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Markus aka Kangbang

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TheClap.
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Hello Markus this is TheClap. here and I am going to give you some advice, but before I begin I would like to note that this should probably go in NSG and not in here but whatever.

First of all you really need to stop bitching about FD and trying to get a free suit out of them because it is an "unbiased" test. First of all you have never dealt with them personally, and I could really care less if you used your "friends" suit. If you actually had friends you wouldn't be on here post whoring. Second if annoying as fuck seeing all your post in ever FD thread there is when in fact you have never dealt with them. Third stop being a trend whore and joining band wagons. Fourth get some friends and do what every other 16 or however old you are and cause some havoc on your town and disobey your parents. Go out and skate for a little instead of pretending you're an NS god. Stop trying to be like Big_Spence, we all know he is your idol but be yourself.

And before you go, hey Clap. you post in a lot of FD threads also. The difference between me and you is that I and most of the kids who post in FD threads, have personally owned and invested money into one of their suits so we can give an honest opinion due to our experiences with them.

It's annoying as hell seeing you post when in fact you really have no idea what you are talking about, you're just posting to post.

And besides all the FD threads, you should really chill with all the jiberish threads also, once again you are not a Jiberish know it all, so stop pretending to be. If you think you can make better products then FD or Jiberish then start your own company.

That is all.

Love,

TheClap.
Travis

and I will leave this hear as a reminder
[img] http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/pictures/1299346640kang.PNG [/img]

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Jul 4 2011 2:26AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Fifth.
Jul 4 2011 2:30AM
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TheClap.
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picture fail
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Jul 4 2011 2:32AM
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Style+eeze
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Honestly, you're lowering yourself to his level by doing this.

Let's be rational here... Kangbang has an obsession, but we all do right? I'm not gonna lie, some stuff he posts is senseless, annoying, frustrating, whatever... but making this thread is honestly really immature. I never would've guessed I would back Kangbang, but this is actually really greezy.
Jul 4 2011 2:34AM
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TheClap.
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TheClap. = new FD, calling members out, nbd
Jul 4 2011 2:36AM
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Style+eeze
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Amusing.
Jul 4 2011 2:38AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Jul 4 2011 2:38AM
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TheClap.
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^ +k, i lost
Jul 4 2011 2:46AM
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bgould
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IN THE PAST YEAR OR SO KANGBANGS E-EGO HAS GROWN EVEN LARGER THAN HIS POST COUNT. HE NEEDS TO GET OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND REALIZE HE IS JUST ANOTHER KID IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER SCREEN LIKE YOU AND I
Jul 4 2011 2:50AM
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TheClap.
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ps your caps lock is on
Jul 4 2011 2:53AM
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bgould
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EXCELLENT OBSERVATION
Jul 4 2011 3:01AM
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TheClap.
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I did get a gold star once for my excellent observations in elementary school.
Jul 4 2011 3:05AM
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Kangbang
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Oh hai thurrr. Who is Markus?
Jul 4 2011 3:08AM
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TheClap.
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Obvious firefox spell check duhhhhh, shits a hater
Jul 4 2011 3:11AM
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I.B
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Yep
Jul 4 2011 3:17AM
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TheClap.
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^ your going to make someone a nice wifey someday
Jul 4 2011 3:34AM
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Mr_pretzel
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JUST JOINING IN HERE.
Jul 4 2011 5:34AM
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murs
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i think there are greater and more annoying forces than kangbang nowadays. but it seems to me as if he started it all
Jul 4 2011 9:16AM
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@tlas
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heehee this is fun to watch

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Jul 4 2011 9:48AM
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zulis
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Epic
Jul 4 2011 10:12AM
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dbchili
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you are to kangbang what shrieky is to beastly
Jul 4 2011 10:22AM
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BuSkiz
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oh god so steamy
Jul 4 2011 10:33AM
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sneds
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yep?
Jul 4 2011 10:57AM
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thatsG
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Clap, I think your just mad that he is stealing your spotlight...
Jul 4 2011 11:06AM
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TheClap.
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haha I love drunk NS, winning!
Jul 4 2011 11:09AM
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-KYLE-
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first page claim

