Troy...

what a dissappointment that movie was, the fights were short as hell, it was like 3 hours of talking and boringness, it was directed poorly and the music was horrible
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

seriously?

i saw it today, i thought it was a pretty dope movie....
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i heard it wasn't a gorefest so i'll just wait til it comes out on DVD



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend

Brad Pitt has been an enormously crucial agent to Troy's profits, however their annoying prostitution of his body and sex appeal has been a huge hit to the movies credibility as a 'good' film (not to mention its historical innacurracies and horrible reprodutions of artifacts). waaaaaaaaaaaay too much focus on brad pitt. achilles wasn't especially known (please correct me if i am talking out of my ass) for being an especially good looking guy. if anyone should have recieved that much focus it was helen. after all she was 'the face that launched a 1000 ships.' it was just annoying and waaaay overboard. i have no doubt in my mind that his role and focus in the film will not only bring enormous profits, but it will also increase his number of overobsessed ugly women stalkers exponentially.

the only girl i've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes. but then they buried her alive one evening in 1945 with just her sister at her side and only weeks before the guns all came and rained on everyone. now she's a little boy in spain playing pianos filled with flames on empty rings around the sun.

theres also quite alot of 'evidemce', i.e. in the scriptures, that achilles was gay.
imagine brad pitt playing a gay guy.. inconceivable!



'and people wonder why i listen to emo..fuckin girls'- five0

back then in greece almost all of the men were gay.

yeah we went and saw it yesterday. it was alright. pretty boring in most of it. and yah the film should have been called 'achilles' instead of 'troy'.

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^no it wasn't that all men were gay, it was that homosexuality was completely acceptable. it incredible how much people will participate in something when it is considered completely ordinary.

the only girl i've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes. but then they buried her alive one evening in 1945 with just her sister at her side and only weeks before the guns all came and rained on everyone. now she's a little boy in spain playing pianos filled with flames on empty rings around the sun.

ya troy was pretty good.

most of the people that were gay, back then were the spartans because they were with guys 24/7 while in training since the age of 7. If there were all gay, does that mean all the ladies were lesbians??



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Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you

you've never heard of the all female orgies that dionysus held every so often



'Bert your yelling again...'

well they weren't all gay, but back then homosexuality was accepted not scrutinized like today. most women were just for having babies, not relationships. think of it as being married with a homosexual lover on the side and it was okay to do this.

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-Ben Bormann

Hahahaha... did he just say that there's evidence in the Scriptures that Achilles was gay? I wasn't aware that Achilles was mentioned in the Scriptures.

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Brad Pitt does play a gay guy in some movie with Cubing Gooding Junior.




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