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Chuck Norris vs. Jackie Chan

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I.Love.Beezy
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Who would win. No rules. Now weapons. Open Room. Who wins, and how does one kill the other?

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Apr 25 2010 5:40PM
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Mr.Luke
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Jackie. Chuck with no guns? Really? Give me another one
Apr 25 2010 5:41PM
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BIT
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bruce lee
Apr 25 2010 5:44PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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Lou Feriggno vs Mike Jones
Apr 25 2010 5:44PM
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Archimedes
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chuck norris made jackie chan
Apr 25 2010 6:27PM
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steezmoe*
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btw 70 just turned chuck norris

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Apr 25 2010 6:29PM
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Alex_G
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such a terribly tough question to answer...i'd say jackie is the one and only person who can dodge norris' roundhouse kicks so jackie ftw
Apr 25 2010 6:42PM
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bnor
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blat chuck norris, jackie chan is a pussy bitch
Apr 25 2010 6:45PM
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*TURBONERD*
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MIKE JONES
Apr 25 2010 6:46PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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jackie knows karate tho
Apr 25 2010 8:10PM
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easiestEC
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this
Apr 25 2010 8:15PM
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snowking249
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Obviously Chuck

Apr 25 2010 8:17PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Chuck Norris trained under Bruce Lee and has his own martial arts style (well its really more of an offshoot of Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do) called Chun Kuk Do.

Jackie Chan is rad but I really wouldn't be surprised if Norris was a more accomplished martial artist.
Apr 25 2010 9:27PM
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Jamestown
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It's like matter and anti-matter. They would just cancel out and destroy everything around them.
Apr 25 2010 9:28PM
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soulskier
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anybody who votes jackie chan, has never seen this movie
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chuck norris with his hands behind his back
Apr 25 2010 9:33PM
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Apr 25 2010 9:35PM
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PJS.
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damn the closeness of the reply button and the preview button.
Apr 25 2010 9:36PM
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Thenowhereman42
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^ You know what disregard that, they only trained together and Chuck's martial art is an offshoot of some Korean thing. They just have really similar names.

IDK who told me he trained under Lee but I've been had.
Apr 25 2010 9:38PM
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soulskier
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man i had screwed up in ages...
Apr 25 2010 9:39PM
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BIT
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thnks for agreeing.
Apr 26 2010 6:43PM
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clandemush
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yeah this my titty
Apr 26 2010 6:46PM
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EC-Skier
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Alex Schlopy
Apr 26 2010 8:12PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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he makes women leave their men, and men curious about their sexuality.
Apr 26 2010 8:20PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Why isn't this battle on deadliest worrior?
Apr 26 2010 8:34PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
Is this even a serious question chuck norris would easily crush Jackie chan, havent you heard that "The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out... It failed miserably."
Apr 26 2010 9:41PM
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Franny
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What if Jackie had by his side Chris Tucker. hmmmmmmm....
Apr 26 2010 9:47PM
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.Natty.
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This shouldnt be a debate. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Apr 26 2010 9:54PM
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rickroller
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who
Apr 26 2010 11:34PM
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