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Finding weird things in your pocket

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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Recently I've been finding weird things in my pockets...

50 cal. bullet with no gunpowder in it?
Gameboy link cable in my snowpants?
Receipt to CVS for KY jelly and sleeping pills
someone else's phone
Oct 3 2010 2:10AM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Didn't mean to post that yet, I lagged.

So carry on with your weird things guise.
Oct 3 2010 2:11AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
When I'm drunk I put weird shit in my pockets so I can laugh the next morning, next occurrence I'll be sure to post
Oct 3 2010 2:14AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
I found a $20 in a costume i had for halloween when i was like 4. I think someone tried to buy me?
Oct 3 2010 2:22AM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
10 dildos in your back pocket whattt
Oct 3 2010 2:28AM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
just the other day i found an ipod...

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Oct 3 2010 2:45AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i found a full pack of belmonts in my pocket tonight. i dont smoke cigarettes,,,
Oct 3 2010 3:23AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
belmonts are CASH
Oct 3 2010 3:24AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
so smooth
Oct 3 2010 3:25AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
on closing day every spring i put $10 - $20 bucks in my ski pants, then when december rolls around and i've forgotten about it, it feels like i just got free money.

and i keep finding random buttons in my jeans pockets...
Oct 3 2010 3:30AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I found loneliness, your lips, and the two coins of your eyes in my pocket.
Oct 3 2010 3:35AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
what in the fuck?
Oct 3 2010 3:36AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
i ALWAYS DO THAT !
Oct 3 2010 3:37AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
jerky.. .always jerky. some times a sock.
Oct 3 2010 4:55AM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
Hahahaha, this is awesome.

I haven't found anything cool/weird in my pockets as of late. Just random change, an old receipt, and sometimes chapstick.
Oct 3 2010 4:58AM
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Mr.Platt
Posts: 313 - Karma: 21
i didnt find anything in my pockets today after my drinking last night but i did find a random coffee mug on the floor of my car
Oct 3 2010 1:34PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Last year I woke up after a night of drinking and there was a handwritten note in my pocket in my handwriting that said "fuck you" in permanent marker.  I was confused because apparently I didn't even do anything stupid, and I had no idea where I got a permanent marker from.
Oct 3 2010 1:37PM
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WBY
Posts: 332 - Karma: 136
chicken nugget...
Oct 3 2010 1:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,229
Glowsticks.

I find stanger things in my tent though. After nateva I found a trenchcoat, a pair of girls sunglasses, and a bunch of other random stuff.
Oct 3 2010 1:46PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Hello :)

I once found a rather long piece of rope, still don't know why it was there.
Oct 3 2010 1:54PM
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thisandthatfilms
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Oct 3 2010 1:55PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i came home one night and pulled 3 tshirts out of my pocket the next morning, i dont know how i got them
Oct 3 2010 1:56PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
i found a black and yellow ''danger'' plastic thingy, a bag full of squishy candy (greatest find ever, i was having munchies) and in a halloween costume that my dad wore i found 25 yr old kleenex (used and unused)
Oct 3 2010 1:57PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
i dont know how you fit them in your pockets
Oct 3 2010 2:04PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
rape?
Oct 3 2010 2:11PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i mean they were shorts with big pockets but seriously it was quite the feat
Oct 3 2010 2:14PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
ill say
Oct 3 2010 2:16PM
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Oct 3 2010 2:18PM
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Milksteak
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Dude....that's mad sketch.
Oct 3 2010 2:23PM
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no_steeze
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hahaha thats actually awesome

sometimes i feel like people need necklace i.d. tags when they get super wasted
Oct 3 2010 2:25PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Always money...
every year at the beginning of the season i find at least 5euro / 5dollar in my snowpants pockets .....

weirdest thing ever;
last week, after the first college party of the year, i got wasted and stumbled home (15min. walk through the city) when i got to my dorm i had sobered up a bit thanks to the fresh air and the stairs i had to take...

then when i begin to take off my cloths and go to sleep, i find a pint of beer still filled for 3/4 in my right pocket, i put it on my fridge and went to sleep, next morning i was so amazed i almost shit bricks !!

Sparknotes,
got wasted, took a full glass of beer from the bar, transported it in my pocket, walked 15min to my dorm, came home with still 3/4 of the content inside !
Oct 3 2010 3:28PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Last week i found an oven mitt, soggy paper matches, $.44, a random UVM ID that was unreadable, recces pieces MM's, an Old English Label and a roach in my pocket, must have been a good night
Oct 3 2010 4:15PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i havent really found anything super cool in my pockets lately, but whenever i drink i leave notes in my phone to myself so i can remember the night the next day, its funny because when i go back to read them it starts out like "10:22-sunglasses on top of fridge so they dont get broken" and then progresses to "2:40- te fkin ping din yiun er sssss"
Oct 3 2010 4:23PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,641
I found a package of guitar strings in my pocket last year. Where they came from, I have absolutely no idea.
Oct 3 2010 4:36PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
this would work if i didn't routinely put on my gear all throughout the summer and fall.
Oct 3 2010 4:36PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
When I get blacked out, I tend to send lots of texts. Its pretty great cause it helps me remember what happened. Its like reading a story about my life haha
Oct 3 2010 4:39PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
meth.
Oct 3 2010 4:40PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
14 courtside tickets to a Sacramento Kings preseason game. I win.
Oct 3 2010 4:42PM
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mtaylor
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
a slice of lime
Oct 3 2010 4:45PM
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apcaipse
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Lost these jeans when I was like 9, they were my favorite jeans ever, found them hidden in the basement with 20 bucks in them.
Oct 3 2010 7:04PM
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