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All about Jon Olsson

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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
If he had performed in the movie "300", the film would have been called "1".
Apr 25 2011 7:09PM
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alztar
Posts: 358 - Karma: 30
Jon doesn't shifty

the continents shift
Apr 28 2011 2:40PM
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Matty_C
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Jon Olsson doesn't sleep, he sends emails. Apparently
Apr 28 2011 3:32PM
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E.C.
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jon olsson once went swimming, africa appeared
Apr 28 2011 3:36PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I dont always give out karma, but when I do, its for posting a video of Jon Olsson.
Apr 28 2011 3:53PM
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Banane.
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Nice one, this thread is full of win.
Apr 28 2011 4:04PM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
Jon Olsson skied up Hahnenkamm faster than Didier Cuche can ski down it.
Apr 28 2011 4:27PM
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razors-chaz
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Jon Olsson skied up Hahnenkamm faster than Didier Cuche can ski down it.
Apr 28 2011 4:27PM
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Kjell
Posts: 434 - Karma: 100
Jon Olsson sneezed in the Gulf of Mexico, called it Katrina.
Apr 28 2011 6:09PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2568 - Karma: 1,772
Nice
Apr 28 2011 7:10PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
jon olsson can switch zero spin
Apr 28 2011 7:35PM
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TechnoPotamus
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while dividing by zero and believing it's not butter.
Apr 28 2011 7:46PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2568 - Karma: 1,772
Jon Olsson can do a switch kangaroo flip
Apr 28 2011 8:33PM
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Crehm
Posts: 951 - Karma: 842
ahh shit im dead please forgive me great john!
Apr 28 2011 9:33PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
spell his name right at least!

Jon Olsson looked at thecoggster and ended his life...by raising an eyebrow.
Apr 28 2011 9:38PM
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JIB_WALRUS
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Jon Olsson can ski backwards while he skis forwards
Apr 28 2011 9:39PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240

Jon has a big dick

Apr 28 2011 9:47PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
Jon Olsson spelled backwards is still Jon Olsson
Apr 28 2011 10:04PM
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Kjell
Posts: 434 - Karma: 100
Jon was once bitten by a snake, it died from severe poisoning.
Apr 29 2011 5:49AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Jon Olsson doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.


Jon Olsson is the reason you can't leave the Hotel California.


Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Jon Olsson directly in the eyes.


When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around....Jon Olsson hears it. While banging your girlfriend.


Jon Olsson plays scrabble with numbers. And wins.


911 calls Jon Olsson for help.


Rabies have to go get Jon Olsson shots.
Apr 29 2011 9:21AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i love this thread.




Jon Olsson threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber.
Apr 29 2011 9:28AM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
Jon Olsson invented glass doors for justin beiber to walk into.
Apr 29 2011 9:41AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
You know what Jon Olsson calls girls who can run faster than him? Virgins. Too bad nobody is faster than Jon Olsson.
Apr 29 2011 9:43AM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
Jon Olsson gets in street fights with panda bears. And wins
Apr 29 2011 10:45AM
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-ROY-
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disregard female acquire jon olsson
Apr 29 2011 11:12AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
luke's father was really jon olsson
Apr 29 2011 11:14AM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
jon olsson does switch kangs.
and his momentum is right.
Apr 29 2011 11:33AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Jon Olsson threw the shoe at George W. Bush.
Apr 29 2011 12:30PM
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-ROY-
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Jon olsson threw the astoroid at the dinosaurs
Apr 29 2011 12:33PM
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ben-jam-in
Posts: 97 - Karma: 628
Jon olsson isnt politically correct... he is just always correct. always.
Apr 29 2011 12:45PM
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Jaznewt
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When jon olsson arrived on the french coast, hitler committed suicide.
Apr 29 2011 12:59PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
So WINNY
Apr 29 2011 1:19PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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some should direct him to this thread.
Apr 29 2011 1:55PM
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hyllengren
Posts: 351 - Karma: 9,950
best thread ever
Apr 29 2011 2:06PM
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RubberSoul
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i bet you 20 bucks he's read this thread
Apr 29 2011 2:10PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2568 - Karma: 1,772
Already done
Apr 29 2011 4:20PM
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Boggs
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Jon Olsson sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Apr 29 2011 5:08PM
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wesley.
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god rested on the 7th day because jon gave him the day off
Apr 29 2011 5:40PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
Full Tilts got Jon Olsson.

Yes, Jon Olsson can backflip.

Jon Olsson owns a copy of jiblife for his gameboy.

Jon Olsson does the sickest trains. By himself.

not too good, eh.
Apr 29 2011 6:24PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030

ya

Apr 30 2011 8:57PM
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Squidles
Posts: 225 - Karma: 98
Jon Olsson has over 20 STI's. 6 of which are only found in sharks.
Apr 30 2011 10:11PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083

jon olsson is Thor's secret helper 

jon olsson defeted bear grylls

jon olsson shit brix

when jon olsson is falling down the stairs, the stairs get hurt

jon olsson won a stearing contest against the mirror

jon olssons girlfriend is dirtyer than my penis after fucking susan boyle in the ass

jon olsson looks like his girlfriend

jon olsson jokes is funny when high




Apr 30 2011 10:49PM
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whoa-dere
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no, jon olsson is what thor takes form of when he appears in front of humans
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Apr 30 2011 11:21PM
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TaySwift
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jon has fucked 69 girls.............. at the same time
Apr 30 2011 11:33PM
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D-BOUQS
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Astronauts do not rocket into space, Jon simply moves the Earth.
May 1 2011 2:11AM
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Toby.Dickson
Posts: 317 - Karma: 679
they once made jon olsson toilet paper, but it wouldnt take shit from anybody.
May 1 2011 4:07AM
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Toby.Dickson
Posts: 317 - Karma: 679
jon olsson doesnt wear a condom, because theres no such thing as protection from jon olsson.
May 1 2011 4:12AM
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Mr_pretzel
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When Jon does switch dub 12's he creates a tornado.


May 1 2011 4:21AM
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Dan.P
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I like this one
May 1 2011 4:22AM
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