this one should have some good laughs!
Jul 4 2011 11:44AM
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Shlogan
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even if his points may not be completely correct about FD, at least hes not ragging on a company that really does have their shit together. I'm willing to bet they will not do well at all this year, and just based on the look and originality of their stuff maybe thats deserved. Anyone on ladies man knows that your arguement about him not having many friends is pretty valid as well haha. i feel like anyone who basically lives on a ski forum will typically be lacking socially and probably does not ski as well as people who actually spend their time on hill. yuuup
Jul 4 2011 11:58AM
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TheClap.
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^ ladies men, not a place to bitch about no social life, I miss the old NS, and FD will do good just for the fact that they are well known to the gapers and the ski world, I hope for them that this year and the "new material" works for them, but they say that every year.
Jul 4 2011 1:02PM
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Balto
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Jul 4 2011 1:09PM
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KillaSeason
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winning
Jul 4 2011 1:29PM
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TheClap.
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what a stupid ass thread, can't even spell Marcus right, damn
Jul 4 2011 1:33PM
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-ROY-
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get a life the clap.
Jul 4 2011 2:04PM
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TheClap.
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I have a very sweet life Roy
Jul 4 2011 2:05PM
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-ROY-
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well thats pretty neat
Jul 4 2011 2:07PM
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TheClap.
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Im very neat
Jul 4 2011 2:09PM
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Algebra
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I'm neat too! We r all neat in our own ways!
Jul 4 2011 3:02PM
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family_vacation
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drunk thread sounds like a drunk thread.
Jul 4 2011 3:06PM
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Dwarftosser1
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I accidentally shot a cow with a musket yesterday.
Jul 4 2011 3:10PM
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TheClap.
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this is dumber then the OP
Jul 4 2011 3:15PM
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-KYLE-
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you're**
Jul 4 2011 3:28PM
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TheClap.
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haha grammar ftw
Jul 4 2011 3:44PM
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*SID*
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Posting in this thread because i support it, Nbd.
Jul 4 2011 3:51PM
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jca
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hahahah. wow.
Jul 4 2011 3:57PM
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*simba*
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hey kangbang, here's a quick tip for you.
Jul 4 2011 4:28PM
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*simba*
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hey kangbang, here's a quick tip for you.
Jul 4 2011 4:28PM
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*simba*
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shit mobile ns. when trading with someone, having them pay their shipping and half of your shipping makes no sense. thats just stupid and im ammazed you havent realized that yet.
Jul 4 2011 4:30PM
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TheClap.
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hahaha sooo true
Jul 4 2011 4:41PM
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.RYAN66
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i really enjoy the claps responses in this thread, and i also like that you did a member callout just like FD.

we all hate most of kangbangs posts, but his posts have gotten better and as well as his ego has gotten bigger, but it is a fact of ns that kangbang probably isnt going away anytime soon unless his mommy takes his computer away, which could happen to probably 70% of the members on here.


Jul 4 2011 9:06PM
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TheClap.
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I keep it real
Jul 4 2011 9:13PM
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BWalmer
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Tehe...this thread makes me laugh and I enjoy it so...

Rowen wins the picture award with Hugh Laurie in the bumper cars by the way.

Yeah, I have to agree, he has a problem, I try to ignore it as much as possible, but you can't honestly think that Moment Reno Jibs with FKS bindings are the best skis/bindings ever made and every single person should get them...that's just a bit ridiculous. I'm sure Reno Jibs are a great ski, I've never skied them so I have absolutely no opinion of them, but it's NOT the best ski ever made, for the simple fact that no one ski can claim that right, not even in one category, it's 100% personal preference. I mean, I've been sponsored by different companies, and still told people to try different skis, but the companies I've ridden for don't fit the rider, so don't push your beliefs onto other people, not everyone is going to like Moments...it's just what it is. Also, it's a given rule in Gear Talk that you DON'T post opinion on something unless you've used it. Skis you can get away with "I used my friends pair of _________ and I like them" as long as you don't talk about the durability because you can't possibly know that after a few times of riding them (unless you used them on the first day your friend did and them completely exploded...but that's pretty rare), but outerwear, your not gonna be able to get away with because that's something you need to spend time in to really get an idea of how good or bad it is.

And with that, I leave this here:

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Jul 4 2011 9:18PM
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TheClap.
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Flashkick101 always with the well written responses, +k as always.

only if

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Jul 4 2011 9:21PM
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