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It was foretold in ancient NS times, roughly a month ago:
"...and thou shalt see the sides of your screens run red (or magentaish) with the blood of those who suffered because of the mental anquish brought on by your incoherent posts and the repeated inquiries about the availability of large, stretchable clothing. This is a sign of The Endtimes. There is no hope left for the members of this puny site in the event of The Parting Red Screens."
-The Book Of Mikeonomicon; 1:1
IT WAS FORETOLD! BUT YOU WOULD NOT LISTEN! CURSE YOUR SOULS!