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Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


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Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
i thought you were a lesbian?
Jul 12 2011 1:44AM
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jorb.co
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pretty much everything here, except the nude pooping thats just fucking weird. i always get pissed off at myself when i hear a good song because i didnt think of writing it first. i sometimes bite off a fingernail and like play with it my teeth, its super gross. i have several
Jul 12 2011 1:44AM
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jorb.co
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FUCK MOBILE NS ...collections of things i completely rearrange on a weekly basis. i wash my feet every night before i go to bed. i wear one of every colour of the rainbow silly bands, each day theyre different, when in the shower i make a dam eith my feet and hold all the soap and shit and let it all go when im done. i could go forever wit this stuff haha.
Jul 12 2011 1:47AM
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emilyiscool
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how does that mean at all that i cant prefer being on bottom?
Jul 12 2011 1:48AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
I cant see that working, because like I hate listening too my own mixes, or lookin at my own art
Jul 12 2011 1:49AM
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DERS.
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Jul 12 2011 1:51AM
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ryantheconnolly
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imagination is a big part of it though, i never just fap to one still picture. but hey maybe thats just me
Jul 12 2011 1:53AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lesbians can still be on top dood.
Jul 12 2011 2:11AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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*strap ons
Jul 12 2011 2:12AM
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DERS.
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ahh i see. excuse my ignorance on the subject.
Jul 12 2011 2:29AM
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OMGimDADDY
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Thats really weird... the last one. I do the EXACT same thing. I have no clue why i do though, i actually have to hold myself back.
Jul 12 2011 2:44AM
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Kajex
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I LOVE to slide down railings when going down stairs, like on my ass.  It's gotten to the point that when it's late on campus and I'm alone, I'll spin 270s on and off (also gotten quite hurt doing this, and no, I haven't been able to do a sw up yet)
Jul 12 2011 2:49AM
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Kajex
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I'm 23 by the way, and when I'm at home and running up the stairs to my room, I sometimes still use all 4 limbs.
Jul 12 2011 2:50AM
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Hi.Phi.
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Always and forever. stairs are meant for all four limbs
Jul 12 2011 5:08AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
All through high school I didn't even go for a piss at school, if I was really really desperate I'd go in the disabled toilet but I pretty much never peed in school, let alone pooped.
Jul 12 2011 6:41AM
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razors-chaz
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When im in the shpwer i imagine thrpwong tricks on my skis and throw my shoulders and head as if to be setting the rotation and somtimes go for grabs
Jul 12 2011 7:25AM
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emilyiscool
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when im walking and i know no ones around i like to throw 540s and jib curbs
Jul 12 2011 10:14AM
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yelsel
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i have to listen to music when i walk

can only sleep if its cool

only undies to sleep in

when im walking and listening to music, i do this thing with my hands and fingers to the beat of the music. i dont know how to explain it

i talk to myself when im alone

i have to eat my eggs a certain way.

i sit on my toilet sideways to pee

Jul 12 2011 10:35AM
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7-3instacall
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I always hit everything and tap my feet imagining i have a drumkit in front of me

Jul 12 2011 10:42AM
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esotericjive
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I'll be walking down the street and k-feding curbs. Someone saw me and their face was like "lolwut?" I also do the knife thing in the car, but I've always imagined it was a laser.
Jul 12 2011 11:13AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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This. It's the worst with runny stuff and meats for me.
Jul 12 2011 11:17AM
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marvs
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im 19, and will use all 4's till i cant anymore.


i will eat food or drink something halfway, put it back in the fridge, forget about it for days, still telling myself il finish it.


Jul 12 2011 11:21AM
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EC-Skier
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i do all of these haha
Jul 12 2011 12:12PM
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Logey.
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when i see an ant i cant step on it.. because i feel like it has its only little family and thats like that dad and and hes just trying to get food for his family in there little ant hole. So i can never step on an ant..

