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God damn insurance company
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Today i get a letter from my insurance company that says ' your policy was cancelled due to a trampoline on the premises.'Assholes. Well i'm gonna go get gasoline to torch the insurance building. Then i'm going to take the insurance agent and shove him in a pit of hot tar. Then I'll drown his wife and 17 kids in a lake. Problem solved.
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Eat bleach and die.
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youre homeowners insurance got canceled for having a trampoline? what?
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hey i like the insurance company.... i got into a skiing accident and had to go in the helicopter and the insurance paid for like $4,000 dollars of the helicopter payment. go insurance company.
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So do you have to get rid of the trampoline or get new insurance? B/C if you lose the tramp, I'll take it!
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Andrew
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Yea dude, there's something about having a trampoline requires high risk insurance, that's fricken gay because my friend just got his trampoline and 3 days later his parents found out =( so only he can jump on it
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i have a trampoline, its just like 40 feet away from my house so i dont land on my house!
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haha what were his parents not going to find out? its pretty big, but damn i didnt know that and we have one
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nah my parents are getting a new company but it was really odd
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