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The condom game!!!

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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
Ok, so the game is this: if you were you buy a box of condoms at a store, what else would you buy to make people look at you funny :P

Ill start

A box of condoms and a canister of whip cream
Jan 7 2011 4:54PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
i lost
Jan 24 2011 10:30PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
interior
Jan 24 2011 10:31PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Condoms, sewing needles, and a teddy bear
Jan 24 2011 10:31PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
condoms and 5 bottles of nyquile
Jan 24 2011 10:44PM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
condoms and a cat
Jan 24 2011 10:49PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
condoms and a box of dog treats
Jan 24 2011 10:50PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
condoms a roethlisberger jersey, and a mendenhall jersey. bonus points if you're with a male buddy.
Jan 24 2011 10:58PM
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darco
Posts: 845 - Karma: 336
a box of condoms, 5 hour energy, barbie doll, and tissues
Jan 25 2011 1:05PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
hahahahahhaha
Jan 25 2011 1:57PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
my buddy was cashier years ago at our supermarket, he checked someone out who was buying condoms and flee/tick remover...makings for a solid night
Jan 25 2011 2:04PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
hahahaha !

but why the condoms in that case? she'll be dead after anyways...
Jan 25 2011 2:10PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
you have a sick mind, hes obviously gonna have sex with his girlfriend and then carve up a nice steak for dinner but he has to make sure there are sanitary conditions
Jan 25 2011 4:56PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Condoms, and as many tampons and you can carry out that store bitch!
Jan 25 2011 5:00PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
i came to post a similar story. i was there with my friends, one took his shirt off and put an obama mask on, held hands with another guy and bought a box of magnums and cheese whiz. smacked the ass on the way out of course.
Jan 25 2011 5:01PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
box of condoms and a scuba diving suit
Jan 25 2011 5:04PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
hahahahah... oh who am i kidding, that was a terrible comment
Jan 25 2011 5:40PM
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garrettdini
Posts: 348 - Karma: 221
condoms, wet dog food, and icy hot. you have to do it with two guys though. and you must be holding hands while you purchase it. enhances the experience.
Jan 29 2011 10:56PM
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JNix.
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My friends and I were making a zombie movie for class so six of us, all guys, went into walmart and bought condoms and several jars of strawberry jelly to act as guts. The lady asked why we were buying such items and our answer was, "we're making a movie" and the lady goes, "sorry I asked" lolz
Jan 29 2011 11:02PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
this is gold
Jan 29 2011 11:22PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
y would you need condoms for that
Jan 29 2011 11:27PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
porno movie duhh
Jan 30 2011 4:11PM
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mr.skierman
Posts: 442 - Karma: 11
isn't this like that college humor pov?
Jan 30 2011 4:18PM
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PapDaddy
Posts: 532 - Karma: 661
a box of condoms, 5 pounds of hanburger meat and a vice grip
Jan 30 2011 8:55PM
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Keith.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 88
Condoms, a camera, bleach, a tarp and a shovel
Jan 30 2011 9:34PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
condoms, a case of red bull, a disposable camera, and a kitchen knife.
Jan 30 2011 10:22PM
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TheNextSkier5
Posts: 32 - Karma: 68
condoms and world of warcraft
Jan 30 2011 11:16PM
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Davin
Posts: 669 - Karma: 354
"i" before "e" except after "c" i love grammer :) good catch K+
Jan 30 2011 11:26PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
a box of condoms, 4 bottles of nyquil, a map of mexico, and some hair dye
Jan 30 2011 11:35PM
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TMiller
Posts: 444 - Karma: 7
Great show right there
Jan 30 2011 11:38PM
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Mac_and_STEEZE
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
Last time i bought domes i walked into the seven eleven just to grab a monster and a lottery ticket for my mom. Then while waiting in line my gf texted me saying she wanted coitus tonight so i grabbed a $10 dollar pack of 3 domes. The best part of the story was that this was at my old high school. The man at the counter tried giving me tips for later that night
Jan 31 2011 2:21PM
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*AMILLZ*
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
NEAT!
Jan 31 2011 2:34PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

Aziz Ansari Stand Up on 'The Condom Game' Just Click it you will LOL

http://localbrown.blogspot.com/2010/07/aziz-ansari-jack-coke-condoms-cdrs.html

Jan 31 2011 2:37PM
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Shifties4Dayz
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 553
a bag of ice
beach towel
and economy size bottle of herpicid
Jan 31 2011 3:32PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
condoms, gasoline, hitlers "Mein Kampf", and a "how to mass murder Jews, for dummies"
Jan 31 2011 3:37PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
win
Jan 31 2011 4:19PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
what about the game where you stealthily put a big box of condoms in the shopping carts of your friends/others and then watch the awkward hilarity unfold when they go to the checkout?
Jan 31 2011 4:50PM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
Condoms + sunglasses, cap & newspaper with eye-holes
Jan 31 2011 4:57PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
i do believe buying condoms, jumbo tampons, and midol would be pretty fucked up.
Jan 31 2011 6:31PM
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Kush_Squad
Posts: 126 - Karma: 33

a box of condoms and a gay porno

no homo

Jan 31 2011 6:36PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
You win the game. Period /thread.
Jan 31 2011 6:40PM
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k2killa10
Posts: 87 - Karma: 24
i work at rite aid and the weirdest thing someone bought was baby oil, a gun magazine, and condoms.  it weirded me out.
Jan 31 2011 6:45PM
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541
Posts: 506 - Karma: 45
A box of condoms, teddy bear, nerf guns, duct tape, shovel, socks, super glue, some baby clothes, blender, orange juice, baby food, and a rag.
Jan 31 2011 7:39PM
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
word? same dogg
Jan 31 2011 8:44PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
yeah me too
Jan 31 2011 9:30PM
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D3NZ3L
Posts: 556 - Karma: 37
LOL!
Jan 31 2011 9:46PM
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bob_ham
Posts: 897 - Karma: 11
this thread is extremely medeoker
Jan 31 2011 9:48PM
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Rumi.
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 556
a box of condoms, jar of peanut butter, and dog leash.
Jan 31 2011 10:02PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
this!
Jan 31 2011 10:27PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
Condoms
Guns & Ammo Magazine
A cucumber
Kerosene
Duct Tape
Jan 31 2011 10:29PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
A box of condoms and a hooker.

Feb 1 2011 12:46PM
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