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Another update to "Crazy ex girlfriend lolol"

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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
She's burning my shit right now. Wouldn't be a problem, besides the two hundred dollar lacoste sweater one of my best friends gave me before he got kicked out of the private school we were at, knowing we'd never see eachother again because he lives in spain. W0rd. Cheer me up!
Jun 23 2011 10:17PM
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BuSkiz
Posts: 2240 - Karma: 65
take a dump in a bag, and light it on her doorstep. but then also put a bear trap in the bag.
Jun 23 2011 10:18PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
There's only one resort now, rape that hoe. Seriously though, you have to get her back good. Light her clothes on fire.
Jun 23 2011 10:19PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
go stop her??
Jun 23 2011 10:19PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Can't cheer you up, but that fucking sucks man.
Jun 23 2011 10:19PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
priest said it well, read my sig
Jun 23 2011 10:21PM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
she lights your favorite hoody on fire, you light her family on fire. its really just simple math.
Jun 23 2011 10:21PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
i live in northwest connecticut, where everyone is 45 minutes away from eachother.
Jun 23 2011 10:24PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
45 min there, 5 minutes to call her a cunt, and get your $200 possession, 45 minutes back. thats just over an hour and a half for a $200 possession, sounds like you better go get it, not to mention it has some sort of sentimental value you say.
Jun 23 2011 10:27PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
So how do you know? Is she like crazy bitch that would lie about burning your shit to piss you off? Or crazy bitch that is lighting your shit on fire for shits and gigs?
Either way, there is an advantage to living in Northwest Connecticut. When you rape her, there will be. no. witnesses.
Jun 23 2011 10:29PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
lol ewwwwwwww

i bet you live in the middle of the woods huh?
Jun 23 2011 10:38PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323

ME TOO!

:D

Jun 23 2011 10:45PM
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D-Roche74
Posts: 313 - Karma: 10
pee in her butt!
Jun 23 2011 11:18PM
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SkiFreshPow
Posts: 233 - Karma: 335
Kill her parents and make them into chili. then feed it to her.
Jun 23 2011 11:20PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
this is the way to live life
Jun 24 2011 12:05AM
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real_talk
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
stop being such a fucking pussy and go over there and get that sweater back. let is escalate if she wants it to, but don't get sucked into it or else she'll make you look like the crazy ex boyfriend instead of the giant vagina you're being right now. she won't burn the sweater.
Jun 24 2011 12:14AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
frenchy stop burning his shit!
Jun 24 2011 12:16AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477

what you should do in order of occurance:

1. Rape

2. Kill

3. Dump the body

Jun 24 2011 12:20AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662


do this to her
Jun 24 2011 12:20AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Frenchy, 906. knows too much. Move in for the elimination
Jun 24 2011 12:23AM
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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
I love how they stayed there even after the cops showed up, they have bigger balls than I ever will
Jun 24 2011 12:24AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
ORDEAL! We had an agreement!
Jun 24 2011 12:25AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
the obvious choice. that was awesome
Jun 24 2011 12:25AM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
hahahahahhaha that dude was heated
Jun 24 2011 12:27AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Whoa whoa sorry bro. Frenchy, give squad 6 command 14-b please
Jun 24 2011 12:29AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
shit. squad 6; execute order 66.
Jun 24 2011 12:31AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24


just in case you havent seen it
Jun 24 2011 12:31AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Heres what you do put on a bee suit get a hornet or wasp nest stick that shit in her mailbox close it then shake that shit up and put the little flag up that says you have mail. then politley knock on the door go get your stuff then as your leaving sound helpful and tell her you have some mail. walk out to your car make sure the windows are up sit down act like your doing something lock all the doors then watch her open the mailbox. Oh and film it and put it on NS
Jun 24 2011 12:34AM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
damn, what the hell did you do to this bitch?

she either has some serious issues (in which case you never should have dated her) or you did some gnarly shit to her that made her go bonkers
Jun 24 2011 12:34AM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
damn, what the hell did you do to this bitch?

she either has some serious issues (in which case you never should have dated her) or you did some gnarly shit to her that made her go bonkers
Jun 24 2011 12:34AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
At least she isn't fucking your friends, your situation seems rather entertaining.
Jun 24 2011 12:37AM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
Theres a book about this by Camut. Get the girl to like you again. Fuck her. When she is about to climax spit in her face and leave.
Jun 24 2011 12:38AM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
be a man, go drive get your shit, cunt punch her and walk away, put gasoline on the grass and make it write out bitch then throw a cigar to light it all
Jun 24 2011 12:42AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
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Jun 24 2011 12:43AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
treated her like a princess for six months. double post <3
Jun 24 2011 12:48AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
fuck bitches get money. i'm going over there this weekend, and if that cunt burned my shit i'll punch her between the eyes and put it on NS.
Jun 24 2011 12:50AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
on the payback note send her the biggest vibrator/dildo/sextoy you can find at your local shop and mail it to her with no return adress
Jun 24 2011 12:52AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
wtf did i just watch
Jun 24 2011 12:56AM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
maybe this will cheer you up...

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Jun 24 2011 1:01AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
ugh i hate when that happens!
Jun 24 2011 1:03AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
i told you put a hornets nest in her mailbox much more entertaining and harder to pen on you if she sues
Jun 24 2011 1:07AM
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real_talk
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
yeah dude! totally punch the girl in the face and put it online for everyone to see! go for it!
Jun 24 2011 1:32AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
This actually even kinda made me mad, I hate people like that she must be crazy fucked up, hope shit works out
Jun 24 2011 3:29AM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
bring a staple gun and staple her head, then pour concentrated hydrochloric acid on her till she is almost dead, then cut off all toes and fingers, then burn her. It'll be sssiiiccckkk. Post pics and vids aswell
Jun 24 2011 3:34AM
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BCkilla
Posts: 210 - Karma: 11
If anything she did you a favor by burning your lacoste sweater....
Jun 24 2011 3:49AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
http://www.poopsenders.com/
Jun 24 2011 4:01AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
like the guy above me said, send her poop. And post her personal info on 4chan? Or here, Ns is good at getting shit done
Jun 24 2011 7:39AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Too far.
Jun 24 2011 4:24PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Yeah, man, it sucks that Lacoste sweaters don't come in size 4xlt.
Jun 24 2011 4:30PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Next new trend: Designer clothes in skiing.
"Yo, that new Lacoste sweater is super dope. Check out my Gucci sweater vest bro."
Jun 24 2011 4:36PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
that date has to be one sick motherfucker to be willing to buttfuck siamese twins.... jesus
Jun 24 2011 4:37PM
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