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BEST WAY TO TELL A GIRL HOW YOU FEEL!

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fenix4182
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
now i'm not one to be all touchy feeley but what do you all say is the best way to tell a girl that you like her and wouldn't mind getting in her pants?
May 15 2004 3:55PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
pull out the package if she likes what she sees you are in if you have a small wang try ruffies
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May 15 2004 3:57PM
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NWofMidd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
I agree, but it works best if you come up behind her and flop it on her shoulder. Preferably when she is sitting down. That way it is more suprising, she can feel the true weight of your behemoth, and it is right at mouth level. Make sure to get a good wind up to exentuate the smacking sound.
May 15 2004 4:34PM
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fenix4182
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
hahaha. you guys are fucked up! thats hilarious. but for real! i'm kinda in a slump right now and i need to know what to say and what not to say.
May 15 2004 4:42PM
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NWofMidd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
Is she a slut or a nice girl? If she is a nice girl you should say some bullshit like 'I am a little nervous, but I have just got to tell you ...' One of my buddies has used that over ten times with real tight girls and it has never failed. He claims that it is a good trick because girls think it is sweet and then they feel real bad if they turn you down. If she is a slut then sometimes you just have to take the pussy. No bullshit.
May 15 2004 4:51PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
ya some girls like sex and that's what you give them
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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 15 2004 5:06PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Get her to work out with you and when she i benching whip it out on her face and see what happens.
**disclamer** I am not responcable for any lose of franks and or beans





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 15 2004 5:28PM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Tell her straight up. I personally think it's bull shit how people of the opposite sex (especially guys) are forced to walk on egg shells around each other.


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May 15 2004 5:37PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
straight up stick it in her butt, that'll show her.




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May 15 2004 5:51PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
give her the olll donkey pucnh and go for teh pink sock.... she feel u then



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May 15 2004 6:21PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Say 'I like you a lot' in the Jim Carrey voice frmo Dumba nd Dumber.
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May 15 2004 6:47PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
straight up tell her you like her. and then start making out and let stuff happen. if she stops you then respect her and don't go any further.
May 15 2004 6:59PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
^ damn straight...that would work on me. i love that movie


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May 15 2004 7:00PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
say'can we be friends with benifits'(oh god, how do you spell that?)

works everytime, trust me :)


I used to be insane.....but then something happened..owell
May 15 2004 7:51PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
^benefits.

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May 15 2004 7:54PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
write it on a piece of paper, fold it into a pointy paper airplane, and launch out of one of those baseball pitching machines at her.

And the plane as to be on fire.
May 15 2004 8:09PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
go for the seth style





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May 15 2004 8:11PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
That doesnt work on girls unless shes really easy. if shes a nice girl you have to be all sweet with her and break her in real slow
~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
May 15 2004 8:12PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
be a limo driver and be like,

so your flying somewhere....





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May 15 2004 8:30PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
This one girl i know says she likes nice guys and all i am to her is nice but i dont think she would go out with me, kina sucks ass.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 15 2004 8:34PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
just tell her, no way is going to be easier than another

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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May 15 2004 9:10PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
its like butt sex, you first have to introduce the idea by telling her how you feel, then slowly but surely break her in and then whens shes comfortable, let things really take off.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 15 2004 9:26PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
ok stop with the hole butt sex thing ....take her on unofishal dates like ask her last min if she will 'meet' you at the movies or something meet not letg go on a date to the movies and over time work on that
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
May 15 2004 9:42PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
ok stop with the hole butt sex thing ....take her on unofishal dates like ask her last min if she will 'meet' you at the movies or something meet not letg go on a date to the movies and over time work on that
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
May 15 2004 9:42PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
naw butt sex more fun. ask irishdrink. shell tell you.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 15 2004 9:49PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
its all about the pump fake to the cue tip to the angrey dragon.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 15 2004 9:50PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Tell her through song... and dance. DANCE!

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May 15 2004 9:56PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
spell out your message by firing paintballs. On her favourite clothes.
May 15 2004 10:43PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Hahahahaha^

...no, but seriously, diamonds are good. If it isn't a big enough deal to say with diamonds, then there's no point in getting worked up about it. What I'm trying to say here is, just tell her... don't bother with the BS. It just confuses the issue.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 16 2004 12:45AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
skiman328
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2004-05-15 19:51:15
say'can we be friends with benifits'(oh god, how do you spell that?)

works everytime, trust me :)



hahahha


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 16 2004 1:00AM
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fenix4182
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
thanks for all of the replies but here's the story and LADIES OF NS I NEED YOU!

