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ATLANTASKI
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I was wonderin today what NS would be like if it was a highscool, so much funny shit and fights would go down itd be awesome

post some shit what yall think NS highscool would be like

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 18 2004 8:15PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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fuck yea, sam
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Jun 18 2004 11:03PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
If NS were a highschool ud be a gay counselor and ud come onto every guy and wed all kick ur ass cuz ur gay dick fuck



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Jun 19 2004 11:56AM
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Apple
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and we would all kick you ass cause no one likes you.

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Jun 19 2004 4:28PM
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bitchassphatz
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i'd ditch class everyday and get high at my house all the time like i did at my old high school, only difference would be some of you would be invited over


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 19 2004 4:56PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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JD would run the Mafia and whenever a fool like Toilet or Brentharlen opened his mouth he would send his hitmen after them to lay a smackdown and shut them up for good.



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Armada




Jun 19 2004 5:26PM
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SkiUnit03
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dude i would so go to ns high school, the only thing i want to be in life is a super cool ski potroler at like wistler or like a photographer for line, ns high school would be perfect for that AND getting stoned



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 19 2004 5:36PM
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freeze_pooter
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hs owns. its fun
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Jun 19 2004 5:44PM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
art class to make pipes, woodshop to make bongs, or vice versa, music room to trip out in, and skip the rest of the day and get high. OH, and horticulture, to grow some dope plants.





Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
Jun 19 2004 5:58PM
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skifree919
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I would be the only kid who doesnt smoke weed in ns high. hahhahhaha That would be a blast.



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Jun 19 2004 6:21PM
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ATLANTASKI
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^ i dont, but thats bc im like allergic to it

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 19 2004 6:22PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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alot of people that smoke it are, that why their eyes get red, its an allergic reaction.





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Jun 19 2004 7:17PM
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homestead
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ns high school, that would be some fun times

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Jun 19 2004 7:22PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
visine gets rid or red, dry eyes. wow.





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Jun 19 2004 7:24PM
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flyinghobo
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why would you want to skip a day at ns high?there would probably be a class just to get high in who would want to miss that?

Nuke the Whales. Pave the Rainforest. HOBO NATION
Jun 19 2004 7:28PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
jay(rebel) would get fired every week for indecent exposure, misconduct, and videotaping the 7th grade girls volleyball team showering. but harvey would just keep letting him back every week, because come on it's jay!
plus our bathrooms and hallways and every free surface would be covered in porn or just maxim by an unidentified assailent (cj). and all the strict stupid mods (freezy) would be hall monitors or janitors because they suck and they werent cool enough mods to be teachers/ Toilet would be the janitors worst enemy because he always would plug the damn toilets and make them unplug them. lateralis would class clown even though he's to old to go to school there
and was denied a teaching job becuase of his record and the fact he wasnt jay. but still everyone would love him.
teddy(eastcoastpride), randall (itsbackfliptime), nrthfacer, and tahoefreerider would be the attractive poplar ones.
and of course thisangelicrage would be the really hot super cool english teacher just out of highschool. and its already been said but yes mommy would be the lunchlady
Jun 19 2004 8:33PM
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jtski
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holy fucking christ fuck. what drugs are you people on



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Jun 19 2004 8:37PM
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alev
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and linesucks could be tied up to the flag pole in front, and every morning everyone gets to kick him in the balls...but i thinks hes dead now

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Jun 19 2004 9:04PM
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F5*
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mostly weed, maybe some shrooms and alcohol





Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
Jun 19 2004 11:33PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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wow. I can't believe no one has mentioned this. NS high would have INSANE amounts of INSANE rails. obviously.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 20 2004 11:31AM
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MistaSkier
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Red eyes aren't an allergic reaction to weed. A reaction would be your face or throat swelling or something like that. Most people get red eyes, and it has something to do with blood vessels expanding due to weed.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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Jun 20 2004 12:08PM
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F5*
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eyes go red cause the smoke fucks them up, also the blood vessle thing. and some dehydration





Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
Jun 20 2004 4:21PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
a school full of sick rails and in the gym there is a water ramp jump, shit fuck that an indoor park like they have in europe. and a pipe that moves so you just sit in one spot and the ride the endless pipe....and a foam pit with a adjustable tower with a miny slope uptop on the tower so you can pick the cliff drops you wanna do, ie: 30ft, 100ft, 250ft., and a huge fat guy, so all the fat kids on ns.com don't feel so fat. man that would rock


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 20 2004 4:26PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^ya we don't wanna hurt sam's feelings when he's gorging cake and pie because he loves it so much.
Jun 20 2004 4:40PM
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SKItheBURG
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we'd definitely need to recruit some more girls. the ratio would not be good.

