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ON3P WORST TOPSHEET CONTEST 2011

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ON3P
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Thats right, ITS BACK! After such an atrocious winner last year, we had to do it again.

https://newschoolers.com/ns/cult/contest/id/2788/cid/8/

Please do read carefully through the rules if you want your entry to have a serious shot. We had some great ones last year that had to be disqualified because of our one lone rule, so please help us out! The contest is open to general submission till APRIL 15th! After that, we here at ON3P will go through and decide the top 64 to seed the brackets, and then its over to you guys to decide who's topsheet is the ugliest thing that would ever be put on a pair of skis. And, as last year, if you win, you get ANY 2011/2012 ski*, with your creation gracing the topsheet! And no, you cant trade it for a stock ski, you get what you make.

*Applies to all 2011/2012 skis, excludes any special edition or customs.


To get you guys amped, I figured we should set the bar rather high and show you what can be done with 2 hours of goofing around. And no, we cant make this, read the contest rule.

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Lets turn this contest up to 11!

Apr 1 2011 5:09PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Oh, and since I've been getting PM's about this, no, if you collaborate with your buddy on this project, you dont get two pairs of skis.

However, we can send you each a single ski, as long as we dont have to split up the shipping.
Apr 5 2011 9:32PM
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RudyGarmisch
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You should be able to navigate to your entry and then upload a new one, send me a PM if you have problems doing so.
Apr 5 2011 9:39PM
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GNARSQUAW
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I have a mac and no photoshop what is the best program to use for this and can i use celebrity faces?

Apr 5 2011 9:40PM
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Troy.
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Well you can torrent Photoshop quite easily, but Skitch works pretty well, in my opinion.
Apr 5 2011 9:48PM
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GNARSQUAW
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thanks

Apr 5 2011 9:54PM
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phreshpow
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Apr 6 2011 12:26AM
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Bar_Down
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alright, i had another question regarding the canvas size. you said to do it 33cm by 198cm, im assuming thats for both skis together? i was just wondering how you guys went about putting that shit onto the skis so that i could know exactly where to put what, whats gonna get cut off and whats gonna stay on. do you guys take that big canvas, put it on the ski material stuff, and then cut out the skis from that? or do you guys cut the shape of the ski first and then throw the canvas on it? im sorry i actually have no knowledge on ski manufacturing.
Apr 6 2011 10:32AM
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AEROPLAEHN
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I'm sorry if my design offended anyone, but I love dragging Stephen Hawking with me on pow days.

:)

Hand draw stuff with MS Paint FTW!  Get creative - good luck..
Apr 6 2011 12:37PM
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TNORTS
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it seems like everyones also posting their designs on here...soooo
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Apr 6 2011 2:20PM
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Bar_Down
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^ lol those are well done
Apr 6 2011 2:23PM
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jKutcher
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haha awesome
Apr 6 2011 2:56PM
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Daph
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This. Please.
Apr 6 2011 3:02PM
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Caveman.
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I don't have a very high res one... just the one I did the Spinal tap graphic on. I'll see what I can get, I can also give ski outlines if anyone needs them.
Apr 6 2011 3:24PM
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Dhane
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Apr 6 2011 3:50PM
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gregorio
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that would be much appreciated!
Apr 6 2011 4:18PM
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SKIU4EA
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I'm currently in the works of getting copyrights permission from Tobasco and Mike Golic


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Apr 6 2011 4:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
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We cut the canvas in half right down the middle, then position the rectangle ontop of the ski when we lay up. As for positioning, the center line of the ski should match up to the center line of the half-canvas... but we can make whatever work. More importantly, make an outline thats roughly the real skis dimensions and check to see what fits on there... not much fits on a Filthy Rich, but a lot will fit on a Cease and Desist.
Apr 6 2011 4:44PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Logo sheet for people to use:

http://www.mediafire.com/?t7zxl2xxlkslltf
Apr 6 2011 4:48PM
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Caveman.
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Do you need ski outlines? Rowen just posted a link for the logo.
Apr 6 2011 5:55PM
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Zimmerman
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SO MUCH WIN.
Apr 6 2011 6:12PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Apr 6 2011 6:16PM
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gregorio
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yeah ski outlines would be great too, thanks!
Apr 6 2011 6:17PM
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Zimmerman
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hahaha +k
Apr 6 2011 6:19PM
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Daph
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Apr 6 2011 6:24PM
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E.C.
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quality. haha ahah
Apr 6 2011 6:37PM
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JStrathern
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The bottoms say "Do I" on one side and "have a reason to be mad at my friend?!" on the other. Lol.
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Apr 6 2011 7:03PM
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Zimmerman
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lolololol
Apr 6 2011 7:17PM
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tjski
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awesome
Apr 6 2011 7:52PM
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TNORTS
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Just in case those ferret pictures are copywrited, I made a new one with a hand drawn steezed out ferret in a tall hoodie...Is it bad enough????
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Apr 6 2011 8:19PM
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Caveman.
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Send an email to kip@on3pskis.com I can send you a PDF or whatever format will work. Im going to make a few generic shapes that will be close so we can keep our shapes secret.
Apr 6 2011 9:14PM
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GNARSQUAW
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i have my design on a big rectangle but how do i make it into ski form on photoshop?
Apr 6 2011 9:34PM
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Jonny7
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you don't need to
Apr 6 2011 9:38PM
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GNARSQUAW
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look familiar

Apr 6 2011 9:47PM
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Literature
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Loving these entries. Going to be another super hard one to judge.
Apr 6 2011 9:50PM
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GNARSQUAW
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Apr 6 2011 9:53PM
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Jonny7
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Apr 6 2011 9:59PM
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mavinnowhere
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updated
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Apr 6 2011 11:16PM
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GNARSQUAW
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how do you make them in the shape of skis i just have a big rectangle w/ graphics in photoshop
Apr 6 2011 11:31PM
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Bar_Down
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thats all you need man, fuck the ski shape
Apr 6 2011 11:46PM
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iggyskier
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This^

in the end it is going to be without the ski shape anyway.
Apr 6 2011 11:56PM
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Bar_Down
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^ya, and its not like we need to see it in the shape of a ski to get whats going on you know
Apr 7 2011 12:00AM
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Patroni
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shit i feel pretty stupid now but anyway grizzly corn's where its at
Apr 7 2011 12:06AM
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DGski
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5th page
Apr 7 2011 9:26AM
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-justice-
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Class and Cash.

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Apr 7 2011 9:42AM
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Capernicus
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This is too ugly and too good at the same time...simply amazing. Can you imagine taking a run and looking down to see that face? I would only do nose grabs just to cover that up.
Apr 7 2011 12:05PM
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mavinnowhere
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lets try this again
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Apr 7 2011 2:48PM
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-ROY-
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these joints are on point
Apr 7 2011 4:09PM
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JStrathern
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Apr 7 2011 6:22PM
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wesley.
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[IMG]http://images.media.nscdn.com/index.php?src=http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/images/17/00/03/68/98/36898.jpeg&size=600x564[/IMG]
Apr 7 2011 7:06PM
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Bar_Down
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Apr 7 2011 7:08PM
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