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Taking the internet serously

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k-rob
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why do it?
Apr 7 2011 2:04AM
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FBGM
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I thought they were supposed to be naked?
May 22 2011 1:00AM
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StevenR
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Fuck you Benjo. Fuck you so, so much.


it was funny though.
May 22 2011 1:10AM
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Daph
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May 22 2011 1:16AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Why does the internet have to be serious. Fuck, lol


So some of the older moe. girls have a booth at festivals called yodeladies, after a moe. song. They give out free everything from candy, sunblock, condoms, toilet paper, tooth brushes, all kinds of stuff. People donate stuff to the booth then they give it out to people for free. IT's pretty cool actually.


The one girl who I don't know was looking for people for a few shifts to chill in the booth at summercamp this weekend. I said I'd be down to help out. This girl a friend of mine, said "don't creep out the girls ;) " to me. I replied saying "I won't creep them out. I'll be really friendly, then when they let there guard down I'll rape them"

girl i don't know "that is a very f-ed up thing to say. You are no longer welcome to volunteer for the yodeladies."

me "Fine. I'll form my own booth and we're gonna start a revolution!"


Got a call from said friend girl a couple minutes ago. Apparently the other girl i don't know works for rape crisis counseling on the side. I thought she was just joking as was I. But apparently she flipped out because I take rape so lightly, lols. SO my friend asked me to apologize which i did, even though she told me what to say.





THE INTERNET IS TOO SERIOUS

May 25 2011 1:09AM
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k-rob
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May 25 2011 1:17AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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So I emailed this girl and apologized. Told her I was still down to help out, and I really don't think rape is funny and won't rape anyone.

 her email "I appreciate your offer, but joking about rape is very much against our organizations policies"


Fucking internet seirous shit da fuck wut
May 25 2011 1:34AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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May 25 2011 1:37AM
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los.pinguinos
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wait, fuck. how do you get this off your comp?
May 25 2011 1:42AM
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los.pinguinos
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nvm, i just kept force quitting and i would pop up again.
May 25 2011 1:47AM
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Daph
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May 25 2011 2:03AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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"Thank you for the offer and for apologizing, but the yodeladies have an organizational charter that specifically prohibits this kind of thing by our volunteers."

"Thanks for apologizing.  I appreciate it.
FWIW-- You might want to consider appologizing on PT, because I am pretty sure I am not the only one who was offended.

See you at camp."

serious bizness yo
May 25 2011 2:38AM
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hoodratz47
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May 25 2011 5:10AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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^ apparently there's a nude sex scene in the last harry potter installment with her as the star

fuck yes
May 25 2011 5:21AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Another girl on there"ditchparty, poor choice in jokes and that attitude is not welcome at the booth."



Why is every girl such a cunt.
May 25 2011 11:09AM
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Daph
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SPACECATZ
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May 26 2011 11:40PM
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May 26 2011 11:47PM
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May 26 2011 11:50PM
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Daph
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May 26 2011 11:53PM
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ImNotARacist
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hey stop that.
May 27 2011 12:32PM
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FBGM
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hahahahahaha!
May 27 2011 1:18PM
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Huck_Norris
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
May 27 2011 2:40PM
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Daph
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May 27 2011 4:24PM
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rudager
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May 28 2011 2:19PM
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Daph
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May 28 2011 2:45PM
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Daph
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I need to get a parakeet...
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May 29 2011 3:26PM
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hoodratz47
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May 29 2011 3:34PM
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Anathema
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May 29 2011 3:41PM
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hoodratz47
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May 29 2011 3:45PM
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tall_t
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ok....


























hashahahahahahaahahahaahahaha
May 29 2011 5:51PM
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Daph
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May 29 2011 11:42PM
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May 30 2011 6:16PM
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nkmo.
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I just blew snot onto my computer from laughing so hard. Im going to hell. See you there.
May 31 2011 2:22AM
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k-rob
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someone's serious about the internet...
May 31 2011 2:50AM
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k-rob
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May 31 2011 2:51AM
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BEARS.
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my response to this thread.

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May 31 2011 2:51AM
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Dwarftosser1
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hahahaha I shouldn't be laughing, but hahah
May 31 2011 2:52AM
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hoodratz47
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now for some ebaums retro


May 31 2011 4:05AM
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k-rob
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fuck yes badgers
May 31 2011 4:09AM
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Skiing.Nz
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Fuck this thread is making me laugh so much! its awesome
May 31 2011 5:17AM
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Daph
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Lets go camel planking
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May 31 2011 6:12PM
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hoodratz47
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May 31 2011 7:03PM
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Mr.Huck
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Seriously, this thread seems philosophically opposed to getting to page 11.
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May 31 2011 7:20PM
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hoodratz47
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May 31 2011 7:30PM
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BEARS.
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this thread made me do this.
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May 31 2011 8:41PM
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AOTEAROA
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best thread ever
May 31 2011 9:47PM
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Daph
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May 31 2011 9:48PM
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steezy_conmaster
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in the words of the late julius ceaser, the internet is only good for porn and ripping off old people
May 31 2011 9:49PM
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PON3
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don't forget fat people!
May 31 2011 9:52PM
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Daph
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May 31 2011 9:54PM
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k-rob
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Jun 1 2011 12:58AM
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