Replying to Damage Count

I thought it might be kinda cool to start a list all the stuff I've broken over the years. Ski equipment and body parts. I want to hear from all you out there who are breaking stuff.

Busted/messed up skis:
K2 X-15s (busted in half)
Rossi Pow Airs x2 (these skis sucked)
K2 Public Enemys (lost a rivet and base delammed on the tip)
Old school Kastles (blew out the sidewall, missing parts of the edges)
K2 Ak Enemy's (bent one between the binding and tip, still ride them though)

Other gear:
Busted like 15 pairs of poles including a pair of those graphite poles (warning they explode when they break)
Marker bindings with the selective control, they wouldn't hold me in anymore.
2 brakes on the Look Pivots.
Worn out a couple pairs of boots and gloves

Body damage:
I've been pretty lucky here
Concussion x3 confermed anyways
sprained thumbs numerous times
chipped teeth
shin bang every year
dislocated shoulder
I think thats it...How bout you?