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Today is a wonderful day in the history of everything. It's the end to a struggle that has lasted years and the beginning to a whole new way of life.
Two years ago, on a warm spring afternoon Alex Martini opened newschoolers.com. He clicked on the games section and began playing the halfpipe game. Ten minutes later, Patrick tried to log on again to newschoolers.com.....it had been blocked. Games on school computers were prohibited, and despite the fact that Patrick had NO intentions of playing any games, instead wanting to just read forums and watch videos , was heartbroken. What ensued next was one of the biggest struggles of man kind. Patrick and Teddy worked tirelessly to regain their beloved newschoolers. They fought battles against the technology committee, bringing up the proposal for the unblocking of newschoolers.com. But with posts such as 'fuck shit ass cock bitch' none such event ever happened. Teddy and Patrick lived in agony in their free periods, facing terrible withdrawls and feverish boredom. The turned to drugs, alchohol, and stealing in the time they would have spent on newschoolers. Bitterness was ravid and the two turned into mean baby eating savages. One afternoon Teddy became so frustrated with ' Website Blocked by Websense' that he doused the computer lab in gasoline and lit it on fire.
Fast foward. It's a week ago. It' Thursday. The internet is down. Patrick seeks why the internet is down. He is told that they are getting a new web program thingy. Hope burns in his heart as her slowly realizes that one day he might again be able to return to his beloved website. Today is that day!! Newschoolers is unblocked!!! NO MORE BORING FREEPERIODS!!! NO MORE OTHER WEBSITES THAT SUCK ASS NO MORE BEING BORED!!!!!! NEWSCHOOLERS NEWSCHOOLERS NEWSCHOOLERS NEWSCHOOLERS NESCHOOLERS.....thank you, and goodnight.