UNLESS there in my house, then there in my territory and i must take action.

also every rail i see i think of a way of how to hit and a good camera angle for it.

and whenever i listen to a song i always think of how good it would be in an edit

Jul 12 2011 12:32PM
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ryano
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i've thought the same thing!

like, its far from suicidal for me. i just think, "what would actually happen?"

my curiosity is gonna get me killed.
Jul 12 2011 12:35PM
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disastertourism
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I get that too. I also get it on trains and planes.
Jul 12 2011 12:41PM
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artfullydodged
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When I mow the lawn i either imagine that i am mowing down some race of grass people or shaving a gigantic green animal
Jul 12 2011 12:42PM
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jibmeisterflex
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when i dont think people can hear me like during loud music i sing very bad on purpose or talk to myself

i like the smell of my farts usually
Jul 12 2011 12:44PM
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dex.
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this
Jul 12 2011 12:53PM
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cmo
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i always sniff a drink before i drink it as a result of too many hangovers that made incredibly worse
Jul 12 2011 1:09PM
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jeR.
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i only set my alarm to odd numbers, and i can't deal with windows in a room being closed. even in the winter i crack windows. pisses so many people off. my roommates learn to deal haha
Jul 12 2011 1:18PM
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majora
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ahahahahahahahaah i see what you did there
Jul 12 2011 1:28PM
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PON3
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You are now my most favorite member for saying that. +k
Jul 12 2011 1:33PM
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B-runge
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i make weird ass noises when im skiing and dont notice it unless im re watching go pro videos

haha
Jul 12 2011 1:52PM
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broto
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YESSSS
Jul 12 2011 2:04PM
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OoobeFu_k
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dude its crazy how this controls my life some times...

Jul 12 2011 2:11PM
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Raz.
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i bow when i walk into rooms like 80% of the time from martial arts. hardly anybody has ever noticed though
Jul 12 2011 2:17PM
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Departmentsaur
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SAME! And sometimes i accidentally reply to people with a loud "YES SIR!"
Jul 12 2011 2:28PM
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Raz.
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YESSSSSS any male adult
Jul 12 2011 2:29PM
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OoobeFu_k
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alrigth so on the real i want gunna stay at work today casue i was feeling like shit and its hot as fuck, but i started reading this thread and it felt like it snowed 14 inches... i was at break and everyones looking at me like wtf are you laughing about... all this shit in this thread is gold.



 and when i listen to music i listen to only the beat and drown out the lyrics, ive listened to some songs prolly 100 times and i cant even remember the lyrics.

as soon as i get out of the shower, i have to dry my hair with a towel first.

when i get home from work i need need to touch my dogs ears before i do anything else.


Jul 12 2011 2:30PM
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Hi.Phi.
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When I pee or poop I hold my shirt with my chin

When I have my eyes closed no matter what I move my eyes around, like in the movements you would use to slice fruit on fruit ninja

as a passenger I always imagine the dips in the curbs as table tops and that there is a biker, skateboarder, skiier or whatever gaping every one.

when I was little and would swing on a swing set Id always think that once i jumped off swords would come through the ground just as i landed as to impale me, so Id just keep swinging for like 2 hours until I got enough courage to jump off. and when I did Id land and sprint like hell to the house

when I go to bed I stand by the light switch and get ready to flick it off. And right as I flick it off I sprint to my bed and jump like 3 feet before my bed as to make sure no monster can grab my feet. I think that just carried over from when I was a kid and I got comfortable doing it.

Also at night when all the lights are turned off and Im going from one side of the house to the other i have to turn on every light on the way, then I walk back to the original room and turn off every light as i walk to my destination room

Jul 12 2011 2:54PM
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FBGM
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I do these things haha.
Jul 12 2011 3:05PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Whenever no one is home and i am hella bored i get drunk and shoot ants with a bb gun. I was just doing this/claim

Jul 12 2011 3:10PM
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bribri
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I do this tooo!
Jul 12 2011 3:20PM
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HermioneGranger
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Win!
Jul 12 2011 3:31PM
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PON3
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Sometimes I sit in the shower and just let the water pour onto me,i always thought it was weird since you sit in a bath and not in a shower. Btw finally got a smart phone so now I have newschoolers on the go. So stoked!7!!!!
Jul 12 2011 5:10PM
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Brock.
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Weird stuff that nobody knows about?



Ummm, well sometimes I make beats by inhaling and exhaling out of my nose

I used to check my closest and under my bed before going to bed until I was like 13 years old,

When Im sitting alone in an elevator or something I often pull out my phone and pretend I'm texting to avoid awkward eye contact.

Im gay

I have multiple Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 songs on my ipod. Also "young jeezy" and thom yorke are tied as the most listened songs in my library.



And yeah thats about it.



Jul 12 2011 10:19PM
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Wolffy
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I have the exact same thing, and do the exact same things!
Jul 12 2011 10:24PM
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Wolffy
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I see what you did there.
Jul 12 2011 10:53PM
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simplesteezy
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When I am alone i beat box and if I am listening to a song I make a new beat to fit that song.

I also count telephone poles and the beat to a song with my toes.
Jul 12 2011 11:16PM
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