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Stupid McDonalds ads

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WIllW
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so far they have had

rollerblading basketball in the innercity with full pads(tv commercial)

a snowboarding one which refers to a halfpipe as 'the tube'(tv)

and one with streetracers and stupid crap(magazine)

i hope they dont make a skiing one
May 2 2004 7:09PM
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west
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Its the worst attempt to capture a younger urban market I've ever seen. To be honest it's gross showing of corperate America's piss poor understanding of our generation.




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May 2 2004 7:13PM
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the_friesz
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Ya, it'd be better if corporations understood it's going to take more than advertising to make us like their products, they're probably going to have to make a worthwhile quality hamburger first!
May 2 2004 7:35PM
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strode
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innaccurate? we all know that ALL the homies play rollerbasketball in full pads and helmets! and come on EVERYBODY sits at their desk talking to themselves about their chicken nuggets.

i could pay a retarded monkey 32 cents, feed him mushrooms and stick a pencil up his ass and he could still write better advertising campaigns than mcdonalds



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May 2 2004 7:39PM
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tandan83
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i love the one where the guy stars salsa dancing and gets some hot chick all b/c he's eating the chicken nuggets


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May 2 2004 7:41PM
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uuhno
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thats hilarious strode



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May 2 2004 7:42PM
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SKItheBURG
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they've always had terrible commercials, same with subway

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May 2 2004 8:04PM
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lineskier10
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yeah the basketball on rollerblades was the best, i really wonder who thinks of those ads, its almost like they think of a decent add and then just fuck it up as much as possible
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May 2 2004 8:06PM
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Vtsnowski
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there ads work cause every one rembers them becuase they are so dumb



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May 2 2004 8:19PM
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T.L.
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or what about the justin timberlake song 'i'm lovin it' i saw a commercial for a cd today and thats an acual song HOW GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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May 2 2004 11:48PM
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Jaskittin
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Mcdonalds makes me want to mc vomit







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May 2 2004 11:59PM
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T.L.
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go up to the counter and order a meal saying Mc before every word. i oders like 3 mc chickens and a couple of fries and drinks and it took me like 3 mins to say my order and the guy looked at me like was retarded but maybe i am, i dunno but its funny as shit when they have the monopoly game goin cuz i take the instant food winners and stick them on the counter and tell them i thats what i want and they gotta sit there for a while and scrape the thing off the counter

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.
2. Try to fit in.
3. Drink the bong water.
May 3 2004 12:06AM
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Sdot
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GAH I hate the 'I'm lovin' it' shit. I'm so glad I don't really watch TV. My ears love me for it.


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May 3 2004 4:45AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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bada ba ba baaaaaaa I'm lovin it.

I personally relate to the commercials quite well and it makes me want McDonalds all the time.


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May 3 2004 5:42AM
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Lebbo
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Yeah or go into McDonalds and ask for a Whopper. I did that accidentally once and it didn't go down to well.

The McDonalds ads down here are saying that they are about to change or something. Seems like they are about to undergo a makeover to make the interior of their stores more trendy and all this other bullshit???

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May 3 2004 7:10AM
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jumpman
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Their ads are driving business away. Every time I hear that stupid bada ba ba baaa, I change the channel as fast as possible.


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May 3 2004 9:40AM
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T.L.
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my girlfriend works at mcdonalds and she freaks out if she hears that song


-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.
2. Try to fit in.
3. Drink the bong water.
May 3 2004 2:39PM
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Girays_Brother
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mcdonalds fucking sucks



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shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
May 3 2004 2:49PM
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*i<3snow*
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skitheBURG, yes, mcd's commercials are always stupid, but subways actually arent. the food subway displays is actually appealing, when the mcd's crap they show is just a bunch of grease.

but yes, i hate their commercials, and everything about mcdonalds. the songs are stupid... and phrases (example-i'm lovin' it) make me want to vomit, and the food is gross too.


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May 3 2004 3:08PM
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Stryken
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The McDonald's RADIO ads are the worst, with the fuckin crappy rapping. WHAT IS THAT? It is the worst stuff I've ever heard. I can't even begin to tell you how much those piss me off.

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May 3 2004 4:45PM
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r5tommy
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i love how when they sponsered the WSI rail jam each of their stickers had the word RAIL in huge letters
May 3 2004 4:49PM
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homestead
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go to burger king


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May 3 2004 5:52PM
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passion4this
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i dislike mcDonalds but I have friends there so I'm nice and don't talk too much shit... 'I'm lovin it' pisses thecrap out of me tho

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May 3 2004 6:09PM
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cams
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ba ba ba baaaa boycott??


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What's with all the hate?
May 3 2004 6:37PM
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Freestylindude
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haha i went through the drivethrough with my dad, and when he picked up our food, he looked at the lady and said
'I'm lovin it'
it was great. she didnt look too happy though

But heres a better story. I was riding in the back of a car with my friend, and his two brothers were up front. they ordered a small coke from the driv-thru, and after they got therir change and soda, and right before the window closed, the kid driving yelled 'FIRE IN THE HOLE!' and he chucked the coke back in through the window to splatter alllllll over th eplace. It was fucking hilarious.
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May 3 2004 6:56PM
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Ski-hobo
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mcdonalds sucks, boycott that shit
May 3 2004 7:07PM
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five0
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the one where the girl licks the guys face and then the pause...and his friend makes that noise was fucking awesome
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May 3 2004 7:09PM
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skicraze123
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fuckin macdonalds is disgusting
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May 3 2004 7:30PM
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T.L.
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i dont think any fast food ads will ever beat the quiznos ones with the little furry things


-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.
2. Try to fit in.
3. Drink the bong water.
May 3 2004 10:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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jack in the box ads are good sometimes
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