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Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


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Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
-Can't take a shit anywhere except for at my house. I have to be in the comfort of my own bathroom
-I usually sing and talk to myself when skiing, it makes me that much more skilled

There's probably a ton more, I'll post them up if I think of them
Jul 11 2011 8:26PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
I can't get out of bed without checking facebook, email, cnn, and every forum on NS first

I only have one pair of shoes at all times

I wear a titleist hat backwards like every waking minute of my life

I can't afford crack so I smoke rocks from my lawn
Jul 11 2011 8:35PM
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bribri
Posts: 160 - Karma: 30
Same here, so i normally have my window open and a fan on the opposite side of the room when i fall asleep.
Jul 11 2011 9:03PM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43

^^  if its even like a little warm i move around and cant fall asleep haha

Jul 11 2011 9:13PM
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buddychaps
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i always piss outside, i hate using my toilet unless i have to poop
Jul 11 2011 9:13PM
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ShreddAZ
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I pretend I'm skiing on everything...I can't not spin off stairs or do gay k Feds on curbs haha
Jul 11 2011 10:08PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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Whenever I'm in a car, I imagine the light is pavement and where shadows are is like gaps, so I hav'ta like jump over the shadows.

Pee beside the water.

Imagine my life as a movie.

Sometimes I also like to poop when I'm alone swimming in the ocean. It just feels so fresh and clean, I highly advise you to try it out one day.
Jul 11 2011 10:12PM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554
The first 2 the OP said
Also I pretend all curbs and steps are rails so when i go down my street doing a "rail line" people look at me weird

Jul 11 2011 10:20PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
i'm a huge computer / gadget nerd, but i don't really tell anyone. i built my own computer, and play pc games like it's my job, but no one knows.
Jul 11 2011 10:22PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Youre not alone on that.
Jul 11 2011 10:34PM
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Raz.
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for some reason I like never tell people in real life the coolest things I do. like some kid was bragging about how he biked 5 miles on a road, and a week before i had done 40 trail miles. or like I didnt tell anybody that i did my first big handrail like 2 weeks ago. idk i hate when people brag and shit
Jul 11 2011 10:41PM
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Wesley.P
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I hate it when people brag about things. if they are really stoked on something then it doesnt bother me but when they rub things in my face i get pretty pissed
Jul 11 2011 10:48PM
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Lemuel
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Haha that's not even hard, 5 miles is absolutely nothing on a bike haha.



Whenever it is raining and I am driving, I pretend the windshield wipers and slicing the cars that are passing by in half. lol we are so lame
Jul 11 2011 10:50PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
This!!! Biking is AWESOME!!! I just got a new road bike, the thing flies compared to my old junker trail bike. My first big ride I went 60 km (roughly 40 miles?) with my siss and it felt great, I guess the effort it took to ride my old one made it 10000 X easier/smoother to ride the new one
Jul 11 2011 11:03PM
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JWoods
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Yesss me too
Jul 11 2011 11:03PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
this fucking this. left side teeth down = kick, right side down = hat, full bite = snare. I do this when i can't drum on shit with my hands which is almost always.

I bite my lip and gums all the time, sometimes til they bleed.
Jul 11 2011 11:07PM
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cmo
Posts: 2325 - Karma: 1,085
i try to tap my fingers to the rhythm of the dotted lines on the road as i drive past them in a car...I can only keep up for so long then something happens and it gets too fast...kinda odd if you ask me
Jul 11 2011 11:12PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
I need to have peed twice after getting ready for bed before i can sleep, and i also need weight on top of me (get your mind out of the gutter!) like a heavy down blanket. And
Jul 11 2011 11:12PM
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
I think lots of people do this, I know I do.

and hmmmm, I strongly dislike bellybuttons (the word and the actualy thing) and I have always slept with my hand over my bellybutton because I absolutely hate when people touch it.
Jul 11 2011 11:20PM
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MACandSTE3ZE
Posts: 140 - Karma: 42
while driving, whenever there is an object (like a light post) on the side of the road that I am driving by, I try to pass the certain object with the beat of the song that I am listening to. Like every time i past a light post there is a bass in the song. Pretty strange, and even stranger if anyone else did it.
Jul 11 2011 11:34PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57

ive gotten yelled at for doing that, i guess its not ok to scream fuuuuuuuuck when hitting a jump thats next to a chair lift

i pretend the mirrors on my car are lasers

have full conversations with myself

Jul 11 2011 11:36PM
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kamron_708
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Wanna Fuck
Jul 11 2011 11:44PM
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Nathn
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this also. the kick is like always when you pass something it's awesome sometimes

Jul 11 2011 11:47PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Whenever I climb some stairs, I jump the last 2 or 3 and do a 180 and try to land as smoothly as possible.

Every time I see a gap, a pond or a fence that seems jumpable, I have to do it.

Everything is a contest for me.

When I have to clean my room, I check the clock and say to myself that I have to finish before 12:35 for example. So I race to do it.

