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Whenever I use a urinal, or stand up to pee, I pull may pants and boxers down to me knees like you do when you younger. Even if its a public restroom. Got some mad funny looks before.
Jul 20 2011 2:42PM
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EL_TIGRE
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I have to take a shower after i wake up, even if I showered the night before and slept on freshly cleaned sheets
Jul 20 2011 2:51PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
Whenever I get head/have sex I always give the girl a high five after we both finish.
Jul 20 2011 3:03PM
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StreetsOfRage
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i am going to start doing this.
Jul 20 2011 3:08PM
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EL_TIGRE
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haha ive done this before. you try to see how far back you can get
Jul 20 2011 3:10PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
This is how i poop.
Click for larger image

and its nice for sitting down and watching a movie too.
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Dont know if thats wierd or not but i do it.
Claim for pooping backwards/
Jul 20 2011 4:26PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
ITS THE NEW COOL WAY
Jul 20 2011 4:28PM
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toominator
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^Wouldn't your pants get in the way? Or do you have to depant? Seems like moar effort

I like to curse at other road users like a sailor when I'm driving alone.
The basement one used to get me too when I was younger. The light switch was like 3m inside the doorway, so it was super dark at night for those last few steps to get out
Jul 20 2011 4:37PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I am too.


And that toilet idea is mental, I'll be trying it next time I take a shit.
Jul 20 2011 4:37PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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It makes sense. You and the guy just did the best thing ever and now you're both so happy.

High 5 time.
Jul 20 2011 4:39PM
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TonyTheTiger
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When I'm alone at home I most of the time yell weird noises or speak loud to objects. Then i'D burst out laughing.

Also, when I pee, sometimes I squat down to be closer to the toilet, of course, I aim the side of the porcelain so I don't splash.

I put cookies in my cereal sometimes, you crumble them. Oreos work good for that.

I dance without music whenever I feel like it.

My hair makes dreads naturally without any effort, people don't believe me... It's not that I wand dreads, but they appear magically and I cant seem to do anything about it.

Jul 20 2011 4:50PM
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disastertourism
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Jul 20 2011 4:51PM
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Relish_man
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i laugh demonically and uncontrollably when I'm weedwhacking
Jul 20 2011 4:51PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189

i do this too. also when its dark i like to run to my room really fast and jump to my bed. i always imagine some horror movie scene of being dragged under my bed or back into the darkness.

i do a lot of weird things. but there are just too many to even begin posting them.

Jul 20 2011 4:56PM
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.Hugo.
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I just laughed os hard picturing that in my head hahahaha
Jul 20 2011 5:02PM
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Joonas
Posts: 568 - Karma: 230
When i was younger i was pretty sure me and every1 around me were retarded or somehow mentaly sick, and the normal people lived somewhere else
Jul 20 2011 5:17PM
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ryan.c
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so you know when you're a little kid you try not to walk on the cracks, and make a pattern with your steps...yeah that still happens every so often. then im like wtf am i doing? and stop...
Jul 20 2011 5:34PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Ahahah this, and especially at smash bros n64 but who doesn't do that, my landlord might think I'm psycho
Jul 20 2011 5:47PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
i do this also, but i sometimes do it on all fours so i feel like a lion or some other cat like animal. also seems like you move faster.
Jul 20 2011 5:56PM
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Snowgoner
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i do this all the time
Jul 20 2011 10:29PM
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emilyiscool
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this thread inspired me to try it backwards on the toilet... its so awkward why would you do that??
Jul 20 2011 10:36PM
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cwillygood
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WOW
Jul 20 2011 10:38PM
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Mr.Turtle
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this sounds very dangerous
Jul 20 2011 10:39PM
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bleevus
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always
Jul 20 2011 10:42PM
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PON3
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Because the upper tank doubles as a convenent shelf to put your lap top so you can watch ski edits while you poop, but since your a girl we all know its not true. It also doubles as a nice arm rest
Jul 20 2011 10:56PM
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Poems
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does it take a certain skill to shit backwards, or do i just suck at life.

Jul 20 2011 11:15PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
I like to take off all my clothes expect my socks when I shit at home.

I'm very paranoid when it comes to public washrooms, no matter how classy the place is.

Sometimes I'll sit on the shitter and just chill for a bit.

I like to stare at people to make them uncomfortable, I've been called out like twice for doing it.

Sometimes I'll eat with my hands for fun.

I like to eat salad with my hands so it lasts longer.

I'm actually not that talkative, I prefer to listen for some reason. I just feel weird when I have to say something.

I like to act weird but I feel like my friends are going to judge me even though they are acting weird too.

I like to make fun of/make up stories random people in my head while in public.
Jul 21 2011 4:44AM
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jibco
Posts: 109 - Karma: 27
hahaha YES I'm gonna have to start doing this as well...
And I have a phobia of metal utensils so I have my own plastic sets at home, and I have to bring my own plastic utensils with me if I go out to eat or I won't eat. Weird...
Jul 21 2011 5:51AM
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oreopancake.
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i measure my steps based on the concrete slabs on the sidewalk.

for instance, if it takes me 3 steps to get about 9/10 across the slab, then i'm walking at 1/3 pace.

yeah
Jul 21 2011 6:29AM
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Ungeiist
Posts: 152 - Karma: 26
-That thing about imagining a skier next to the car. also sometimes a skateboarder.

- I hold my arms in the shower in a certain position so that the water will flow down my arms and make pools and waterfalls
Jul 21 2011 7:18AM
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summersover
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-definitely have a singing problem, always singing while im skiing or singing hardcore in the shower its just mad fun but Im no where near good enough for anyone else's ears haha
-do that imagining my life is a movie or edit or music video type thing
-i make faces to myself in every reflective surface possible
-always always try to imagine what a strangers life is like what theyre thinking and shit
Jul 21 2011 9:13AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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all the time
Jul 21 2011 10:37AM
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