Replying to My friend might have clamydia

What a dumbass. So he has been seeing this younger girl (17) who is a townie in the city we go to college at. The first night they met they started doing the nasty and my friend's and I always tell him to wear a condom and he always says no 'condoms are gay' and that STDs are a liberal myth. So he keeps sleeping with her for a week and then one day he says it hurts to pee and that his urine is bloody. We looked the symptoms up online and it is textbook clamydia. hahahaha. he went in to see the doctor and she asked him 'do you have any new relationships?'
'yes' he said
'really? for how long have you known her?'
'2 weeks' he said
'and when was the first time you had intercourse with her'
'the first day'
my roomate and i couldn't stop laughing. serves him right
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