BEST WAY TO TELL A GIRL HOW YOU FEEL!

if you were smart, after hearing what she thought about you, youd walk right upto her and tell her how you felt.

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]

thanks for the help guys. you think i should just ask her to go somewhere like a coffee shop and just spill my guts then?

hey man, its what u think you should do, go with what you want/think you should do...good lucj\k

just be like ok so i like you and if you don't feel the same way about me it's ok. just be super sweet cuz chicks dig sweeties
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---Kloie---
skiing=radical

punch her in the back of the head and take her wallet.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221

how old is this guy?


I used to be insane.....but then something happened..owell

Im in high school and i have gotten over the stage where you poke her and herass about 4 years ago cuse it dosent work inless the girl is an air head.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

just say 'i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail.'
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

thats weird, they first couple posters dont have icons, just tell her that you like her, there is no sense in waiting.



Farp for Life.


'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

misty7, I was talking about you, I was talking about fenix418. I did read all the post really, but hes seems very young


I used to be insane.....but then something happened..owell

yeah, spill your guts all over her.

then take a shower together to get all the blood and bile off.

be honest...romantic...and blunt. if guys would just stop beatin around the bush, girls life's would be much easier.
...taste the rainbow

now that i feel kinda gay, i am 18 and i dont have the balls to do any of this shit cuz i am a pussy!

lets wang chung tonight

ching shang shwang wha?



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

well my friend, regretfully we don't live in an equal opportunity society. therefore if you don't have the balls to ask her and you fear she's moving on, you're screwed. better luck next time.
...taste the rainbow

well... tell her, you probably will never see her again after highschool anyways. just be confident and ask her out, you don't necessarily have to tell her that you like her a lot.
- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.
and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan

This was on msn. it is 10 things to say when you are rejected:

1. 'By the way, great outfit but a new attitude might suit you better.'
She could be a super model or just catty enough to be mistaken for one, but that doesn't condone abuse. If you have to use this one try not to be snide but make sure she knows you mean it.

2. 'Thank you for at least being honest with me.'
Nightmare dates often stem from an inability to say 'no.' Never feel bad about rejections that spare you this from the get go.

3. 'I'm sorry this didn't work out but it's been a pleasure meeting you.'
A classic dignity saver, regardless of how your advances were dismissed, a reply this polite both makes an impression and ensures that you can walk away with your head held high.

4. 'It's just a drink or dinner. I'm not going to bite.'
Quick, unexplained rejections are often the reaction of someone all too familiar with its sting. If she's still saying 'no' after reassuring her you can be certain that she is the one with the problem, not you.

5. 'I understand but if you change your mind, here is my number.'
Requiring little more than enough self-confidence to keep a stash of business cards at the ready, this line is the perfect way to turn the embarrassment of a 'no' into the rush of a 'maybe.'

6. 'Have you looked in the mirror lately?'
For those unable to utter 'you ain't all that' with a straight face, or being laughed at themselves, this classic comeback continues to beg the question: Shouldn't you do a little brushing up yourself before thinking of giving me the brush off?

7. 'Where did I go wrong?'
In the right situation rejection can provide valuable insight into the female perspective. If you're confident enough, consider asking this honest question instead of grasping for a snappy retort.

8. 'Don't you realize that you are hurting people by leading them on?'
Too many advances are encouraged for another's amusement. This is the cruelest form of rejection and if recognized should be confidently, yet calmly curbed.

9. 'Your boyfriend is a lucky man, but foolish to leave you alone.'
Since you will never know whether the specter of a boyfriend is real or just convenient, always have this line ready to make an appearance.

10. 'Okay, I was only asking for my buddy anyway ... but who is your friend?'
Although it is fairly transparent to feign acting on behalf of a friend, confidently said within a group, this line can often earn you points, as well as giggles. And in most instances that equals saving face as well as one more chance to connect.


i have an american dream but it involves black masks and gasoline

just stick ur cock in her mouth so she cant talk and be like baby wanna go out? se cant say no so ur together forever then :)



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

just check out the post a pick up line thread... theres gotta b one in there... or just straight up whip it out...
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!

Ive had guys be honest and tell me they want to 'hook up'. None of them ever got any though. I wasnt offended, but alot of girls would take offense to that.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl

rub her thigh



RIDEblunt

then what to u propose?
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!

^ get slapped

i would say something like, you make me want to be a better guy and i love you



-=KollacsPrincess=-:
fish bowling...you could make a lot of money off of that idea
ma-fucker:
yeh that be sick
ma-fucker:
i havent gone fo long time
Spokaneskier:
i wanna go fish bowling

VIVA LOS ESEs
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NWFT 4 EVER

o getting slapped doesnt hurt at all... its the pride that hurts
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!

indeed



-=KollacsPrincess=-:
fish bowling...you could make a lot of money off of that idea
ma-fucker:
yeh that be sick
ma-fucker:
i havent gone fo long time
Spokaneskier:
i wanna go fish bowling

VIVA LOS ESEs
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NWFT 4 EVER

like id ask out any chick in my school if i knew they'd approve of me... but the thing is.. damnit i forgot what i was going to say
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!

put a gun to her head tell her u like her and make her give u her number.. then tell her u will call her later.... that usually gets the chicks



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game

^ and the police.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.