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How do you wipe?

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elemeno89
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this is interesting, because i heard this conversation on the morning radio.  apparently people stand?  im the type that sits and leans. 
Aug 11 2010 7:55PM
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senorpuppy
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Aug 12 2010 12:28AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
what if it ripped and you fingered your anus ?
Aug 12 2010 12:38AM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
rub my ass on the walls, after about 10 minutes im pretty clean.
Aug 12 2010 12:41AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
standing up?
Aug 12 2010 12:44AM
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Malcolm
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jesus
Aug 12 2010 1:11AM
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rsvp
Posts: 1516 - Karma: 2,611
I honestly thought everybody stood.
but yeah. standing, bottom to top. repeat as necessary.
Aug 12 2010 2:01AM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
shitty thread
Aug 12 2010 2:04AM
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DJohnson
Posts: 444 - Karma: 11
with right hand from top to bottom twice while sitting
Aug 12 2010 2:06AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
dang.. got some new tricks to try out
Aug 12 2010 2:13AM
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CorruptArmada
Posts: 272 - Karma: 549
I don't understand why anyone who stand and wipe. In the process of getting up, doesn't shit get on your ass and somewhat spread creating more of a mess to clean up?
Aug 12 2010 2:19AM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
who the fuck ever thought standing up was the appropriate convenient and effective way of wiping your ass?
Aug 12 2010 2:24AM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
Im a stander
Aug 12 2010 2:30AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
i wipe in circles like i brush my teeth
Aug 12 2010 2:49AM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
sitting from balls to back with 4 squares of 2 ply folded twice in half thus making it 1 square of 8 ply. one wipe, then fold that in half to make a rectangle of 16 ply and one more wipe. repeat one more time. but sometimes, cheap mofos amd restaurants half only ply but i dont realize and it throws me off. i get frustrated!
Aug 12 2010 6:19AM
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1337
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Aug 12 2010 7:30AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i knew i already revealed my wiping technique to NSers, this thread is a repost !

:D

Aug 12 2010 7:44AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
just think of our thread as a new edition.  like a college text book. 
Aug 12 2010 5:33PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
sitting
Aug 12 2010 5:37PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
she licks it
Aug 12 2010 6:16PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
sitting, like a normal human being.
Aug 12 2010 6:55PM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
Put one cheek on one side of the toilet seat and then stretch the other cheek onto the opposite side so you feel a pull. Shit falls right out. No need for toilet paper.
Aug 12 2010 7:08PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
stand and whip.
sitting and wiping is gross, your hand is like 5 cm from your shit
Aug 12 2010 7:11PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
i thought you were normal
Aug 12 2010 7:11PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
i am. i just stand.
Aug 12 2010 7:13PM
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Jimmy.
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i have never heard of sitting and wiping.
Aug 12 2010 7:15PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
i thought that everyone else did and only i stood up and wiped. now i am happy that i am not alone
Aug 12 2010 7:18PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
I stand every time.
Aug 12 2010 9:41PM
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kietzmann4g
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i just get ur mom to lick my asshole clean...
Aug 12 2010 11:27PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
This

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Aug 12 2010 11:54PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
haha yes but sometimes i shit then magically just wipe once and im done idk its awesome saves time
Aug 12 2010 11:59PM
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MADDECENT
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Sitting. I was shocked when I found out people stand.
Aug 13 2010 12:00AM
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I.B
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Aug 13 2010 1:46AM
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I.B
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Aug 13 2010 1:47AM
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FerrisBueller
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bahahahahah made me lol so hard
Aug 13 2010 1:55AM
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FerrisBueller
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somehow your precision is expressed truthfully by your name. sorry for the sterotype.
Aug 13 2010 1:57AM
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Otter.
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Shamwow cleans shit right up
Aug 13 2010 2:00AM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10447 - Karma: 10,018
Standing, though somewhat hybridized now. Never knew people wiped sitting until a few years ago. Total shock.

There was a thread on TGR about it with a poll and if I recall correctly, it was about 35-40% standing, 60-65% sitting, with both sides in utter shock over the other method.
Aug 13 2010 2:00AM
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ED.
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Sitting down like normal people? Standing just doesn't work out right

Aug 13 2010 2:03AM
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Arabian.
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Iggy you need to post moar. This is exactly what I do.
Aug 13 2010 2:03AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
well ive come up with a possible theory.  i think that because no one ever talks about wiping their ass with other people, they can just assume that the way they do it is the way that the whole world does it.
Aug 13 2010 6:09AM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
WAIT... AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THEIR MOM DO IT?
Aug 13 2010 12:38PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
im in the shanghai holiday inn right now getting free wifi and i just farted on the couch with people i dont know all around me. no one cared. My Life Is Asian
Aug 16 2010 10:57AM
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mmmpoundcake
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 149
this
Aug 16 2010 11:00AM
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babujib
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word nikkah
Aug 16 2010 11:03AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
i never knew people sit down to wipe until a few years ago. i guess i wipe standing up because thats how you're positioned when your mom does it through the early years.

so standing, with right hand, wipe bottom to top.
Aug 16 2010 11:05AM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
Wtf people stand?
Sitting FTW!
Aug 16 2010 11:09AM
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Turnup_swiperigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 108
this
Aug 16 2010 11:18AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
shamwow. what quality. that stuff is like folding toilet paper like twelve times then wrapping it in silk.
Aug 20 2010 9:33AM
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dopesause
Posts: 134 - Karma: 34
i...dont wipe..i dump in the woods..
Aug 20 2010 10:09AM
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I.B
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Aug 20 2010 12:17PM
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