Replying to 12 reasons not to play tennis

found this in the apper this morning. it was funny when i first read it but now that i lo0ok over it, its really gay but whatever

1. Too many people already do

2. It's Really hard to hit the ball

3. Those little skirts arent for everyone

4. Gravel sucks

5. the people who are really good at tennis are the people who didn't want to talk to us in high school

6. Most of the proceeds from tennis go towards making filthy rich people richer and filthier

7. The remaining proceeds are used for torturing baby armidillos

8. You look like a total knob when you miss

9. Love hurts

10. Spectators can get whiplash and sue

11. If you get good enough at it, you have to start dating actors and supermodels. then get divorced and your whole life is screwed

12. it's really just a bigger pale imitation of ping-pong

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