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I got 4 hours of Detention
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For saying fuck in gym class. What the hell is with that
I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy
Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.
'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-
flatspin 720
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hahahah^ i cant jsut see the kid now try to run o wahtever.thats great.
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Me and my friend had to help do announcments in the morning one day and we told our french teacher that. So when we got back (7 minutes later) she said I was late and gave me a detention. But not my friend, because she is my teachers favorite. She didn't tell me a day or give me a slip for it, so I'm not going.
And my teacher is always late herself, sometimes like 15 minutes.
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u bad ass
I would really appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up.
Do me a favor, kill a racer.
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tying the kids shoelaces is great. all ym teachers this semester are pretty slack. they dont care if you swear as long as you don't go on a five minute long rampage directed at them, then they seem to have a problem with it.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
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lol, my gym teacher talks about having the munchies, chews during class and calls the other teacher a 'dumb fucking bitch'
High North session 4
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Shitslam, was I trying to be a badass?
No.
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yes yes you were
I'm Pro-Choice on Everything, Vote Libertarian! Ugly bags of mostly water
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it's my guess that 90% of these posts about kids getting detentions are false...i mean when youre mad, or pissed at a teacher, the last thing im gonna say is lesbo bitch. Stop trying to play billy bad ass on the internet kiddies
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
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I remember getting one for strangling a kid unconscious in grade 6... good times.
J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:
''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk
''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy
''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski
''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier
''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
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I've never gotten a detention, i'm a good kid...
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dude im his friend he got 4 hours of detention for saying fuck when he missed the tenisball in gym and the teach was right behind him, and i did get 2 hours for throwin a snowball at a gay kid durring a fire drill
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We have 3 semi kickers with 20-40 ft of flat and a 70 flatter king sizer'-neutrino
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'fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity'-KD
ski bridger bowl
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in 8th grade in the winter, one of the teachers warned us if we throw a snowball we will get an in-house. i never heard that term before so i wanted to find out. i picked up a snowball, threw it behind my back and it happend to hit that teacher in the face. lol needless to say i found out what an in-house was.
Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
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i once got suspended for throwing a snowball. Pretty lame
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i got 3 detentions for flipping a kids bag inside out.
Haggard Skis
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whats an in house?
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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
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in school suspension.
Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
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our gym teacher encourages us to run naked. says its more areodynamic.
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yeah maybe for the 'un-equipped'
Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
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haha, ya. I serve that shit tommorow
I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy
Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.
'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-
flatspin 720
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