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Pussy Pro Skiers

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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
There is this pro skier sponsored by line and sessions who showed up at my homemountian in AK and skied for a few weekends. There were tons of jumps and me and my buddies were hucking all day and this guy never even hit one jump. we asked him why and he said he didnt want to. this pissed me off, just because hes sponsored and super good he wont hit any jumps at my mountain, i think hes a total pussy and should never ride my mountain again.
May 30 2002 7:43PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
It's hilarious reading all the noobs posts and they have no idea who Tim is or the ability to read the dates... or other people pointing out that stuff too.
Apr 16 2009 11:37PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
I chuckle at ppl that don't read dates
Apr 16 2009 11:44PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
You have got a lot to learn about our sport. And reading post dates.
Apr 17 2009 12:08AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
ahahahahaha i love when this thread gets bumped
Apr 17 2009 12:12AM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
shits soo dman old
Apr 17 2009 12:14AM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
yeahhh son, reppin ecco!  best game ever... cept I still can't beat level 1... is something wrong with me?  I think that game was designed for like 8 year olds.
Apr 17 2009 12:17AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
he cant even wipe his own ass
Apr 17 2009 12:17AM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
this lol
Apr 17 2009 12:19AM
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K.C.Deane
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 315
oh well , on that note, I heard this guy hit pyramids and didnt want to hit chads and hes a pro. mab he should have stepped up and teed off on chads instead of pyramid, or mab he was just a pussy.
Apr 17 2009 3:17AM
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K.C.Deane
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 315
^ ie who cares
Apr 17 2009 3:17AM
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K.C.Deane
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 315
and i just realized it was from 2002 !!! letz have another beer.
!!111
Apr 17 2009 3:18AM
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The_Tim
Posts: 779 - Karma: 36
2bi4 fuckin up shit again
Apr 17 2009 3:19AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
without orange names, this thread sucks.....
Apr 17 2009 3:20AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
who was that?
kye?
Apr 17 2009 3:40AM
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creighton
Posts: 3837 - Karma: 3,400
i dont understand
Apr 17 2009 3:55AM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
hahaha this thread warms my heart.

but hey, timmay, my snowboarder homie in bend said he shredded with you yesterday. at least he shredded with you, you may not have noticed him haha.


Apr 17 2009 5:54AM
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The_Tim
Posts: 779 - Karma: 36
its a good thing
Apr 17 2009 9:58AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
yup
Apr 17 2009 12:33PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

this thread is great!

and im part of it

Apr 17 2009 12:56PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
this thread is hilarious. and to all of you who are hating on durtschi look at the fucking date of the thread or go watch his segment in yeah dude or reasons..fools
Apr 17 2009 1:00PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
hahahaha this is great

a 2002 thread. priceless
Apr 17 2009 3:31PM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
hahaha epic bump
Apr 17 2009 4:31PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
man, this is gonna do damage to my karma rating
Apr 17 2009 5:10PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
don't bring up your new saga pro-model either....
touchy subject
Apr 17 2009 5:47PM
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hoodrat
Posts: 82 - Karma: 248

Dear Mr tim,

youre such a flabby vagoina

sincerely,

garrett rowley

HRK allllllllllllllllllllllllllll day!!!!!!

Apr 17 2009 6:43PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
no we love you to much
Apr 17 2009 7:22PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i heard landis was the pussy pro skier in AK........
Apr 17 2009 7:47PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169

mahre or tim durtschi were not pros when this thread was made were they?

Apr 17 2009 7:51PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429

mahre possibly but not durtschi

Apr 17 2009 10:00PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233

seeing as its over 400000 i wouldnt worry about it.

and that seconde bump was the best newb post ever

Apr 17 2009 10:26PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
haha. a pro skier worried about his karma rating? this thread is hilarious
Apr 18 2009 2:00AM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
2002 lawl.
Apr 18 2009 2:23AM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157

Apr 18 2009 5:00PM
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masta_LE3B
Posts: 3397 - Karma: 62
holy old sauce
Apr 18 2009 5:21PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
LOL epic fail. Classic NSer assumption.
Apr 18 2009 6:59PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8784 - Karma: 6,235
haha love these bumps!
Apr 18 2009 7:06PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Haha, same.
Apr 18 2009 7:12PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
THROW DOWN OR DIE DAWG THIS IS SKIING IT AINT NO GAME NO MORE
Apr 20 2009 1:51AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
seriously this site was cool 7 years ago.
Apr 20 2009 1:51AM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
word haha
Apr 20 2009 3:12AM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
bump for one of the best threads on ns
Jul 1 2009 6:31PM
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farmskier
Posts: 935 - Karma: 120
best post ever.  I would love to know what half the kids on this site think of themselves 5 years from now after reflecting on all the crap they've posted.  It's mindblowing how ignorant a 16 year old can be.
Jul 1 2009 6:42PM
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RyanDiMatteo
Posts: 226 - Karma: 21

dude, on the first level you gotta get HEAPS of speed and swim straight up, the wind picks you up and sucks a bunch of other crustaceans and shit and thats how you beat level one.

Don't ask me about level 2, i'm still stuck on that

Jul 1 2009 6:48PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26

for some reason this made me laugh out loud in my cubicle.

i love how a thread from 2002 about durtschi calling out someone turns into an echo the dolphin tip thread!!

Jul 2 2009 11:50AM
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wisconsinsteeze
Posts: 1170 - Karma: 749
this thread mad me lqtm...so many people bashing tim durtschi for making this thread 7 years ago.
Jul 2 2009 12:13PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
There is this pro skier sponsored by Atomic and Saga who showed up at Windells and didn't hit the big stepup, I think his name was Tim Durtschi
Jul 2 2009 12:18PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
ohhh shit ohhh shit called out right there ^^^^^
Jul 2 2009 12:26PM
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KennyC
Posts: 1922 - Karma: 46
is this even tim durtchi
Jul 2 2009 12:37PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
Tim does LINCOLN LOOPS off the most righteous side booters
Jul 2 2009 12:39PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
i wonder how many realize this is from 2002
Jul 2 2009 12:46PM
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