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Best Names for Bowls/Pieces

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Bodhisattva
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What are the best names for bowls and bongs and shit?

Right now i just got a greenish bowl named Buzz Lightyear

Sep 9 2010 12:09AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Wesley Pipes and Billy Bong Thornton /thread
Sep 9 2010 12:10AM
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garrettwiz
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Sep 9 2010 12:11AM
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Bodhisattva
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Im diggin the Billy Bong Thorton but not so much the Wesley Pipes but its still pretty sick
Sep 9 2010 12:12AM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
We know you smoke. It's awesome. Stop making weed threads. Thanks.
Sep 9 2010 12:14AM
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tuna.
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what is this, amateur hour? eva bongoria and puff daddy all the way
Sep 9 2010 12:14AM
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Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 138
thats more like it. Eva Bongoria, fuckin genius +k to you my friend
Sep 9 2010 12:19AM
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powday
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Mike Tyson. One hit and your knocked the fuck out.

Some kid in my brothers grade back in senior year of highschool had a bong names Mike Tyson. Back in like 03...when most you little NS kids were in middle school or elementary school.
Sep 9 2010 12:19AM
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Gnarshred
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I didn't make those up, if you don't know what those are from you don't smoke weed.
Sep 9 2010 12:21AM
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Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 138
im guessing thats from a movie and im guessing i probably have seen it.....but i dont study the names of pieces in movies. I prefer spending my time doing better things...like actually smokigng weed
Sep 9 2010 12:23AM
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Schlop
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My pipe was George W. Kush before it got stolen
Sep 9 2010 12:26AM
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jason...
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Got a bong with a bubbler bowl called "double bubble" at the moment. Get it, 'cause it bubbles twice.
Sep 9 2010 12:30AM
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Gnarshred
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I'm not even gonna bother with a reply. You are probably just too young for Half Baked.
Sep 9 2010 12:30AM
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IdaHomie
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razkabomb n mufasa
Sep 9 2010 12:31AM
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Bodhisattva
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ive seen half baked i just dont remember what their shit was called. i dont remember little details like that
Sep 9 2010 12:33AM
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bitchezluv=]
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Trolololo 12 year old alerT
Sep 9 2010 12:35AM
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KellyK
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ours is called john bong jovi. preeeeetty legit.
Sep 9 2010 12:36AM
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Bodhisattva
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Anything for you, my master...
Sep 9 2010 12:37AM
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KellyK
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hahahahahahahaha. i just yelled to my roommate about George W. Kush, and he yelled back Barrack Obonga. hahaha, fuck yes.
Sep 9 2010 12:39AM
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SeanTom
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USE ACRONYMS. The stories behind the names are fun to tell high.
Sep 9 2010 12:41AM
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laxstar
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one of my bongs is named barry bongs... all i got for you
Sep 9 2010 2:02AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
clifford the big red bong
Sep 9 2010 2:02AM
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Scott0_robot0
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i have a black and white piece named charlie chaplin
Sep 9 2010 2:04AM
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Nico_G
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My friend has a bubbler with obamas face on the front and he calls it Commander in kief and everytime someone smokes it they have to put kief on it
Sep 9 2010 2:08AM
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InYourBrain
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i got a 4 perc called porky. inside joke i guess.
Sep 9 2010 2:08AM
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theabortionator
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Name 100% depends on the bowl. Must really fit the piece.


First off you just smoked for the first time 2 months ago. Second your pipes were probably purchased from the fucking citgo station. Buy some real fucking art glass, smoke a little more, and then think of a real name.


Threaded thread thread /thread.
Sep 9 2010 2:25AM
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foodisfun
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got a medicali steamroller named cherry garcia (cherries well) aka melky carbrera (milllllky hits)

have seen a nice frosted bong named abongable snowman

Sep 9 2010 2:40AM
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stanners101
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i call my spoon pipe 'the situation'
Sep 9 2010 7:42AM
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dirtylion27
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my friend had a huge triple perk like 24 in bong and it was named Nostradamus
Sep 9 2010 8:22AM
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Dan.P
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Denzel Kushington
Sep 9 2010 8:27AM
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Gnarshred
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along the same vein, anyone ever used an incredibowl?? HOLY FUCK! haa
Sep 9 2010 9:41AM
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Craze
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El KaBong
Sep 9 2010 9:45AM
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MattWeiss
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this.  it has to come to you, smoke it a few times then name it, dont force a name
Sep 9 2010 9:47AM
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Billek
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My friend has a tripple perc, gilled downstem, glass on glass bony that's just small enough to smoke yourself. - -typical, I kniw, but its nice-- We call it Sampson because its always fun to talk to him.

