Replying to Good easy mixers?

yeahh so my first block teacher tomrw is dick eatin and told us that shes personally going to inspect everyone in the class and if we look high were gona get reported? haha soo i have a bottle of cheap vodca, i could use my dads jack daniels, and i have halfa bottle of dissorono (spelled wrong) wich is very good alone. So whats some good easy to make drinks i can make with like household stuff other than oj cos i dont liek orange juice? Help me out because drunkn school is always very fun and i cant have my normal red vampire, obveous 4/20 eyes. Give me the recipe for something i can drink without gaging please