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Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


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Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
This, it's a gamechanger.
Oct 21 2012 10:55PM
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bmaze91
Posts: 711 - Karma: 518
I flex my cheeks to the beat of songs. they're sculpted as shit by now
Oct 21 2012 11:02PM
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Pudge
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 3,117
I like to buy my briefs on the feminine side and shave my legs all winter

I always order my toppings on the side and put the on just as the cook would have

I tune my guitar I don't play before I start every single day

I ALWAYS entertain telemarketers/kiosk guys at the mall and usually make up elaborate stories. I always Dean Jamison (James Dean), who never actually buys the product. Which I feel bad for ):

I always pretend that my cousin's son is mine if I am out with him alone

All my preset's are the same station, usually people figure it out. I don't let people touch my radio anyway so it's not like they know

AAAAAND I bite myself much like Anathema
Oct 21 2012 11:11PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
I was thinking about this... My hair goes through my socks while skiing and i cant stand to take my socks off
Oct 21 2012 11:33PM
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blueberrymuffin
Posts: 194 - Karma: 51
i bet you use this as a pick up line
Oct 21 2012 11:36PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
seriously? other people do that? All this time I thought I was the only one.
Oct 21 2012 11:50PM
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Pudge
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Just do it, thermals feel so good. Everything feels good. Plus from my calves down doesn't sweat and get cold anymore

If you are worried about people knowing, how many times do you wear shorts in the winter anyway?
Oct 21 2012 11:53PM
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pow_pow~
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 1,804
i like the smell of ballsweat.
Oct 22 2012 12:50AM
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Lucas
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Whenever im im the shotgun seat lol, i always count up from 0 everytime are car is in between two cars in the other lane.
Oct 22 2012 12:53AM
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Lemuel
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HAha this. Whenever I come back to my apartment and the bathroom door is closed, I'm like "Oh shit my roommate hung himself." I mean wtf who leaves the bathroom door closed?
Oct 22 2012 8:31AM
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
oh and sometimes i rate girls as i walk through school hallways. scale of 1-5 cause 1-10 requires too much thought (and solid 7 jokes get old)
Oct 22 2012 8:19PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Me dos.

I look like a goddamned idiot
Oct 22 2012 8:45PM
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IHeartWeasels
Posts: 239 - Karma: 55
When I'm happy, I subconsciously start rocking if I'm in a chair.

I make a whistling noise when I eat food I like.

I do yoga naked in my room each night (not gay...)

I sometimes post things on facebook with a privacy setting so that only I can see it.
Oct 22 2012 10:20PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
blood in real life doesn't bother me at all, and i have watched some gnarly surgeries in person but talking about it makes me sick and i have even passed out a few times from it i used to dirt jump with my right foot all the way down, dont know why but it worked fine when i pee i always try and make as many bubbles as i can
Oct 22 2012 10:32PM
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surfacesavelife
Posts: 38 - Karma: -2
when i see a snowy hill i picture myself skiing it

not gonna lie i love pulling out a deep bugger

sing old 80's songs when i run
Oct 22 2012 10:40PM
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ERICsteezWard
Posts: 142 - Karma: 22

when im riding with my parents i listen to my ipod and i replay a certain song all car ride while imagining im the artist and im singing it in s concert. 

Oct 22 2012 11:06PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
If im in an uncomfortable situation, i start to hum
Oct 22 2012 11:42PM
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Film.
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 2,296
Jib using a pencil, and for some really really weird reason I look at my dog's whisker and look at how they are rooted and where the hair grows from its super strange and dont really understand why I do it myself. Very weird I know
Oct 22 2012 11:43PM
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teleRADo
Posts: 357 - Karma: 36
I always keep the cap on my pens so that they have better swingweight when im doing futurespins in class.
Oct 23 2012 1:45AM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
Jerk off to facebook pictures =]
Oct 23 2012 1:52AM
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stovypotts
Posts: 153 - Karma: 6
i have a crazy deja vu and constantly smell my hands when im bored
Oct 24 2012 11:44AM
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jimmydar
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I have a friend that does this and he is always complaining that he has to shit
Oct 24 2012 3:07PM
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Phil-X-
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Hahaha I said this almost a full year ago, no recollection of posting this at all. God I crack myself up.
Oct 24 2012 3:39PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6302 - Karma: 6,567
this all the time
Oct 24 2012 3:55PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
I kind of do the same thing but the sharp objects are coming out of my eyes and I try to avoid other cars, telephone poles and other objects of the like.
Oct 24 2012 4:08PM
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BrewskiJr
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When I piss, I have to make bubbles over the entire water surface in the toilet. Usually you will get one small circle with no bubbles. Its a hell of a challenge.


