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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
this is interesting, because i heard this conversation on the morning radio.  apparently people stand?  im the type that sits and leans. 
Aug 11 2010 7:55PM
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Profpimpcain
Posts: 395 - Karma: 62
I lean like a cholo and wipe from top to bottom... i guess most people go from bottom to top, but i find that really uncomfortable
Aug 11 2010 7:56PM
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owned
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
people stand to wipe their ass? thats the first time i've ever heard that lol.

I'm like you
Aug 11 2010 7:56PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
right hand, hole towards back, never towards balls
Aug 11 2010 7:57PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
i wipe with toilet paper, sitting....The normal way lol.
Aug 11 2010 7:57PM
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Banjo
Posts: 178 - Karma: 13
Sit.

Standing just sounds messy.
Aug 11 2010 7:58PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Exactly like me.
Aug 11 2010 7:58PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
All sitting

first I get that sweaty spot at the top of the crack, then work upwards from chode to asshole

great thread!
Aug 11 2010 8:00PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
dude.  i thought i was the only one.  people are always like " youll get shit on your balls."  never happened to me.  however i do think it adds extra flavor for the ladies... jkjk.
Aug 11 2010 8:01PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
i dont wipe
Aug 11 2010 8:03PM
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Profpimpcain
Posts: 395 - Karma: 62
we could be butt buddies?
Aug 11 2010 8:04PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
wtf
i just stand up and wipe from the back
Aug 11 2010 8:07PM
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dat.ass.
Posts: 116 - Karma: 10
i take about 10 squares and make a thick peice about to squares long. i then wipe from gooch back, then i fold the tp in half, then wipe from back to gooch. i then repeat as necessary till the only thing i see on the tp are my ass hairs.
Aug 11 2010 8:08PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
uhh i just stand up, turn around, and my mom wipes it...duh
Aug 11 2010 8:08PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
fold up some tp in half a few times.
wipe from back to front sitting down.
Aug 11 2010 8:09PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
SEARCH BAR

No, I'm serious, there have been multiple threads on this.
Aug 11 2010 8:10PM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
this...

but actually, i do stand ocassionally
Aug 11 2010 8:11PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
sit and wipe unless there is some serious work to be done, then ill stand
Aug 11 2010 8:12PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
i stand on occasion, especially if im in a hurry. and i got several back and forth swipes beginning at the hole and ending slightly above.
Aug 11 2010 8:14PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
with the toilet brush fuckers I don't mess around.
Aug 11 2010 8:27PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
front to back dawg
Aug 11 2010 8:32PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
i tape toilet paper to a coat hanger
Aug 11 2010 8:45PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
Sometimes I stand and grab my balls and dick so I can get right in there and clean it right!
Aug 11 2010 9:13PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i like to mix it up. i always wipe different ways, but i'm not really sure why.
Aug 11 2010 9:15PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
I stand and wipe- that way you get full access- dont want anything being left behind
Aug 11 2010 9:16PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
ha i must be the only person who stands, i honestly thought everyone stood, and i wipe up twice down once and up again (i fold the tp in half everytime.)
Aug 11 2010 9:17PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
sit, reach back and fluch. too easy
Aug 11 2010 10:32PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
oh thats how bulgarians wipe!
Aug 11 2010 10:35PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
that sounds like an old school nintendo code or something.  haha.
Aug 11 2010 10:38PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Stand, stick your ass out like a 9th grade girl and wipe from gooch to top of crack. Repeat other direction, repeat in total twice.
Aug 11 2010 10:41PM
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Kapital
Posts: 504 - Karma: 38
Lean forward and wipe from hole to upper crack... like a normal person
Aug 11 2010 10:44PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
be a man use your hand


i stand, sitting just sounds awkward. it also seems like you couldnt do as good a job.
Aug 11 2010 10:44PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Lol wut?

And what ButtonGwinnett said for me. Only way to do it.
Aug 11 2010 10:50PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
the true question is FOLD OR CRUMPLE?
i do a little bit of both
Aug 11 2010 10:51PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
fold.  when you have two ply and fold it, it becomes four ply. 
Aug 11 2010 10:52PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
standing up. bottom from top. only way i do it. thought everyone did it this way.
Aug 11 2010 10:53PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Im a man i use my hand.
No but rly stand.
Aug 11 2010 11:01PM
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Slettalaen
Posts: 366 - Karma: 120
i sit and wipe from back towards balls, its very funny that ive never wiped the opposite direction gotta try that out next time lol
Aug 11 2010 11:02PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i perfected pooping so i dont have to wipe, its quite easy actually
Aug 11 2010 11:04PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
lean with it. i would feel super awkward if i stood
Aug 11 2010 11:04PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
i find the nearest sharp object and scoop.
Aug 11 2010 11:07PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
The fuck? People stand?!

What is that shit?


Also i hate when I have to wipe because the poop just wont go away and then I realize my asshole is bleeding.
Aug 11 2010 11:33PM
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senorpuppy
Posts: 264 - Karma: 10
[IMG]northerngardening.com/images2008/super_shovel.jpg[/IMG]
Aug 11 2010 11:43PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
How do I wipe what? Chloroform on the rag? Carefully.
Aug 11 2010 11:46PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629

i found the genius.

Aug 11 2010 11:49PM
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J.Quest
Posts: 149 - Karma: 20
Folding takes too much time. I just crumple that shit
Aug 11 2010 11:51PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
someone isn't self-concious
Aug 11 2010 11:53PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
sitting
Aug 11 2010 11:54PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629

i live on a farm.Click for larger image

Aug 11 2010 11:58PM
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Epillz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 384
http://www.inquisitr.com/25985/comfort-wipe-will-change-the-way-you-wipe-your-ass/

some funny shit!
sorry for embed
Aug 12 2010 12:07AM
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snowisawesome
Posts: 447 - Karma: 76
Standing of course.  But i wrap the toilet paper around my hand and then wipe.  It provides great gripping power and if it's not to dirty you can rotate it 180 degrees and use the other side.  and always gooch back.
Aug 12 2010 12:18AM
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