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SKIU4EA
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I just blew off my knee cap and possibly grazed my cat laying on the couch.  Post your casualties.

oh and yes, i stole this idea from somewhere, cry about it.

Nov 8 2010 7:40PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
my trigger keeps sticking
Nov 8 2010 8:15PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
i shot off my ear somehow, my hand was laying on my face and my pointer grazing my ear.


THE GAME


...bahahahahaahah
Nov 8 2010 8:17PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
i just ripped apart my stomach.

SHIT
Nov 8 2010 8:25PM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
I was scratching my balls
Nov 8 2010 8:26PM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
neck and through to top of my spinal cord... IM A FUCKING QUADRAPOLEGIC YOU ASSHOLE!
Nov 8 2010 8:27PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
literally shot myself through the jaw and into my brain, suicide-style
Nov 8 2010 8:28PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
Right hand, a-okay, being used to manipulate ns on iPhone. Left hand, down pant, staying warm. FFFFuUuUuuuuuu
Nov 8 2010 8:29PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Grazed my arm and hit my wall
Nov 8 2010 8:30PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
straight thru my iphone
Nov 8 2010 8:30PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Well fuck. Peace left kidney.
Nov 8 2010 8:30PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Damnit, Now I need a new couch! Fucker!
Nov 8 2010 8:31PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,639
Grazed right below my right knee. No injury
Nov 8 2010 8:32PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
through my laptop, then through the table, through my knee, then through the peoples heads in the floor below me. for another 9 floors. It was a phaser I just shot off
Nov 8 2010 8:33PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
why are there so many people playing with their balls?  ffs
Nov 8 2010 8:35PM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
I like your^ icon. and see ya later to my right ball. gutted.
Nov 8 2010 8:46PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yeap, just lost my right nut
Nov 8 2010 8:49PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
Right through the iPad into my thigh. ouch
Nov 8 2010 8:52PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
just shot my balls. not a good day
Nov 8 2010 8:52PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
good, just a little hole in the ceiling. no biggie. almost my head though
Nov 8 2010 8:53PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
this hahaha

err, i gues i blew a hole through my computer and maybe the couch but... y'know
Nov 8 2010 9:18PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
I just shot my biggie poster. How original of me.
Nov 8 2010 9:20PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
hahahhahha but i just shot my wall...
Nov 8 2010 9:23PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
straight through my left shoulder narrowly missing my heart and major arteries. Past my kidney and down my leg. Through my knee and out the sole of my foot. Through the floor into my living room. Through that floor into my furnace. Sparks furnace and ignites causing massive explosion setting my house a blaze. Wind carries flames into surrounding forests and onto my neighbors houses. Eventually whole town is up in flames. 18 dead, 46 injured, and over $3,000,000 in damages all because YOU turned my fucking left index finger into a gun......nice.
Nov 8 2010 9:26PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
right through my laptop and into my chest. im fucked
Nov 8 2010 9:27PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
i broke my mouse
Nov 8 2010 9:28PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
right through my sack.
Nov 8 2010 9:29PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
through my laptop into my knee and into my ipod. multi kill
Nov 8 2010 9:30PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
there goes my american heritage dictionary....
oh well.
Nov 8 2010 9:31PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
i just shot my right big toe off....
Nov 8 2010 9:31PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
Noooooo my Mac book is.........gone!!!
Nov 8 2010 9:36PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Shot my computer and then into a wall.
Nov 8 2010 9:40PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
not bad, went off by my chin, but pointed at the wall. put a hole in the wall to outside, but my ears are ringing like a bitch
Nov 8 2010 9:42PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
mi hit mi fucking eye.
Nov 8 2010 9:42PM
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i.ski.NC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 18
Man. Im gonna miss jacking off.
Nov 8 2010 9:44PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
Oh no!!! I just shot my butthole!!!
Nov 8 2010 9:47PM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
Blew my nose arch off and the bullet ended up in my brain lol wut.
Nov 8 2010 9:55PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
lololololololol
Nov 8 2010 9:56PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Looks like it went right though the wall and gained a collateral into both of my annoying lesbian roommates. Great success!
Nov 8 2010 9:58PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
cat = dead
Nov 8 2010 9:58PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
it hit my laptop, caddyshack gofer and native american flag
Nov 8 2010 10:00PM
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J-Neal
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 172
The bullet just went through my laptop screen and nailed my foot
Nov 8 2010 10:01PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7481 - Karma: 36,050
Well I shot myself in the abs, but luckily my abs are made of steel so it ricocheted and hit me in the eye.
Nov 8 2010 10:02PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
i shot my chest
so awesome
Nov 8 2010 10:03PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
right nipple
Nov 8 2010 10:03PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
just grazed my right hand and shot my laptop directly
Nov 8 2010 10:04PM
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Nurgle
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 15
well... shot through the wall, with chance of hitting someone in the Market below
Nov 8 2010 10:05PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
fuck i ruined my printer...
Nov 8 2010 10:05PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
missed my neck by an inch, that was close. bullet hole right in the wall, damn.
Nov 8 2010 10:16PM
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jmoney35
Posts: 112 - Karma: 21
ghandi shot me...Click for larger image
Nov 8 2010 10:16PM
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bcon18
Posts: 69 - Karma: 13

bye bye dick then just splattered my brains alover my wall

Nov 8 2010 10:19PM
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