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Stuff you have to be able to do before becoming a "real" man

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skiminnesota
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let the festivities commence

number 1:

a manly man can back up trailers of various sizes into places boys cannot.

number 2:

a real man knows how to start a fire without using lighter fluid, matches are acceptable however no match only adds to the manly'ness

number 3-infinity:

(insert your qualification of being a man)


(i gained my inspiration for this from the higher things thread :)
Aug 29 2010 4:40PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
mhm what about 4) Have sex
Aug 29 2010 4:41PM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
pee in her butt.
Aug 29 2010 4:42PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
being able to chop wood. It is a true art that only men can do.
Aug 29 2010 4:42PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
eat out an asshole
Aug 29 2010 4:43PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Minimum of 10 beers in an hour.
Aug 29 2010 4:43PM
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austinmetsch
Posts: 525 - Karma: 17
drive stick
Aug 29 2010 4:43PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Poop in the woods. That is a total must.
Aug 29 2010 4:44PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
i think you can stop at "a real man can back a car or truck up." I know guys who have been driving for years and suck at driving in reverse.

a real man can drive through the city with no problem and doesn't panic everytime a cab honks at them.
Aug 29 2010 4:44PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
Mow lawn or chop/saw wood.
Aug 29 2010 4:45PM
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Aton.Jones
Posts: 350 - Karma: 34
truth.
Aug 29 2010 4:45PM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
kill an elk with a knife.
Aug 29 2010 4:46PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Effectively light a fart
Aug 29 2010 4:46PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
kill a man with your bare hands

OR

kill a bear with your man hands!
Aug 29 2010 4:47PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
The Manliest man of all time

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Aug 29 2010 4:47PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
learn how to grill, and pee in her butt
Aug 29 2010 4:48PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Be able to drink straight bourbon or scotch, depending on preference.
Aug 29 2010 4:49PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
So being able to do these things makes you a man?? I got both of those on lock I'm 16.. Adding to the list a man can down shots with no chaser. A man can talk down people who are "troublesome" Aka heckling jackasses. I'll think of more later I like this thread though
Aug 29 2010 4:49PM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
A man can effectively barter/haggle/trade etc...
Aug 29 2010 4:52PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Real men don't make sandwiches, we have women for that
Aug 29 2010 4:52PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
kill a grizzly bear with their bare hands and eat its heart?

but all men should be able to set up a tent, and be able to do at least minor work on their own car/truck
Aug 29 2010 4:54PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
Change his own oil

Run a chainsaw

Drive well in any weather condition

General maintenance around the house

take shots without bitching

drive stick

 
Aug 29 2010 4:59PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
i met him in an outdoors store and talked to him for a little bit /claim



Aug 29 2010 5:02PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
. and like brewski said, drink 10 beers in an hour
Aug 29 2010 5:03PM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
make her cum before you cum
Aug 29 2010 5:04PM
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.travis.
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hahahaha touche.
Aug 29 2010 5:05PM
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spike.
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lawl nice one

Aug 29 2010 5:07PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
done that.


climbing a mountain
commercial fishing on the high seas.
waking up with a shot of jd.
drinking 1951 martinis
drinking islay single malt scotch
knowing how to dress yourself
owning a motorcycle made before 1980 with clubman bars


Aug 29 2010 5:10PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
not just grill but cook well
Aug 29 2010 5:10PM
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Blurst
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can you drink 2 beers in an hour?
Aug 29 2010 5:10PM
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geteducated
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knowing how to sail single hand.
Aug 29 2010 5:10PM
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skiminnesota
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knowing how to operate a chainsaw and other small engine yard tools

having a leather wallet
Aug 29 2010 5:14PM
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Proletariat.
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Are you even old enough to watch a PG-13 movie let alone down some brews?
Aug 29 2010 5:15PM
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Hansel2
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vote republican
Aug 29 2010 5:19PM
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BrewskiJr
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Those aren't girls. They are men.


And not "have done that before". But can do it consistently with no bad side effects
Aug 29 2010 5:21PM
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theabortionator
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Fuck a donkey
Aug 29 2010 5:27PM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
.
Aug 29 2010 5:30PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
this
Aug 29 2010 5:34PM
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BrewskiJr
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At my best I can pregame 10 beers and just be drunk and not too bad
Aug 29 2010 5:37PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Change brakes on a car
Use a torch

Aug 29 2010 5:38PM
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BIG-DUMPS
Posts: 587 - Karma: 26
Pee in her butt, while driving stick and bbq'ing.
Aug 29 2010 5:38PM
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Negro_Jesus
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have a penis
Aug 29 2010 5:41PM
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J.DUKE
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roof your house.

fix your own truck

grill anything

tie a fly. catch a trout with said fly. grill said fish

arrow a buck at 15 yards on your back 40.
Aug 29 2010 5:45PM
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rickety_cricket
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Wipe your ass with 30 grit sandpaper.


Aug 29 2010 5:51PM
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charmander
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real men prefer pickup trucks to subarus 110% of the time.
Aug 29 2010 5:52PM
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theabortionator
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Ah, the wall. I shutter at the thought. Most times you never see it coming, the only time you realize it's there as after you've hit it head on. Then sadly, it is too late, and you are fucked. It should have warning signs. Who ever invented the god damn wall was a sick person.
Aug 29 2010 5:55PM
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little1337
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ha! drive would be exceptible because everyone knows women arent allowed to drive
Aug 29 2010 6:17PM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
Hank Hill is the definition of an real man.
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Aug 29 2010 6:20PM
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mega.
Posts: 495 - Karma: 16
shotgun a beer in 6 seconds or less... using only his bare hands to open the can.
Aug 29 2010 6:20PM
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I_Am_Mod
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Axe is much manlier then a saw .....

just throwing that out there...



Aug 29 2010 6:22PM
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no_steeze
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i have a friend who consistently shows up to parties at like 10-10:30 and is passed out in a pile of his own puke by 11:30

he seems to enjoy it...we call it the hour of power
Aug 29 2010 6:22PM
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