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The return of Andy Kaufman

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dilla_says_go
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So he's back after faking his death for 20 years. Hoax or greatest practical joke in history? You decide. I personally wouldnt put it past this jackass to do a stunt like this.

http://www.hollywoodpulse.com/story3.html

you can also do a google seach of 'Andy Kaufman returns' for more info...
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May 20 2004 5:23PM
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CameIToeJam
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yeah, heres another article...i think its true



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May 20 2004 5:34PM
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Lateralis
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crazyness


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May 20 2004 5:36PM
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strode
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so wtf? he's been a complete hermit for the last 20 years? if i faked my death i would at least tell my parents before 20 fucking years went by. what a dick.



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May 20 2004 5:39PM
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dilla_says_go
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i guess he's been living on the dl working as a bus boy at some deli and just chillin off his old savings. i bet he blazes tons too.
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May 20 2004 6:34PM
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404404
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not sure if i bleif it





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May 20 2004 6:42PM
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jumpman
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I don't know if I believe it either


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May 20 2004 6:45PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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would you believe they put a man on the moon





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May 20 2004 6:48PM
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cams
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it would be so sick if it was true.. how did he (')die(') ?


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May 20 2004 7:20PM
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CameIToeJam
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'cancer'



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May 20 2004 7:21PM
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cj
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haha now thats som fuckin good shit...i wanna pull somthin like that


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May 20 2004 7:23PM
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hoodratz47
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i knew it.. kaufman is killer ratball steeze





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May 20 2004 7:41PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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I believe it, probably a lot of people saw man on the moon, and it was supposed to be pretty accurate, so if he's really like in that movie he could do it.

Yahoo news SHOULD be pretty reliable... have they ever reported fake news before?
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May 20 2004 7:46PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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this is kind of like the time we all thought lateralis was dead.
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May 20 2004 7:51PM
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lj5
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haha crazy! whats next tupac?
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May 20 2004 7:57PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Bob Zmuda, Kaufman's purported best friend at the time of his death and the man who has profited most from Kaufman's memory through his having launched the nonprofit group Comic Relief.

Isn't it like illegal to profit from a non profit organization?

Crazy if he's really back.


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May 20 2004 8:02PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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May 20 2004 8:16PM
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asac
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i am PUMPED





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May 20 2004 8:35PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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if you actually go to the yahoo website you won't be able to find the story either. no other place is reporting that, and one of the two places openly admits that they don't report true stories.
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'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
May 20 2004 8:50PM
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Sinister
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damn,i believe it.Someone had to do it sometime!it's amazing
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May 20 2004 8:54PM
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