Replying to A story of why not to mess with boarder guards...

OK.. this happend to my friend arond the olympics just after canada beat the usa in mens hockey... He was driven to vermont from montreal canada like usual and evrything went fine at the boarder, just as the boarder guard was about to say go on my friend desides to say ' so we kicked your ass in hovkey huh?' just then the guard tells him to get out of the car and stand aganst it with legs open... before he evan new it the boarder guards finguers where in his ass checking for drugs... nasty,