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Dave Pauls is carrying my baby

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Drail
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first off I would like to appologize to both Stacey and Karyn.

second, i would like to say that Dave - you were the best ever... and i wouldn't take it back for the world.

but, seriously - we have to talk. call me tomorrow, i'll be at my mom's at like 5pm (but i think you're going to a show in T., so we'll see what happens).

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
Apr 27 2004 10:58PM
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loganimlach
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nigggggggas!
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Apr 27 2004 10:59PM
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P-JO
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^good comment.




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Apr 27 2004 11:06PM
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skiierman
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you pregnant?


'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
Apr 27 2004 11:26PM
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EaStCoaSt11
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eww get an abortion




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Apr 28 2004 2:24AM
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Deann
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abortions tickle...well thats atleast what i have heard
Apr 28 2004 10:15AM
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Lateralis
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im happy for you


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Apr 28 2004 10:55AM
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kristen
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kill it.
Apr 29 2004 12:33PM
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skiierman
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/\ lucky? fuck that, babies mess your life up major. means no more skiing.


'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
Apr 29 2004 4:37PM
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kristen
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they don't mess up your life if you're planning on one.
Apr 29 2004 6:17PM
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con_cept
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Nobody PLANS on having a baby!

Your parents are liars, and you were a mistake, face it... I did, and everyday it gets easier.



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Apr 29 2004 6:19PM
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skiierman
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/\ true dat, men only carry lil' spermies.


'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
Apr 29 2004 7:37PM
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Skibum420
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coat hanger anyone?

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Apr 29 2004 10:19PM
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kristen
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excuse me. guys can to have babies. didn't you see Junior with Arnold? i rest my case.

and of course ppl PLAN to have babies. not everyone is a mistake.
Apr 29 2004 11:23PM
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icecreamsandwich
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darryl we will call you tonight...possibly even stop by....drink some colt 45 maybe. oh tonight would be friday.

and i must say. im hurt dave....carrying another womans baby? geeezzz. i never would have thought you would do this. and darryl you are ....fucking dead. got it?

teehee.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Apr 30 2004 8:08AM
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404404
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Lets get you some booze






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Apr 30 2004 8:12AM
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ductapeboy
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te he. stacey was gona catch on soon any ways... im starting to show. te he. tonight we dance. and drink. isn't it suposed to rain? we should go camping.


Dave Pauls
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Apr 30 2004 10:27AM
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Drail
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dude, camping, yea - it's suposed to be like lightning and stuff. so sick.

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
Apr 30 2004 2:52PM
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Lanemeyers
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Maybe that lightning will illuminate Pauls face like it did on that sweet December evening Daryl? The thunder merely a nostalgic audio recount of the two of you passionately clutching one anothers bodies as you tumbled about in your expedition tent, the Polar Fleece a landing strip for your sweaty torsos.

Best of luck throughtout your term Dave... Try and stay off the hooch if you don't want the kids head to turnout like a mango....

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Apr 30 2004 3:26PM
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wntrwill
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we all know dave pauls goes for no one over the age of 16.
Apr 30 2004 3:38PM
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five0
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this reminds of the time i convinced the whole school i was pregnant like in that one movie...yeah im a guy too...tehe
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