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the harsh realities of christianity

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dilla_says_go
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Easter Service Gone Terribly Wrong

I find this funny as hell. Poor kids...
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 8 2004 7:45PM
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dilla_says_go
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oops... >Here
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 8 2004 7:46PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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that because most christians are hypocrites
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im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 7:49PM
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3ski6guy0
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then be jewish
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Apr 8 2004 7:52PM
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west
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^ It's sadly true. I love how Christianity is based on acceptance and love to even your enemies.....unless of course they make 90% of the world who worships differently, in which case your a evil, threating force to all of humaninty and must be converted at once.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 8 2004 7:54PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah, its all about agreement and being nice and positivity and blah blah blah but all of the statutes of christian religions are about saying no. abstinence, piety and such. that and right wing christians are pretty crazy... like zionists... crazy.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 8:01PM
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west
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Crazy indeed. I don't even know where to start....




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 8 2004 8:03PM
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Cyclone
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think of how less fucked up the world would be with out religion...man that would be good


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Apr 8 2004 8:09PM
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Sinister
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there should only be one religion,and all about promoting the use of marijuana for recreational purposes and medical ones too.



'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
Apr 8 2004 8:10PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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not without religion, with somehow sensible religion. because people need that kind of supportive group... and otherwise they might be crazier.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 8:11PM
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Cyclone
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good point. who could you find in prizon if there wasnt any religion. but lets keep it to just one.


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Apr 8 2004 8:13PM
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mark.p
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^yea... just go up to all the islamic people, jewish people, hindu people, buddhist people and every other religion of the world a say...'be a christian'... thats gonna work


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Apr 8 2004 8:36PM
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Cyclone
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nah we need a new religion that isnt fucked.


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Apr 8 2004 8:40PM
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dilla_says_go
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or, we can all just be good, and not rely on a religion to tell us whats morally correct.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 8 2004 8:41PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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pretty much
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 8:42PM
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Cyclone
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either way. i dont care if someone is islamic or jewish just so they dont bomb the hell out of each other cause of what they are. and i hate it when people try to convert you (im athiest if you cant tell)to their religion, the mormons do that alot.


ski with zeppelin
Apr 8 2004 8:44PM
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Cyclone
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there should be a skiing religion/philosiphy


ski with zeppelin
Apr 8 2004 8:45PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i think there is... its just unstated... i know im part of it
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 8:46PM
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Cyclone
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Pray to the all mighty WHISTLER


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Apr 8 2004 9:15PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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and i do... i might have to sacrifice myself to higher level tomorrow
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 9:21PM
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five0
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scroll down and read the one about drive by porn..lol
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

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Apr 8 2004 9:23PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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huh?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 9:24PM
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sugarrushthrill
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There is one thing I really don't understand, this might not relate to this thread but oh well here it goes... In Canada and probably the U.S we have the catholic schools and then we have the public schools. Public schools are open to all religions but why do they get easter vacation aswell? And why do we not celebrate other religions holidays?


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u kno im ghetto
Apr 8 2004 9:24PM
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Cyclone
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because society is hipocritical


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Apr 8 2004 9:28PM
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five0
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in the related articles box theres a funny story on drive by porn...and it mentions my area..
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 8 2004 9:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ha, drive by porn, priceless
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 9:34PM
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