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chris_yo
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Alright guys so im 15 and i'll be having sex for the first time this weekend most likely and i have some Trojan Ultra Thin condoms. I read some reviews on them and i heard they break very easily and i don't want to freak out my girl on our first time. Anyone had any experience with ultra thins? What do you guys use?


I also don't want to pee in her butthole
Jun 1 2011 4:28PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
I guess we have 16 and pregnant to thank for people's ignorance then don't we. Thats for the term domeless.
This is dome

1.dome3166 up, 320 down
buy dome mugs, tshirts and magnets
blow job, head, sucking on the dick
damn! that bitch give good dome.
by cutbert Jul 16, 2002 share this
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1~giving head, chopping up, sucking dick...just another word for head

2~a large head, usually referring to having a large forehead
1~Many guys enjoy getting dome.

2~Damn!that midget has a dome!
by katiecutie153 Dec 25, 2004 share this
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1. A persons head.
2. A blowjob.
1. That guy just got knocked in the dome!
2. I just got ill dome from that chick next door.
Jun 1 2011 9:55PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
it's the best ever. because you just last longer and longer which gives her tons of time to finish while you rail the shit out of her. the first time in any session is a necessary step. it's the second time that wins
Jun 1 2011 9:58PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

Call people ignorant.


Try to teach them what giving dome really means.

Ooooooh....


Facepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalm?
Jun 1 2011 10:00PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
just wait until you're married

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Jun 1 2011 10:01PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
I'm not trying to teach people what giving dome means, I'm simply stating the correct form of use, as I am currently aware of.
Jun 1 2011 10:02PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

That's what I'm getting at.

My first time was rubbered up, maybe 10-15 mins.

Showered.

2nd time, twice as long.

Shower.

3rd, damn long etc.


Then I went to play some Devil May Cry and she wanted to cuddle. I gently pushed her out of the way, I was trying to kill some fucking lizards with my spear gun.
Jun 1 2011 10:03PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Although most of the younger generations of boys will understand the concept of using a condom it is still nice for them to be educated, like someone posted earlier about making sure you pinch the tip and give urself a lil room so it won't break. Sex is a serious thing, and so are unwanted pregnancies, It's better to be safe than sorry. point.
Jun 1 2011 10:04PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
hahahahaha, theres motto live by
Jun 1 2011 10:08PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Pinching the tip IS part of the goddamn concept, girl.

Educated for pinching a rubber....bwahahahah. Jesus Merry Christ. You just dig that hole deeeeepder and deeeeeper until we hit Inception-level shit and have to reboot NSG.
Jun 1 2011 10:09PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Alright have fun being a dochebag glad you support teen pregnancies.
Jun 1 2011 10:11PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
I know dome means BJs. Guess what, it also means condom. Slang words can have multiple meanings?? I guess you missed this part of my link: "It is derived from the word "dome" which is a slang term used for condom."

Also, I applaud your ability to entirely dodge the main points in my post and draw attention to two irrelevant matters. Mature, responsible and consenting adults who begin a relationship and sleep together without condoms and use birth control are not the same people you see on 16 and pregnant. Although I understand if that is your only reference point when it comes to relationships and sex.
Jun 1 2011 10:12PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Have fun with your std's you will get in your future.
Jun 1 2011 10:14PM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
every one of your posts have made you sound like a total douche bag! goddamn
Jun 1 2011 10:14PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
Mature, responsible and consenting adults get tested, especially before going into a relationship. Have fun with that hole you're digging yourself into.


Jun 1 2011 10:18PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Well guess what some people don't. and some people lie, condoms do not lie.
Jun 1 2011 10:20PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
No, they break.
Jun 1 2011 10:20PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Now why don't you and Mike-o go have that unprotected sex you've both been begging for. Night boys.
Jun 1 2011 10:21PM
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e.wait
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teen pregnancy not so important when you pee in butt.
Jun 1 2011 10:21PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597
i have trojan extacy. thur great.
Jun 1 2011 10:22PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
What about me and you though
Jun 1 2011 10:24PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Oh boy.

Did I tell you I'm also a psychic?


I seee....



I seeeeeeeeee.....



A sudden movement on the Skullyboom site!

Something...something about choosing the worst possible logo and name for a a speaker comp.... oh shit, you already did that... crap.


Well, I also see a lot of randomly stupid shit in your future, just like always. Beezey, entertaining us of the stronger state of mind for years on end, I give you damn props for that.

You know, some people learn from their mistakes and analyze their mistreadings, but you just keep on trucking on that poo poo road, and I respect you for that - it takes some heart to talk about declining dick and still talking shit at the same time.

