ive been sitting by my bedroom window, sipping a cup of warm pig urine sprinkled with a pinch ginger. i do this because its the only thing that makes me relax from being on a constant edge about the fact that im not on p-crew. every afternoon i day dream about ripping it up with my hopfully future friends miniature chugger, and all of the other members of p-crew whose screen names i am unsure of. the day i receive my p-crew plague and miniature-chugger himself teach me how to do a rodeo 180 double luikang, is the day i can peacfully slit my wrists and let it all pour out.
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