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My friend fucked up.

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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
On the weekend my friend and I got really drunk together. I passed out by 1 and he stayed up cruising NS and playing video games.

This is where he fucked up. He thought that it would be a hilarious joke to order me a mail order bride. He did not think that these websites were actually real so he took my moms credit card from her wallet and went ahead and did it.

He ordered it from this site. http://mailorderbride123.net/ I have been trying to contact the administrators of the site saying that I do not want a bride but I have gotten no reply yet.

I am freaking out right now and don't know what to do. I have not yet told my parents and am scared that they are going to kill me. Also my friend is not returning my calls or texts because he knows that I am pissed.

This is too fucked and I don't know what to do.
Oct 26 2010 1:30PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I don't know man. I just hope they don't have mafia ties or something.
Oct 26 2010 9:21PM
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CodyTurner
Posts: 677 - Karma: 86
Threads,this may be the funniest thing i have ever read.....sorry for laughing at your shitty situation but why else would you post this on ns
Oct 26 2010 9:22PM
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ARfive
Posts: 194 - Karma: 280
you live in canada stop acting like you live in some sketchy place.
Oct 26 2010 9:24PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
i hope that this thread is real
Oct 26 2010 9:29PM
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*Johnny
Posts: 403 - Karma: 19
Can't stop laughing my ass off, OP you made my day ahah ! and my threads for later for when she'll be home with you !
Oct 26 2010 9:33PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
uhhh, cant you just "discontinue" (not sure the right word to use there, sorry) the credit card that you used?

and im going to beat some ass if this is a troll thread
Oct 26 2010 9:39PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
I still havent seen legitimate proof that this is a real thing so far its been an elaborate story with believable details. This may be the most successful troll of all time orrrrrrr I feel seriously sorry for you.
Oct 26 2010 9:39PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
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Oct 26 2010 9:44PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
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Oct 26 2010 10:04PM
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jibin-gibin
Posts: 127 - Karma: 1,365
Holy fuck Man, are you serious?
Oct 26 2010 10:04PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
this is really shitty if this is true. if not, your are the most successful troll since "i boned a milf"
Oct 26 2010 10:11PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Troll. The fact there isn't proof yet solidifies the trollness. I wish it were real. If so, just have her deported
Oct 26 2010 10:23PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Print screen email buddy.
Oct 26 2010 10:24PM
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95romeo
Posts: 276 - Karma: -99
just a month ago someone i knew decently well was murdered through a mob connection, thats in Ancaster, Ontario .. So WASSUP
Oct 26 2010 10:30PM
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-Tristan-
Posts: 915 - Karma: 19
If this is real, which I'm kinda doubting. Contact the media, great story.
Oct 26 2010 10:31PM
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Dick_Buttkiss
Posts: 302 - Karma: 16

Screen shot of the e-mail in question, otherwise I'm calling Shenanigans.

Click for larger image

Oct 26 2010 10:33PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
so let me get this straight

BASICALLY,

your mom just bought you a pocket pussy and you're trying to return it.
Oct 26 2010 10:34PM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
Whats the problem?
Oct 26 2010 10:36PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
To all the peeps calling troll - just remember, same shit happened with chads gap.....

Just remember, you never know.... great read though.
Oct 26 2010 10:38PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
AHHAHH oh my god SHE'S ON HER WAY
Oct 26 2010 10:51PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
why are all these girls hot? i bet 80% of them have appeared on some porn site before
Oct 26 2010 10:54PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
wow.




my threads for obvious reasons.
Oct 26 2010 10:58PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
I'd be worried she's a lawyer! She's going to make sure you don't attempt to nullify this contract!

All in all, I don't think these websites are real, but god do I hope they are and she shows up at your house.
Oct 26 2010 11:02PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
WOW SO FAKE.


SCREENSHOT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN FAGGOT.
Oct 26 2010 11:06PM
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bluedevil493
Posts: 233 - Karma: 27
trolling?

i for some reason doubt that you will actually get a bride sent to you. on the other hand they do have your credit card info so you could get seriously screwed and not even end up with a hot russian wife!

ok seriously now tell your parents to cancel that card or they will definitely take your money
Oct 26 2010 11:08PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
Smells like BS...
Oct 26 2010 11:17PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
Yep my thraeds.
Oct 26 2010 11:33PM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
yep, now I'm really glad i called troll all the way back on the second page.  as i said there, and i'll say it again, this is still hilarious.
Oct 26 2010 11:36PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
all the chics i see on that site are hot and eueropean, soo fuck herthen send her back and tell everyone ur friend fucked up
Oct 26 2010 11:39PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
so.much.win
Oct 26 2010 11:57PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
my threads for when im not on my ipod
Oct 27 2010 12:03AM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
Just read through all five pages of this, threads!
Oct 27 2010 12:08AM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
hahaha so funny
Oct 27 2010 12:10AM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
Dude look at the bright side, there is a small chance you guys may actually fall in love and live happily ever after.
Oct 27 2010 12:13AM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
If this is a troll thread I will personally castrate you radtad.

Because this thread is too prime and i might cry if I am let down by this.
So I am going to wait it out for pics of this "bride"
Oct 27 2010 12:15AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
screenshot of email plz
Oct 27 2010 12:19AM
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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
how have i not seen this. my uncle did something like this but he went to russia and tried to bring her back but the US wouldnt let him.
Oct 27 2010 12:25AM
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Skinsummer
Posts: 186 - Karma: 13
When she gets there, just have sex a couple times then call immigration. Problem solved.
Oct 27 2010 12:39AM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
soooooo much my threads. 6th page claimin still
Oct 27 2010 12:53AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
i saw a documentary on russian mail order brides, and you are one lucky mofo

most of them were smokin
Oct 27 2010 12:54AM
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Island_skier
Posts: 116 - Karma: 14
6th page claim
Oct 27 2010 1:03AM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
This is some of the funniest, most fucked up shit I have ever read on this site.
Oct 27 2010 1:09AM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
He has a link to pics near the end of the 1st page
Oct 27 2010 1:20AM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
I want a pic of the email...
Oct 27 2010 1:38AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
when she shows up at your door, resist the urge to kick a field goal
Oct 27 2010 1:49AM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
you cant blame the friend until youve seen the wife... what if shes hot? then who will you be mad at? yourself, thats who.
Oct 27 2010 1:52AM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
Either epic prank, or epic trollin.
Oct 27 2010 2:13AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
still calling shenanigans
Oct 27 2010 2:15AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I made an account on the website to see how much you have to buy a human being for ahah, and it's the most illegitimate sign up page. It has less shit to fill out than Neopets. And you have to pay around $20 a month just to be a member of the site. Of course I didn't get that far so I never saw how much the brides were.
Oct 27 2010 2:28AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i haven't read much of this thread, but you need to tell your parents NOW. They need to be able to dispute these charges immediately. Preferably before the charges even make it to statement as then you avoid the hassle of finance charges, etc. while this all gets straightened out.

call the cc company. say you (cardholder) did not make that charge. you should be off of the phone within 5 minutes. I've dealt with fraudulent cc charges many times in my line of work.
Oct 27 2010 2:44AM
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