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Jun 20 2004 5:09PM
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rightcoastskier
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^ that would be a must and i think skipimp_ should be a teacher too but only when he isnt out hitchhiking

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Jun 20 2004 5:37PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
nah, i'm sure it wouldn't be a problem. irishdrink would probably pass herself around gladly, make sure all the guys get an equal share.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 20 2004 5:39PM
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rightcoastskier
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^haha true true i didnt think about that one

ok
Jun 20 2004 5:40PM
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F5*
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tisk tisk, i dont want sloppy seconds, anyways, im sure shes better then that.





Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
Jun 20 2004 10:07PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
might as well make a zero tolerance policy on being clean/sober


uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
Jun 21 2004 8:20AM
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ScratchCobra66
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haha we'd get shit done in class, because we are all a bunch of ADD's and we would be sitting in class drawing and talking to each other.




FARP





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Jun 21 2004 9:15AM
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Raek
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she is... yo itd be lyk next to some kick ass mountain and as soon as the snow begins to fall wed be out skiing






no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jun 21 2004 11:06AM
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KillerMonkey
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Kindergarten was the best. You get all the nap times and milk and cookies and stuff. the v=best was show and tell where you get to bring in cool stuff and show it off




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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

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Jun 21 2004 12:58PM
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Raek
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hahahaahahaha word up man those were the days






no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jun 21 2004 1:03PM
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twix_182
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i never got nap time. we had to work hard stacking blocks




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Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 21 2004 1:13PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^^ya but we'd get to do that all over again at ns high! and when the girls would lay down they'd wake up with 50 guys on them, just like on newschoolers.com
Jun 21 2004 1:16PM
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Raek
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^ hahahahaaha yo this school would be mad cooll haha







no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jun 21 2004 1:17PM
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adrnalinlovr
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FORGET SHOW AND TELL DAY MAKE IT A CLASS. everyday someone else brings in something even though most the time we'd all just get really fucked up when somone brins in there crop or like new skis and shit. and companies can come too and like show off their stuff. and all the girls just have to show boobs to pass
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Jun 21 2004 6:27PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i bit a kid in the back for knocking over my blocks in preschool
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
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Jun 21 2004 6:30PM
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404404
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CRUZ would be the computer teacher




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Jun 21 2004 6:38PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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and photography. harvey can teach web design.
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Jun 21 2004 7:02PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
mammothpunks could teach photography





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 21 2004 7:05PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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and maui, and steve and ... whatever levins name is... and all the pro/semi pro artists/ graphic designers we have around here
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
Jun 21 2004 7:09PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
EastCoastPride could teach 'human sexuality'





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 21 2004 7:11PM
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IrishDrink87
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sam would be like cartman (we all know why). JD like Stan (sarcastic). Brent like Butters (cause he just annoys the crap out of everyone). toilet like kenny (poor and homely). and i dont feel like naming the rest






I dont want a large Farva!

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Jun 21 2004 10:56PM
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R.Fahey
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Hmm, who would i be? i would prolly be that one guy that ppl make fun of, but is really smart and gets good grades, and one of the only ones that doesn't smoke pot. damn, sounds like my current HS. sumone assign me a job. wait, i would be the Shop teacher. i would force the kids to make the handrails that would be strewn about the school.


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Jun 21 2004 11:14PM
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Insomniac
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Does anyone even know who I am? If so, assign me something.
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It's time to go ski people.
Jun 21 2004 11:34PM
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asac
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i would be craig from south park, because i'm normal.





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Jun 21 2004 11:37PM
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lj5
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i'd be kyle because im jewish and everyone i know including my friends and people at school either all me jew, dirty jew, the jew, and sometimes ben. so if any other heebs wanna challenge that, i dare ya you piece of shit and i bet i'm a better accountant then all of you.
Jun 21 2004 11:47PM
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J.D.
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So... I'm the only one with the girlfriend? ...but I puke a lot. I hardly even remember south park.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
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Always
Always...
Jun 21 2004 11:50PM
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IrishDrink87
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i was just thinking sarcasm...i dont know.





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 22 2004 12:27AM
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