My other friend has a straight tube, kinda like a steamroller, glass on glass of course, and we call it a bong.

My friend has a wooden piece he made himself like 5 years ago that we call Fizgig. Fizgig is some hairy ball from 'The Dark Crystal' and at that time, we we're calling any ghetto rigged item we made a fizgig.

My freshman year dormroom lightbulb cape was dubbed Incredibulb.

We call blunts sticks cus i had a game rolled up in my ear as i was going out to smoke. Girl asked "Is that a stick?" in a typical dumb girl voice. It has stuck with me since then.

Sep 9 2010 10:10AM
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Swervasaurus
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my friend had a bong with a green lizard crawling up the side so we called it sticky greens or lizard king
Sep 9 2010 10:11AM
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dlilly
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Jack the Ripper. Gets you ripped.
Sep 9 2010 10:29AM
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Loges
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my bong i got at a reggae festival is called Kokopelli for certain reasons

I have a bubbler thats dubbed the hurricane cause it fuckin wrecks shit and the spirals in the piece make it look like a cyclone
Sep 9 2010 10:50AM
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rickety_cricket
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My friend has one with a green dragon wrapped around it so we called it serendipity.
Sep 9 2010 10:51AM
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Proze
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Sambo the samurai, Bong of Destiny, Daewoo Lanos, Black peter, Morpheus, The Orb of Confusion, brad nowell, Ruca, Gamehenge, Philmore West and Philmore East, The economy, mcgregor, Thumper, lowl, the pacific and the atlantic, the Nuge, savage henry, The Moulin Rouge, Ocean Toast, Shroom of Doom, The Nintendo Bowl, Optimus Prime, Dr. Zogg, Pinocchio, Milky Way, The Once-Ler previously Jack Johnson, Side car Bob, Binky, Kingston, Borgin, Jake, Surely,
Sep 9 2010 1:10PM
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Big_Spence
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i name all of my pieces after hot girls i know personally. haha


/creepy
Sep 9 2010 1:20PM
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pomme-de-terre
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only one that matters.

"you just smoked out of a daewoo lanos muthafucka!!!"
Sep 9 2010 2:17PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I have a 2.5 ft Jerome Baker named Tyson. Had it since 00. One of my friends hit it once, coughed violently, and his nose started bleeding. The name Tyson seemed fitting.
Sep 9 2010 2:25PM
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Kellso
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my friend has a 4 ft. bong and we call it Genghis Bong
Sep 9 2010 2:28PM
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Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 138
I've smoked for the past 2 years and i only by blunts at gas stations they dont fuckin sell bowls there. I buy bowls in downtown chicago at headshops
Sep 9 2010 2:30PM
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yuck
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looks like a lot of sciency bullshit to me

http://theincredibowl.com/site/?page_id=306


sure it may get you nice and ripped but so will any good dank. they try to make this thing look like rocket science, im not buyin it.

Sep 9 2010 2:31PM
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tag_team
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ive got a bubbler i call bartholomew hunt

Sep 9 2010 2:31PM
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Mr.Feeny
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i cant believe no one said bong marley...
Sep 9 2010 4:45PM
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DERS.
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for meh lovely chillum
named her chillary clinton
Sep 9 2010 4:53PM
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Gnarshred
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I dunno, you just gotta smoke one, its pretty insane. Even with the little one, you can take like bong sized rips and not even feel it. Most places I think you have to be a medical patient to get one, but my friends had their cards last year and picked one up. As far as tech-pieces go, its top notch. I still prefer some sweet artsy glass, but sometimes you just gotta go with the science! haha
Sep 9 2010 6:17PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Billy Haze
Sep 9 2010 6:21PM
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Mooserz
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my buddy has a piece named Neptune. Nep for short.
Sep 9 2010 6:25PM
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