I also flush the toilet before im done peeing, then challenge myself to finish before the water goes down.
Oct 24 2012 4:14PM
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lukewalnuts
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guilty
Oct 24 2012 4:27PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
when i ski i will sometimes talk under my breath.not so much anymore but i use to always carry chapstick on me in fear of getting really chap lips cas i hate the feeling. the worst thing i have though is making my mind think my heart is hurting and it will start to feel like i have a ton of pressure on it. a fast heart beat freaks me out. just the idea that our heart keeps beeing for 70-80 years amazes me
Oct 24 2012 7:33PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
I use my toenail clipper's little metal file to scrape the cheese out from under my big toenail. feels excellent, although what comes out smells exactly like old cheese
Oct 24 2012 7:36PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
if someone else is driving a car and they are approaching a stopped car at a stoplight pretty fast, i find myself pressing my foot onto the floor pretty hard
Oct 24 2012 7:55PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
not me...but this kids that sits across from me in one of my classes, constantly chews on his wrists...he has fat red marks and scabs...creeps me out.
Oct 24 2012 8:04PM
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*N_Wist*
Posts: 422 - Karma: 79
dude same thing happens with me like that describes it perfect. I dont know about you but if im on top of like a high bridge or something, i get the urge to jump off it, again not a suicidal thing its just like that would be extremely fun.
Oct 24 2012 8:34PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
this too. all the time
Oct 24 2012 8:40PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Exact word for word as me.
Oct 24 2012 8:42PM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
when im in passenger seat i can only chop wood things with a chainsaw. I.E wood telephone poles,trees,log cabins.
Oct 24 2012 8:46PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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I always use the edge of my binder as a rail with my pencil. I have a huge urge to stab something whenever I hold a knife. I always bounce my knees when I'm nervous (usually talking to girls). And I can't jack off if I hear other people talking.
Oct 24 2012 8:49PM
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throatyogurt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
i try to talk to myself in spanish sometimes...
Oct 24 2012 8:54PM
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Deluge
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In my closet every shirt has a certain place on the rack, and once it is cleaned it goes right back into the exact spot it came out of, like they all have to be in order.
Oct 24 2012 9:02PM
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*N_Wist*
Posts: 422 - Karma: 79
exactly i dont consider myself afraid of heights, same thing I find it way too tempting . theres this one bridge near my house that I longboard over every day, and its probably a 150 foot drop to a like 5 foot deep river and I have to longboard on the road because the sidewalk is too much of an urge for me.
Oct 24 2012 9:05PM
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Granby_killdozer
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any man whos been to a zoo or amusement park does that...
Oct 24 2012 9:09PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
holy shit this is so similar to me. I have no idea what to do to get over it
Oct 28 2012 2:11PM
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Straightthuggin
Posts: 548 - Karma: 26
I like to poop in the soles of my shoes before i step in them to go to school. Its a lot better and cheaper then Dr scholls
Oct 28 2012 2:19PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
I constantly crack my back and fingers, and my back is really fucking messed up right now.

I always sleep with my fan on, I literally cannot get to sleep if I don't have some kind of background noise.

I always play with things I'm holding, like for example remotes, my phone, pencils, etc. I think I have some kind of disorder, because I always need to be playing with something. I always throw my phone around making it do tricks like corks and stuff, and it really amuses me lol.

I have a pattern when I'm brushing my teeth, I start on the right side, then go to the left, then my front teeth, then back to the right, then left, then I finish off with my front teeth.
Oct 28 2012 2:21PM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
Whenever I'm walking home from school I always pretend I'm in the intro of a movie.

I talk to my self a lot wen I'm home alone. (also my cat)
Oct 28 2012 2:36PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
this too
Oct 28 2012 2:55PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
When I'm excited to go hang out with friends or go to a party or whatever, I run around my house. And when I say run, it usually starts as a run, but evolves to skipping/prancing. My dog must think I'm retarded.
Oct 28 2012 4:11PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
when im stressed out i obsessively clean my room. i have 20 pages of writing due on tuesday and i just spent the last hour sweeping my carpet because the vacuum cleaner is broken. next im probably going to go rearrange the things hanging in my closet in a better order.
Oct 28 2012 5:25PM
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CalebT
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 765
oh. my. gosh. i never thought i would know someone else who did this. wow
Oct 28 2012 9:11PM
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J.Quest
Posts: 149 - Karma: 20
Yessss! The more stressed I get, a sudden urge come to rearrange things and make everything neat
Oct 28 2012 9:26PM
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stupendous-man
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i feel like this sometimes too. its go god damn weird.
Oct 28 2012 9:36PM
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