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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Need some pickup lines ASAP, and yes I know I could go to Ladies man, but more people see NSG quick.

Here is my plan:

I get in the Baseball Hall of Fame for free (I live next to it) and this weekend is induction weekend. There are lots of people there, including, women. I'm going there and hitting on exactly 100 girls. I'm hoping to get numbers from just a small amount, say 20 percent.

That being said, quick, I'm leaving at 2 (in 20 minutes) I need baseball related pickup lines.

Any line that works on a girl at the HOF will be rewarded, I will send you a picture of the girl your line worked with, and maybe something else


GO!
Jul 23 2010 1:41PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
noooo, you should have sent him the link, so he has to go through 5 pages of "inb4 ECB" like every other legit member
Jul 23 2010 5:43PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
Nice shoes, let us fuck.
Jul 23 2010 8:05PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
how bout we take this back to my place and practice another american past-time
Jul 23 2010 8:14PM
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.JPolster
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on a scale of 1 to 10 can i touch your tits
Jul 23 2010 8:30PM
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OoobeFu_k
Posts: 327 - Karma: 49
LMAO this is the funniest thing i have ever heard!!!! made my fucking WEEK! hahaha
and just be like bitch dont you kno who i am..... she'll of coarse so no..... youll be like im ECB!! ive got 1917 Posts... im fucking insane!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 23 2010 8:37PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
So there was one hot girl while I was there, who was with her family, but I still talked to her. Told her my name was ECB. She walked away.

And there is a hot worker there, and I know from another worker that she is jewish, so my line for that is "You had me at Shalom".



And I'm going back tomorrow, hopefully more girls there tomorrow, in which case I still have all these lines down.......
Jul 23 2010 9:47PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
mh, i wonder why?
Jul 23 2010 9:48PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
"Is your name Ruth? Cause your a Babe."

Then proceed to further wow her with a hardy laugh.
Jul 23 2010 9:49PM
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OoobeFu_k
Posts: 327 - Karma: 49
this thread is fucking awsome!
Jul 23 2010 9:50PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I'm thinking because I wasn't wearing my Chinese Suit, rather just an average t-shirt. The silk Chinese suit should do it tomorrow
Jul 23 2010 9:50PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
im think maybe she some how knew or found out about newschoolers, and just happened to click on NSG and happened to see the thread about you fucking your cousin.

lol jokes
Jul 23 2010 9:52PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Well after she turned around, I said, Hey Mom!

Just kidding, she probably has an urban dictionary account and knew who it was, damn you 1337.!
Jul 23 2010 9:53PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
hahaha, i went on urban dictonary. 1337. YOU ARE A GOD!
Jul 23 2010 9:56PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
This is amazing.
Jul 23 2010 9:58PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
ECB 113 up, 1 down

buy ecb mugs, tshirts and magnets
To have sex with a distant relative, only to find she is closer related then you previously thought. Named after the notorious ECB from ns, who got with his "third" cousin after getting her drunk, and claiming the story until his parents sat him down and told him the truth.
Are you my cousin? because I totally want to ECB you
ecb sex incest date rape cousins
by 1337.$ Jul 17, 2010 share this

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ECB
Jul 23 2010 10:00PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
is it just me, or does Carlton Fisk's mitt smell like chloroform?
Jul 23 2010 10:01PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I saw Tony Gwynn today, maybe I can use him to my advantage next time, he is soooo fat.
Jul 23 2010 10:02PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
hahahah that is hilarious
Jul 23 2010 10:03PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
ECB: I fucked my cousin and I bet she's better than you.
Girl: Go away
Jul 23 2010 10:06PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
ECB: do you play?
her: baseball?
ECB: no, play with random strangers penises.
Jul 23 2010 10:13PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
pure gold
Jul 23 2010 10:23PM
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steezilicious
Posts: 130 - Karma: 15
or when she bends over you can pee in her butt
Jul 23 2010 10:29PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
instead of your number, write down the link to the cousin thread on a napkin and give it to her.

Jul 23 2010 10:32PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
this
Jul 23 2010 10:40PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
bump i wanna find out the success of the next day
Jul 31 2010 9:45PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
Hi there, how are things?
Jul 31 2010 9:56PM
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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125

GTFO,

 you and your skyline lalz

Jul 31 2010 11:23PM
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Cheezcake.
Posts: 721 - Karma: 22
solid fifteen seconds of laughing.
Jul 31 2010 11:27PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
ECB: "you give me a boner. its only fair if you help me out with it."
Jul 31 2010 11:31PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
i still cant believe i didnt get credit for this quote...
Jul 31 2010 11:33PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,248
tytyty
Jul 31 2010 11:46PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
awwww sheeeet
Jul 31 2010 11:55PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
yes
Jul 31 2010 11:59PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
win
Aug 1 2010 12:02AM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
I will go with an original here but:

Does this smell like cloriform?

Always works
Aug 1 2010 12:05AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
You: Can I buy you or a drink? ( Or something like that)
Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: I have a goldfish
Girl: What?
You: I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter
Aug 1 2010 12:29AM
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Mtougas
Posts: 870 - Karma: 77
Wanna play ball, i could throw my balls right in your glove...along with my bat. fuck i dont know
Aug 1 2010 12:37AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
this should actually work on 10%
Aug 1 2010 1:55AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Haha, my buddy tried that on some girl and she came back with "You can keep your fruit to yourself, cause I like meat"

It was fucking hilarious, we still give him shit about it
Aug 1 2010 1:59AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
i've shat my pants.

can i get in yours?
Aug 1 2010 11:20AM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
ew, no.
Aug 1 2010 2:55PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
does this smell like chloroform to you?
Aug 5 2010 6:49AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
ECB: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
ECB: When you got drafted by the pirates?
Her: Lol situational humour i like you
Aug 5 2010 7:17AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,248
put on your game face
grab some capt'n morgan
get with some ladies
?????
profit

this man looks like he's enjoying that lifestyle
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Aug 5 2010 7:20AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Is that Rick?

And anyways, this plan sorta worked, I got a girls number who worked in the hall of fame, and a bunch of girls I tried these lines on just walked away from me. I think next time if I actually have chloroform on the rag when I put it over the girls face it might work better
Aug 9 2010 5:11PM
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Big.Ol.Troll
Posts: 120 - Karma: 28
hello, care to have mutual sex with me?
Aug 9 2010 7:04PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,248
the one and only
Aug 9 2010 7:06PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
so....where are the pics of the girls these worked on??
Aug 9 2010 7:36PM
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