Replying to Wwwtttfffff
so last night, i went to this redneck lake party cuase i figured, whatever dude, no big, should be fun
not
got in a fight (apparently wearing a wool sweater isnt cool)
lost my wallet
tried to bone this not so stelller chick but that didnt go so nice (she was tight as a 4 year old nun/ my dick must of been raging huge or something) also pratically riped my banjo string in 2
got my van stuck 3 goddamn times
dented the balls of my van aswell
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ohyea
and when i jumped out of a firends jeep, my pants ripped right down the middle like at 9 oclcock, partied with a hole in my butt
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and i woke up with no underpants
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