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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
So the situation. Ex - friend sends people to my house saying that their is a party while my parents and sister are home. This kid acts about 10 years younger than he is and I have had some issues with him in the past.

Please don't tell me to be the bigger person.

Aug 17 2010 10:18PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
be the bigger person... and use your size to kick his ass
Aug 17 2010 10:24PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
option 1. beat his ass.

option 2. stash drugs in his possession and call the cops. (actually don't do that because that's really bogus.)

option 3. nail his sister.

option 4. bang his girl, or any girl he likes.

option 5. let it go for now and get him when he's least expecting it.
Aug 17 2010 10:24PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
pee in his butt?
Aug 17 2010 10:25PM
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carboard_SOUP
Posts: 151 - Karma: 14
A. Post Name and Contact info on 4chan. tell them he violently murdered your cat. dont ask them to do it say feel free to do it.
B. Poopsenders.com
C. If he has a car fuck around with it (or anything he really likes in absence of car)
D. Fuck his mom and send him the video of it
Aug 17 2010 10:28PM
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carboard_SOUP
Posts: 151 - Karma: 14
I can give you ideas for C if you need them.
Aug 17 2010 10:28PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
if youre serious about this dont do anything that can cause financial/legal damage. you want revenge, not a court case. with that said...
have an ACTUAL party as his house while he is gone.
Aug 17 2010 10:34PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Bologna Stamp Penis on the hood.

/thread
Aug 17 2010 10:36PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
So did the party happen or what?
Aug 17 2010 10:36PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
i just came in here to see what number this posted.
Aug 17 2010 10:38PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
Put a paper bag full of poop on his porch, and set it on fireee.
Aug 17 2010 10:38PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
but dont you leik have to ring the doorbell walks out and stomps on it to put out the fire?!?!?!?!
Aug 17 2010 10:42PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321

HAHA yea!!!

WOAH EVERYONE LOOK @ HIS POSTCOUNT, ITS 1337. SCREENSHOT SOMEONE

Aug 17 2010 10:43PM
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Tyrone
Posts: 315 - Karma: 26
lol works all the time.
Aug 17 2010 10:44PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
lol it had to be done
Aug 17 2010 10:56PM
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DJohnson
Posts: 444 - Karma: 11
i would suggest everything mentioned here
Aug 17 2010 11:23PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Flaming dog poop baggie sets the porch on fire.  House burns down.
Aug 17 2010 11:24PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
captured
Aug 17 2010 11:25PM
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carboard_SOUP
Posts: 151 - Karma: 14
E. castrate him with a rusty spork
Aug 17 2010 11:31PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I have already chosen the spoon.
Aug 17 2010 11:42PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
fuck him with a rake!!
Aug 17 2010 11:59PM
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littlefirsty
Posts: 372 - Karma: 19
give his number to ugly fat chicks and tell them to meet at his house. or give him herpees
Aug 18 2010 10:29AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Congratulations on your win.
Aug 18 2010 10:42AM
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steezilicious
Posts: 130 - Karma: 15

make an ad on craigslist for a honda civic in detroit for $10,000 using his phone number.

Aug 18 2010 10:54AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
if you want him to be psychologically attacked via every social networking outlet than post all of his info (cell phone, facebook) on 4chan in the /b/ section.

Trust me, its your best option. Not only will it be an anonymous vengeance but it can be to a relatively controlled degree if you only post cell phone or something like that.

The WORST thing you could do however would be to ask them to spam his fbook with porn which would probably get it deleted within the hour.
Aug 18 2010 11:00AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7481 - Karma: 36,032
take phone and change the names around.
Aug 18 2010 11:37AM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Here's how to hack his facebook.

1. Make a fake email.
2. Go to facebook.
3. Go to the help center.
4. Go to persons facebook you want to hack.
5. Click account retrieval thing.
6. Log out.
7. In the account retrieval, click that you've had your account stolen and your email was also stolen.
8. Fill in all the info required. Put in everything they ask.
9. When they send your bogus email an email, click it.
10. Respond and tell them that you'd like your accounts password because you need it back.
11. Wait for facebook to delete the account.
12. Laugh evilly.


Aug 18 2010 12:17PM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
1. steal
2. pawn
3. profit
Aug 18 2010 12:20PM
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