Jun 1 2011 10:35PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
> implying you have a dick.
Jun 1 2011 10:36PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
fuckin beezy
Jun 1 2011 10:40PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
I didn't pick a name or a logo did I? Go suck your own cock. cause with that personality I'm def nor is any other female going to do it for you.
Jun 1 2011 10:44PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Huge one all of ns knows this.
Jun 1 2011 10:45PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Oh good lord the comments in this thread...
Just use regular condoms like lubricated Trojans that come in the teal/light blue box or the Durex Love condoms.
Jun 1 2011 10:45PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
i thought you would do it across the internets
Jun 1 2011 10:45PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
"...little did she know..."


This coming from a girl still struggling with the proper way to insert tampons inside her bleeding vagoo without lead-by-hand instructions.

Hurr durr and two bottles of rum, Beezey will lay with thy again.


Remind me not to receive any 'dome' from you, who knows what rusty appendix would meet my genitals.
Jun 1 2011 10:57PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Why would I put my appendix on your inch cock?
Jun 1 2011 11:01PM
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Posts: 424 - Karma: 7
ladies men
Jun 1 2011 11:02PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
fuck babies, get diseases
Jun 1 2011 11:04PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

You know what makes you sound even more like a fucking skank?

Doubting or implying some random guy's dick size. Not like people had any doubts about your 'fresh' experiences anyway.


WAY TO GO, ACCLAIMED NS MEMBER. YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS ARE DULY NOTED AND CHERISHED FOR ALL ETERNITY.

Seriously, woman. End this while you still have some dignity left.

Jun 1 2011 11:13PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
you guys are seriously entertaining.


Jun 1 2011 11:17PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
oh noessss he called me skank, my feewling are hurted
Jun 1 2011 11:21PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
ditto!


Jun 1 2011 11:24PM
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Jun 1 2011 11:31PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
just go into a zen like meditative state and detach yourself from your penis. you'll last forever broooo. the downside is that you'll have this distant look on your face while fucking so don't go missionary or you'll creep her out.
Jun 1 2011 11:38PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
yo if youre worried about busting after 2 thrusts, just get drunk as fuck before you do it. i was fuckin wasted my first time and i went in no condom and i was goin for DAYS, i actually didnt even bust
Jun 1 2011 11:51PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
oooh nooooes it are a lolcat type answweerrrs whatever can wees doo nau?!



Seriously, you sound like a person, who is the image of a fucking unimaginable being of hate and loathing. If I'd ski with you, the hills of snow would probably melt and the major population of NS would sink and sear in hellish pain due to the massively bleeding seethings of a dutching hell brought on by your abortion-due stomach.



Gee-Tee-eF-Ou.

Skank.



Inb4 that "fucking skanks" guido parody.
Jun 2 2011 12:02AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
Beezy: best troll on ns



Jun 2 2011 12:06AM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
choooooice
Jun 2 2011 12:10AM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
holy shit you're annoying, obviously you haven't gotten laid in awhile.
Jun 2 2011 12:33AM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

not the first time, but randomly this happened to me. super hot kinky foreplay, stick it in, one thrust and... wut, wut the fuck did ik just finish.. :( NOOOOOOOOO. but i made p for it later by lasting like 40 minutes.

seriously all i do is get a power fap in the day before im pretty sure were gunna bone and i can last like 30ish minutes usually (actualy in time, forplay not included)

but then you end up jerkin it 2-3 days in a row if your calculations are off... no biggie

Jun 2 2011 12:40AM
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SPECK
Posts: 616 - Karma: 47
everyone here is complaining about coming to fast... wtf i take at least an hour, and then nothing..... at least she likes it
Jun 2 2011 12:52AM
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SPECK
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AGREED. GOODBYE BEEZY 0/10
Jun 2 2011 12:57AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Obviously you don't know shit about shit. It's easy to bargain over the Interwebs, right?


Ah, but now I sound like UncleJessie... Goddamn it!

What do, what do....
Jun 2 2011 1:02AM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
^hahahahahahahahahahhahaha and agreed

But seriously dude, just have fun. If it's over quick, who cares. Wait a couple of minutes and go again. And if it's her first time she's probably going to be in a lot of pain anyway...think 'scenes from 300' (not the guys, the blood...and no I didn't bone a girl on her period).
Jun 2 2011 1:05AM
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SPECK
Posts: 616 - Karma: 47
dont worry mike-o im with you on this one
Jun 2 2011 1:06AM
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Z-Juice
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that's fair
Jun 2 2011 1:06AM
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AOTEAROA
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Haha I'm so fucken bad with comdoms, they are never easy to put on. I try to "pinch the top and roll it on" but it just gets over the head and gets stuck and i can't roll it anymore, and end up stretching it down over my cock and cutting off the circulation and losing hardness. They suuuuck, but a necessary part of life.
Jun 2 2011 1:08AM
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