NS I come to you for help

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So I am running for sophomore senator in college and would like any help with the NS creative minds.

Everyone takes this extremely seriously, so I want to do something fun that stands out. It looks like trash at the moment, but I am just going for something that sticks.

Here's what I have.

Keep in mind, it has to be appropriate.

+k for help fo sho.

Apr 28 2010 5:29PM

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RudyGarmisch

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I made you an offensive stencil.

Apr 28 2010 5:38PM

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Arabian.

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Rules for winning:

Keep out the Kitsch, Internet Humor, Naughty Humor, and Seriousness.

You wanna win, you win by being clever, without being square. The joke on your poster is absolutely retarded - no offense to you, but a lame internet meme with an implied swear does not scream "government" material to me. Don't descend into grade school humor to fuel your campaign. Organize a relevant stance with a good team of PR people on campus and whore the shit out of yourself by giving to the students and positioning yourself as THE guy to vote for.

How you do it is up to you, but remember this isn't middle school.

Apr 28 2010 5:38PM

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.Asain-Skiier

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bash your opponents.

like so and so kills smurfs

Apr 28 2010 5:38PM

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Zump.

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When life gives you lemons, take them and hurl them at the heads of Jordan Loyd's competitors because you know hes the man for the job

Apr 28 2010 5:39PM

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zerospinskier

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College kids, especially at the sophomore level, are still pretty immature. I agree with you that he still needs serious aspects of the campaign, because that is the kind of stuff you actually get involded with once you are elected, but a few humorus posters can definitely promote a solid campaign foundation. Just use them sparingly. You need to get people's attention and stand out from the boring opposition a little bit.

Apr 28 2010 5:57PM

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everyone loves hipsters

Apr 28 2010 6:02PM

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jimmer

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yes.

Apr 28 2010 6:06PM

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Scott0_robot0

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i got some friends on the west side of town that can handle your competitiors.

Apr 28 2010 6:39PM

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dangerdad

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totally depends on your college's personality and demographic

Apr 28 2010 6:51PM

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factory81

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VOTE FOR JORDAN - $3.99 LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZAS 4 LIFE AND $15 OUT THE DOOR DIRTY THIRTIES AND 5 CENT RAMAN NOODLES

as in you can bring these to the community by striking deals with local shops. then when you get in you fail and blame it on politics but still throw some pretty good raging keggers and you get re-elected, but ultimately die of syphilis.

Apr 28 2010 8:07PM

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