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All about Jon Olsson

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nickyp
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If he had performed in the movie "300", the film would have been called "1".
Apr 25 2011 7:09PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer jon olsson.
Jun 10 2011 7:32PM
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DrZoidberg
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Jon Olsson did a frontflip and backflip. In one jump. He also did a switch zero spin.

I heard he did a screamin seamen and got a girl pregnant... No good?
Jun 10 2011 11:51PM
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BuSkiz
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Jon Olsson entered the garden of Eden, railed eve, then proceeded to make apple pie
Jun 10 2011 11:54PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
some people can burp the alphabet, Jon Olsson can fart the dictionary
Jun 10 2011 11:55PM
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BlakeG
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hahah i actually hope he does............

HI JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 11 2011 12:50AM
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rozboon
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 868
Jon Olsson doesn't turn, he twists the mountain beneath him.
Jun 11 2011 2:43AM
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whoa-dere
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he has! they had an interview with him
Jun 11 2011 8:18AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
link?
Jun 11 2011 4:58PM
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.RYAN66
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link is a must, i must see a link
Jun 11 2011 5:10PM
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whoa-dere
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they said they did an interview in the recent ns mailout, it's not released yet
Jun 12 2011 10:13AM
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TaySwift
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i want to see that shit
Jun 12 2011 9:54PM
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Powderhauser
Posts: 546 - Karma: 38
For Jon Olsson, no jump is to small for a double.

Jon Olsson pulled a Rick Roll on Rick Astley.

Jon Olsson can do anything BUT tune his race skis.

Snow is just another word for Jon Olsson's semen.

Ever wonder what Jon Olsson puts in his Lambo's ski box? His Girlfriend; only his skis get shotgun.
Jun 12 2011 11:09PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
when jon olsen goes hunting, he uses his fists
Jun 12 2011 11:24PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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jon olsson starts nuclear fusion by snapping his fingers
Jun 13 2011 1:16AM
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snowbombz
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when jon olsen laughs, godzilla smiles
Jun 13 2011 1:24AM
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snowbombz
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if jon olsen were a cow, he'd be a bull
Jun 13 2011 1:31AM
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snowbombz
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jon olsen knows how much wood wood chucks chuck
Jun 13 2011 1:33AM
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CammyT
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Jon Olsson can unscramble an egg.
Jun 16 2011 3:06AM
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inactive
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jon olsson got nipples pregnant
Jun 16 2011 7:08AM
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Kjell
Posts: 434 - Karma: 100
Jon Olsson can play a guitar without strings.

Jun 17 2011 8:06PM
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Powderhauser
Posts: 546 - Karma: 38
and thus Jon Olsson idea for Guitar Hero was stolen...
Jun 18 2011 6:18PM
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broto
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epic
Jun 18 2011 7:17PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
Jon Olsson shot -14 at the the US Open. And then went to hole 2.
Jun 18 2011 8:20PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,352
LOLOLOL


He speaks fluent Swedish, in Russian.




Jun 18 2011 8:29PM
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Ryanvdonk
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jon olsson spread eagled chads gap
Jun 19 2011 11:09AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
bullshit
hunting implies a possibility of failure

jon olsson goes killing
Jun 19 2011 11:25AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
I dont always masturbate to men, but when I do, I masturbate to side-by-side videos of Jon Olsson in a speedo, Jon Olsson doing dub 14's, and Jon Olsson driving his Lambo.
Jun 19 2011 11:34AM
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I.B
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I want this tattoed on my butt
Jun 19 2011 12:37PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
bumping this thread,


jon olsson can do wheelies on a unicycle
Jun 24 2011 5:15PM
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james6345789
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John Olsson once had an erection. There were no survivors.
Jun 25 2011 12:29AM
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Wolffy
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A wood chuck would chuck the amount of wood that a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Jun 25 2011 9:47AM
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homestar
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Jesus can walk on water, Jon Olsson can swim through land...
Jun 25 2011 11:20PM
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414.
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Jon Olsson can spread eagle on a snowboard.
Jun 25 2011 11:33PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
GREATEST EVER
Jun 25 2011 11:55PM
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J.Desjardins
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Some people said that Chuck Norris is the greatest..... That changed when Jon arrived.
Jun 26 2011 1:18AM
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madsskaar
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jon olsson can slam a revolving door
Jun 26 2011 9:21AM
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cwillygood
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His hawk has eyes like him
Jun 26 2011 9:23AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
hahahahahahahaha I just laughed aloud, and looked weird to the people around me in the airport.
Jun 26 2011 11:08AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Jon Olsson... that is all
Jun 29 2011 12:12PM
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Andi_G
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why I'm bumping this
Aug 29 2011 11:40PM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 585
jon olson cant have a heart attack, his heart isnt nearly that foolish




one time jon olson got into a knife fight, the knife lost
Aug 29 2011 11:48PM
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Kjell
Posts: 434 - Karma: 100
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Jon Olsson.
Aug 30 2011 9:38AM
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moms_favorite
Posts: 282 - Karma: 72
lol'd hard
Aug 30 2011 10:26AM
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RonSwanson
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How many licks does it take Jon Olsson to get to the center of Tootsie Pop?

ONE
Aug 30 2011 10:49AM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
some say pingu invented it, but jon was stomping tricks so hard that the camber of his skis changed.
thus rocker was born
Aug 30 2011 12:15PM
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Karma_Police
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Jon Olsson once tried to grow a beard, unfortunately he later realized hair doesn't grow on steel.
Aug 30 2011 5:51PM
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rareison
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Hahaha nice.

Jon Olsson doesn't breath, he hold's air hostage

Jon Olsson doesn't read, he stares down books until he get's the information he wants.
Aug 30 2011 7:03PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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lol pretty much all rip off chuck norris jokes. that being said, when jon was a kid the bed would wet him.
Aug 30 2011 7:17PM
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Kjell
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Jon Olsson would not melt in the fires of Mt. Doom.
Aug 31 2011 9:43AM
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