When I do homeworks, I listen to the same song over and over again. I had to study for a chemistry exam and I listened to the same song all weekend.
Jul 11 2011 11:48PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
i dont think ive touched the last 3 of my stairs on the way down in like 10 years
Jul 11 2011 11:50PM
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Kangbang
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Sometimes when I waking or skateboarding down the sidewalk, and a car is driving behind me, I'll have a race and say to myself "I beat you" over and over in my head until the car passes me.
Jul 11 2011 11:51PM
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.Ian.
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Now that I think about it... I literally carry on conversations while skiing all the time. Just talking to myself, that's just how I like to ski even if everyone on my mountain thinks I'm a psychotic schizophrenic or something along those lines.
Jul 11 2011 11:52PM
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Sitch.
Posts: 841 - Karma: 13
haha do that shit 24/7
Jul 11 2011 11:58PM
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Sam.Carson
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usually have boxers on for me
Jul 11 2011 11:59PM
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Will.T
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i invent a lot of song while skiing..

the night it's more like rap song..

the day some dubstep..

I'm in trance i think..
Jul 12 2011 12:01AM
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caliskigirl
Posts: 393 - Karma: 67
Like others have said...I don't wear much clothing if I don't have too-like definitely just bra/underwear around my house, or bikini, etc. I definitely can't sleep with more then underwear on.
I know the words to most songs I hear after only a few times hearing them.
I have thought up whole conversations/inner monologues in my head, or I play songs in my head when I am alone, or while skiing or running or something like that.
I really like to match my bra/underwear, not for just when I plan on having it be seen, but just for school or work or normal activities.
I hate having long finger or toenails and I keep both really short.
Jul 12 2011 12:04AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
I have this little frog keychain and whenever I take a shit I sesh the sink as if it were a halfpipe
Jul 12 2011 12:05AM
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T.MARTIN
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Does anybody besides me pee in the shower?
Jul 12 2011 12:05AM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
The real question is, who doesnt pee in the shower?

On another note, i always brush my teeth in the shower.
Jul 12 2011 12:08AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
this
Jul 12 2011 12:10AM
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Wesley.P
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 89
i also have every phone number in my phone memorized, people think its creepy
Jul 12 2011 12:14AM
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ryantheconnolly
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i remember all my friends home phone numbers from when i was really young haha. its especially creepy for the ones im not even friends with anymore
Jul 12 2011 12:16AM
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KevinC
Posts: 289 - Karma: 82
twice a week? damn, i do AT LEAST that a day haha, i eat ALOT though cause i train for football alot. and like some people i went till like grade 12 without shitting at school but i did it once cause i had to and now i do it pretty much every day at the same time haha.

i do the clicking the teeth thing too whenever my car is in like with a driveway/house/lightpost. its so weird to find out that other people do that too, couldve sworn i was the only one

unless its a public washroom, i always sit to piss for some reason, just more relaxing or something haha

since i started working out, i count my reps doing like everything that has any kind of repition

if im home alone, ill just make like really loud, random ass noises as a do stuff, it kinda sucks if i do it when there actually is someone home and i didnt notice -.-

hmmm what else, i always put 11 ice cubes in this one waterbottle that i always use lol, it HAS to be 11, and i put them in in pairs except for the 7th one which is alone. and yes i know, its fuckn weird lol
Jul 12 2011 12:18AM
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MatteoSmatteo
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i always walk in perfect rhythm on side walks trying not to step of the cracks.

i always try to chew my food equally on both sides of my mouth.

whenever i find myself frustrated with some dude i always imagine ending up fighting with him but i never get in fights and im not a violent person.

i like to snap my right fingers and flip my hand like what chewers do with there cans when they are mixing it up. I dont chew by the way

i imagine what it would be like if i hit a certain car on the road.


Jul 12 2011 12:31AM
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Kangbang
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I do sometimes, I make sure it goes right in the drain.

Does anyone take a pee while brushing their teeth?
Jul 12 2011 1:04AM
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FerrisBueller
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when no ones home i blast music naked
Jul 12 2011 1:08AM
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Freshbakedbread
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if someone is following me, I try my hardest to stay off of the surface type they're on, like if they're on carpet I have to be on wood, or if they're on concrete i have to be on grass.

I just ate an entire tub of hummus.

sometimes, I have the urge to tuch or push something but I can never do it right.... like theres a corner on a tissue box and i want to touch it but when i do i don't feel satisfied.

I ate the hummus with Badger Chips (bucky badger, wisconsin badgers)

i have a thumb twitch that i've done so much that my thumbs hurt a lot all the time.
Jul 12 2011 1:08AM
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ryantheconnolly
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i always want to try but im afraid the vigorous brushing will start the helicopter effect in motion and ill spray pee all over
Jul 12 2011 1:12AM
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Kangbang
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Multitasking.
Jul 12 2011 1:14AM
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Moo
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This...and then the op's first thing about the skier


Jul 12 2011 1:15AM
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skiii.
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WOW! so weird I do that too!! Or when I meet someone for the first time I describe them in my head how a book would and the type of vibe you get from them..hard to explain...

Also (especially when I'm drinking) If there is a curb or a cement wall I wil three off of it pretending im skiing or jump and tap it like its a tree

I can't sleep with socks on or go to bed without washing my face..even if i showered before

Jul 12 2011 1:15AM
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kzrstf
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i draw some really hyper violent shit, just for fun. if i had a scanner, id post some

but i would probably get banned
Jul 12 2011 1:17AM
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fujarome
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i almost always skip the last step when going down. not sure why. what's strange is i fully remember when i started doing it.
Jul 12 2011 1:20AM
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Mr_Orange
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Dude I knowwww, even though the girl orgasms so quick ontop, I fell awkward... like i'm the bitch being fucked. but guess you gotta just deal with it haha
Jul 12 2011 1:21AM
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emilyiscool
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im like total opposite i get nothing out of being on top i feel awkward
Jul 12 2011 1:41AM
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