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I am NOT the father.

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elemeno89
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just found out a girl that i had a blackout rendezvous with wasnt preggers. /breathofreleif.

anyone with pregger scares too?
Nov 28 2010 9:13PM
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DUKES
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cool story bro
Nov 28 2010 9:14PM
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user098123
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I think you meant, "I am NOT a father.".

By saying "I am NOT the father.", you are implying she is still pregnant and you just got off of Maury.
Nov 28 2010 9:14PM
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Deezy
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nope
Nov 28 2010 9:14PM
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dex.
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https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/577975/
Nov 28 2010 9:15PM
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Jamestown
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I knew two people with a preggers scare.


9 months later you were born.
Nov 28 2010 9:15PM
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GayWolf420
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Shes bullshitting you. Congrats on the kid, though.
Nov 28 2010 9:16PM
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elemeno89
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whoa ho. look out for mr poundtown.
Nov 28 2010 9:17PM
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Jamestown
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Get slayed.
Nov 28 2010 9:17PM
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McFellon
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{your mom joke}
Nov 28 2010 9:24PM
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Funkadelic
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My exgirlfriend used to pull that shit on me all the time. Called me at 4am in hysterics once. She was never pregnant. Glad that's over with.
Nov 28 2010 9:25PM
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Mr.Luke
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ok, that's pretty funny. Messed up, but funny
Nov 28 2010 9:27PM
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HenniferLopez
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There's a reason they call periods the "monthly gift".
Nov 28 2010 9:30PM
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cwillygood
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PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP
Nov 28 2010 9:49PM
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freestyler540
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Nov 28 2010 9:56PM
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adamlukowski
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YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER, BITCH YOU HEARD MAURY

Nov 28 2010 10:01PM
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Blurst
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Ya I prety much fuck a different hot broad everyday so I deal with this shit a lot.
Nov 28 2010 10:03PM
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B_Sellegren
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eahckadhs...that is the sound of me puking in my mouth a wee bit.
Nov 28 2010 10:07PM
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nutsnbolts
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Sucks to be those bitches hahaha
Nov 28 2010 10:37PM
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[tk]
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for some reason i saw black girl, no n***er, relieved
Nov 28 2010 10:42PM
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ryano
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i was thinking this was gonna be a maury video clip...
Nov 28 2010 10:44PM
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chardi
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that would suck, and it would be especially surprising if it happened to me
Nov 28 2010 10:53PM
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Arabian.
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Congratulations. Now remember, always wrap your tool. I'm surprised you were able to fuck under blackout drunk conditions.
Nov 28 2010 10:56PM
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Gnarcoma
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Thank god.  I thought you got her pregnant.
Nov 28 2010 10:58PM
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mike720b
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Nov 28 2010 11:14PM
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J-Evs
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^came into this thread knowing that that would either be in here or i was gunna post it
Nov 28 2010 11:17PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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everyone who has ever had sex has had that scare
Nov 28 2010 11:26PM
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Arabian.
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False.
Nov 28 2010 11:27PM
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ThaLetterM.
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it's not a scare if you just dont give a fuck.
Nov 28 2010 11:30PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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yea you just have to deal with aids hahaha
Nov 28 2010 11:30PM
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gus555
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*throwing up violently*
Nov 28 2010 11:31PM
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Arabian.
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There are more straight people in the world with AIDS than gay people.. Gays have the highest density, but that's quickly being overcome by african american women and white females. The former for HIV, and the latter for Chlamydia.
Nov 28 2010 11:37PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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yea thats great but it only because the babies of aids infected mothers are almost guranteed to be born with aids but theres only a small chance that they would be born both with aids and being gay
Nov 28 2010 11:41PM
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Arabian.
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This conversation is over. I don't want to lose my shit over this ignorance.
Nov 28 2010 11:45PM
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bistroburrito
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"you are not the father" dance= win
Nov 29 2010 12:03AM
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.AR6rider.
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You know who IS a father? Darth Vader. 


Who else is watching the Star Wars movies on Spike right now?
Nov 29 2010 12:05AM
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SteezyOhio
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you are fucking retarded.
Nov 29 2010 12:10AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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alright so its not almost guranteed they will be born with aids but Im still right. an uncircumcised guy only has a 1 in 2000 chance of getting hiv through straight sex, odds of mother to child transmission looks like its anywhere between 1 in 10 up to 1 in 2. most men arent getting it through straight sex, they're being born with it and spreading it to other women who are having more infected kids. so yea I dont study this shit like you do but Im still completely right in my assumptions.
Nov 29 2010 12:18AM
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dmc12380
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not a scare, but hooked up with a girl and condom fell off but i kept going and busted the thing is i might have put it right back in and went till i could go no more i dont remeber. the next morning is all a haze and i dont get her number or anything. I saw her a month or 2 later at a party and shes not pregnant. that was relief for me
Nov 29 2010 1:01AM
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Bar_Down
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no party hat = no party
Nov 29 2010 1:05AM
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Arabian.
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33% of HIV cases in the US are straight, 18% are among drug users, and the rest are gay. Does that scare you at all? And no, men are getting it through sex, as well as women. But the fact that straight people don't like to wrap it up for any other reason than to stop a pregnancy is why it's growing rapidly. I don't care about the mom/child shit. Have you factored bisexuals into your equation? I don't study this shit. It's common knowledge and shit you should know if you're having sex. Know the risk, avoid getting an std. 'Nuff said.
Nov 29 2010 1:17AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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haha yea 'nuff said, youre way off base. we were talking about gays vs. africa, where did all the drug use/straight people in the US/bisexual shit come from?

I guess I shouldnt be surprised since your first post brought up chlamydia out of completely nowhere. your just throwing out random facts not presenting any sort of argument.

and no shit its spreading faster in white women, its spreading faster in ALL women thats how it works
Nov 29 2010 1:24AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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made me lolz everywhere

Nov 29 2010 1:24AM
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theabortionator
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^and


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Nov 29 2010 1:25AM
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Arabian.
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oh yeah shit. I forgot. In Africa, that shit's spread through sex and misinformation. Doctors told thousands that to cure HIV, they had to have sex with virgins, which turned into a disaster. Also, the catholic church tells people that contraceptives are a sin. Basically, Africa is a shitstorm of misinformation and overbreeding. There. An argument, reasons, and a conclusion. Now let's stop this. I'm not in the mood to argue.
Nov 29 2010 1:28AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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bottom line is he is NOT the father!
Nov 29 2010 1:31AM
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D1X
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At least you don't have to worry about it
Nov 29 2010 1:31AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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ugh that still doesn't change the fact that the men who do that most likely didn't contract their HIV through straight sex in the first place
Nov 29 2010 1:34AM
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Arabian.
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Initially, yes, but now they do.
Nov 29 2010 1:38AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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huh?

or are you just doing that 4chan thing?
Nov 29 2010 1:44AM
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theabortionator
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that's funny shit to joke about


stupid 12 year old
Nov 29 2010 1:45AM
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