Ok....this girl bonnie, one of my good friends and a known lier, i told bonnie that i liked katie, one of her good frineds, and to talk to her and just kind of feel it out and see if i could have a shot....bonnie, katie, myself, and my buddy jon went to the twins game last night....when i first got to the twins game last night, bonnie was like 'yeah katie likes you and she said that she needs to think about stuff and if she wants something she will tell you' then the whole game katie and i were flirting and all and at the end of the game she came up to me and rubbed my ear (it's prolly nothing) and was really cool and all....then i talked to bonnie later that night after i got home and she was like 'yeah katie doesnt like you! she said you are being immature about this and she wants a guy that has got balls to to tell her that he likes her'.....so now i dont know what the fuck to do! is bonnie lying to me? should i go for it? i've got 3 weeks left of my senior year! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!????!!!??? HELP!!!!
May 16 2004 1:10AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
stick it in her mouth, and her tongue will tell u the answer

-Matty
High North Session 4, 2004
Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
May 16 2004 1:21AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I wish a girl would rub my ear.

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May 16 2004 1:23AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
i wish i had a spoon





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 16 2004 8:23AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
the only bonnie i ever knew was 5' 2', 400 pounds and has an extra set of boobs on her back... good luck with that shit.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 16 2004 9:27AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
diamonds!? fucking diamonds? that may have just taken all the credibility of anything youve ever said or will say jdmay


Fuck You
May 16 2004 4:24PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ no it didnt.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 16 2004 4:24PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
heh...ever tried it, Ds9? Anyways, you missed my point... I was saying that this thread is a bit of an overreaction, and this is not as big a deal as people make it out to be. Like I said, no BS, just tell her.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 16 2004 4:26PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
whip it out and then give her a strawberry milkshake...when she is giving you a bj you punch her in the nose and she bleeds, and then you cum on her face
May 16 2004 4:29PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea this thread is basically bullshit, and your right diamonds work, but personally if a girl liked me more because i got some fuckin diamonds, all i got to say is fuck that bitch


Fuck You
May 16 2004 4:30PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
^as long as you get laid, what is the problem dipshit
May 16 2004 4:32PM
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Luga
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 20
pizza and a fuck?
Luga....P.Crew
May 16 2004 5:01PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
hahahaha, your overthinking it way too much, just ask her if she wants to chill and watch a movie with you, then just start shooting the shit with her and level with her. Tell her you want to get to know her better (even if you don't) then just look her in the eyes and kiss her, once you've broke the ice then you can stick it in her ass.
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May 16 2004 5:21PM
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the_friesz
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 18
All I can say is don't act like a pussy, I don't know how you handled yourself at that game, but please, don't get all touchy feely youself. Next time you see heer you can act interested, but be aloof at the same time, when your talking to her make sure to lean away from her, body language means alot to girls, it's instinctive. Don't make it a big thing and put all this pressure on yourself, thing is after this summer you probably won't see her much so making any serious relationship probably isn't a good idea. If it works out... Don't call her too much, don't be treating her to stuff very often, don't buy her gifts... What I'm saying is, these things go both ways, you don't need to do all that stuff to make her like you, becuase you can't, unless you're extremely rich. Just keep things casual, try to find her imperfections, and bust on her, do it, act over confident, it's something you got to practice, but you'll see girls are attracted to that kind of stuff. But do what you want to do...
May 16 2004 6:08PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
just be like...'Hi, my name is fenix4182. I really like you and would like to fuck you until you can't walk straight.'


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May 16 2004 6:15PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
be like'hey id like to dine in your pink taco stand' ..maybe itll work.?????haha
May 16 2004 6:17PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
3 weeks till you graduate? fuck that, dont waste your time, if she doesnt know whats going on, then she prolly doesnt want you enough to keep it going after you guys go off to college, or into the world and what not, jsut wait till after HS and fuck a bunch of chicks, one of them will stick around....
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May 16 2004 9:50PM
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gambino500014
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hahahahaha 'i've got 3 weeks left of my senior year!' oh this kid is the coolest mofo on ns.....
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May 16 2004 10:24PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I think u need to pull the stick out of ur ass and start breathing again dude cuz u r way to uptite over this its not a big deal!! Try the old we only ahve 3 weeks of HS and i havent been laid its a big bad world out there and i dont want to brave it a virgin then ask her will you be my 1st?




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May 16 2004 10:41PM
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Ds91260
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^smartest thing said this whole thread(rhyme bitch)


Fuck You
May 16 2004 11:06PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
smile, makes people wonder what your thinking


Fuck You
May 16 2004 11:14PM
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