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ON3P WORST TOPSHEET CONTEST 2011

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ON3P
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Thats right, ITS BACK! After such an atrocious winner last year, we had to do it again.

https://newschoolers.com/ns/cult/contest/id/2788/cid/8/

Please do read carefully through the rules if you want your entry to have a serious shot. We had some great ones last year that had to be disqualified because of our one lone rule, so please help us out! The contest is open to general submission till APRIL 15th! After that, we here at ON3P will go through and decide the top 64 to seed the brackets, and then its over to you guys to decide who's topsheet is the ugliest thing that would ever be put on a pair of skis. And, as last year, if you win, you get ANY 2011/2012 ski*, with your creation gracing the topsheet! And no, you cant trade it for a stock ski, you get what you make.

*Applies to all 2011/2012 skis, excludes any special edition or customs.


To get you guys amped, I figured we should set the bar rather high and show you what can be done with 2 hours of goofing around. And no, we cant make this, read the contest rule.

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Lets turn this contest up to 11!

Apr 1 2011 5:09PM
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Troy.
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How come round 6 winners haven't been posted?
May 10 2011 12:43AM
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Will.T
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yeah this.. When the round finish ?
May 10 2011 7:29PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Oh good lord.
May 11 2011 12:26AM
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Peppy
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maybe tomorrow?
May 11 2011 8:02AM
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theater.thug
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At least the waffles didnt advance
May 11 2011 3:03PM
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.ZT.
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i love the rebecca black idea thats sick
May 11 2011 5:15PM
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Craigskis
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This has my vote. √

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May 13 2011 8:43AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Voting has started on the finals!
May 14 2011 3:09AM
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hoodratz47
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that is one nutty ski shape




maybe good in pow... just saying... i could be wrong.
May 14 2011 4:21AM
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I.B
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after being banned for a month. I can't believe I'm in the final.
May 14 2011 10:56AM
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EmperorKuzco
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why did u get banned?
May 14 2011 3:18PM
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Troy.
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Gore.
May 14 2011 4:49PM
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IrishShredder
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this is pretty epic!

May 14 2011 9:34PM
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I.B
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After being banned for a month, coming back and seeing that i was in the final was a little surprising.

The better topsheet won, and i congrateulate them!

SKlar?- I was going to PM you and get the iowa jpg so i could re upload it so iowa WOULD havebeen in the final but by the time i was "un banned" voteing had started. I'm so sorry man, i was going for Iowa pretty much whole time.

GIVE IOWA EMPLYEE FAVORITE BITCHES
May 16 2011 12:22AM
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ON3P
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Well, that wraps this all up.

WINNER: TanaKa

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Employee favorite is being decided tonight, we're going to post the winner tomorrow. We'll do a big sum up, but a thanks needs to go out to everyone who submitted a topsheet or voted this year! You guys did us proud, going through these was absolutely hilarious, and we hope you enjoyed them as well.
May 16 2011 1:53AM
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Mr_pretzel
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Sponsored athlete wins.

Hmmmm
May 16 2011 4:37AM
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alexg1687
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Am I the only one for whom that picture isn't working? All I can see is a question mark box
May 16 2011 5:04AM
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.nasty
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this. why not let someone who doesn't get free skis win...
May 16 2011 1:20PM
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Bar_Down
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you fail to realize that the ON3P guys had nothing to do with this result. there were no specifications as to who could and couldnt enter the contest. NS voted for their favorite entry for each round, including the final. the majority of NS' members liked this entry more than the others, and thats why it won. if thats not fair, then i dont know what is...
May 16 2011 1:26PM
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.nasty
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I never said the on3p guys were involved in the final decision because it's obvious they weren't. and yes the voting system is fair but you have to believe there is some sort of sway being that he was an orange name.. idk, the last 3 rounds contestants were boring anyway... all the ones deserving (IN MY OPINION) got knocked out early.
May 16 2011 1:28PM
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[~_~]
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you do realize that by "worse topsheet" ON3P really mean "most goofy-yet-well-designed topsheet"

The Gnarwal deserved to lose because

a) it was open voting, and thus fair
b) whoever designed it was smart enough to put everything in the center, which would get cut off if the ski was made...
May 16 2011 1:56PM
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*simba*
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So is it 100 again to get the fish on your skis?
May 16 2011 3:28PM
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Rime.
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Yeaaaa, Tanakafari for the win! Stoked on some sustainable fishing graphics, those Alaskans are so progressive.

That's Democracy at its best right there, may the best worst graphics win.
May 16 2011 4:37PM
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Mr_pretzel
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I kept thinking about that. it would be a really lame graphic.

Also iowa should have won.
May 16 2011 4:56PM
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*simba*
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Wait, I lied.

I want Boys Club.
May 16 2011 5:01PM
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Korbit
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'merrica :)
May 16 2011 5:46PM
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Myfirstname.
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I'm stoked on the fish and I'm glad it won. I will certainly be getting fish on my future wrens.
May 17 2011 1:05AM
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GANDALF
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YEAH LUKAS FISH STICKS 4 LYFE
May 17 2011 12:46PM
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iggyskier
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Going to be announcing some stuff on this soon.
May 17 2011 7:59PM
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Will.T
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today ?
May 17 2011 8:03PM
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iggyskier
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Waiting for one more thing, hopefully tonight or tomorrow.
May 17 2011 8:08PM
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Peppy
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where?
May 18 2011 9:41AM
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TWoods
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Here, this evening / late afternoon depending on where you are in the U.S.
May 18 2011 9:58AM
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Sklar
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it going to be in the thread, or in the news section or something?
May 18 2011 10:23PM
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Bar_Down
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he said here...
May 18 2011 10:30PM
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Sklar
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whoops, i can't read good, haha
just waiting to see it

congrats to tanaka and the fish sticks
May 18 2011 10:32PM
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Stickity
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the back seat

get it?
May 19 2011 2:59PM
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Sklar
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gahhhh, i'm sort of pissed
i really hate ns sometimes, i lost to a shitty (in a bad way design) that shouldn't have even made it that far

/end disappointed mad me

looks like no new skis for me this year
May 19 2011 9:15PM
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Bar_Down
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what are you sayin those were pretty sick. youre talkin about the ferrets right?
May 19 2011 9:17PM
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Sklar
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i beat ferrets, barely, but lost to pickles
and im kind of bummed they let tanaka in, even though he had a sweet design

but really im more bummed, i thought i had a pretty good shot at it
May 19 2011 9:22PM
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Bar_Down
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tru bro
May 19 2011 9:26PM
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Troy.
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That does suck, but I'd be willing to bet my right testicle you're gonna get employee favorite.
May 19 2011 10:48PM
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Sklar
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they already picked it, it's in the news article
May 19 2011 10:53PM
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Troy.
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That might be the most surprising thing I've heard all day.
May 19 2011 11:21PM
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Sklar
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pm'd you my address, don't make me make a callout thread, haha




on another note, no use in being bitter i guess, congrats to the winners! maybe i should get a job so i can buy some skis...
May 19 2011 11:30PM
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Troy.
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Well played...
May 19 2011 11:34PM
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Korbit
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who got employee fave???? it was a tough competition! i was stoked to make it in the top 8 even. and the fish sticks are raddddd! its even more awesome ON3P does this contest in the first place :D . so dope.
May 20 2011 12:10AM
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I.B
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Bumping this for nostalgia's sake and because I love this thread.
Jan 19 2024 6:41PM
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