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Westborough Baptist Chruch is coming to my school

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Sklar
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The West Borough (sp?) Baptist church is coming to my school next week.
All the teachers and administrators are saying not to mess with them because you can get in legal trouble with them.

I kind of want to mess with them somehow, but i don't know what to do with out doing anything physical ie eggs.

so, ns what do you think?
Apr 14 2010 6:19PM
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pmills
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you're the one who said Christianity should tolerate everything
Apr 15 2010 8:49PM
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neutralzombie
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this
Apr 15 2010 8:49PM
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TheHamburglar
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can you get sued for water balloons filled with paint? or animal semen?
Apr 15 2010 9:22PM
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*christ*
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But for real, I watched that whole documentary that someone posted earlier. I think this guy really is gay. He has such an unwarranted hatred and fear for the gay community, hating gays is all that he focuses on and it seems like he's just using God as a weak excuse to hate on gays.

It HAS to come from somewhere, like he was teased at school all his childhood (picked last in gym swirlys and snakebits the whole 9 yrds) and then decided once and for all to prove that he wasn't gay by telling the world his utter hatred for gays.

or his gay lover juan cheated on him all through out college with the whole glee club and now he wants revenge

or his fathers dying wish was that his eldest son would become strait

i would really love to get to the bottom of this.


Apr 15 2010 9:50PM
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T-Holt
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
It's brilliant!!!!!!
Apr 15 2010 9:57PM
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neutralzombie
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which are all branches of christianity
Apr 16 2010 8:21AM
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Squid.
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thank you captain obvious
Apr 16 2010 9:08AM
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AdolfShitler
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Apr 16 2010 10:17AM
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soulskier
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i think 11 out of his 13 kids are lawyers working for him
he knows the law and exactly how much he can get away with
bottom line: nothing you do can phase him
Apr 16 2010 10:20AM
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nickyp
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He believes that a man who lives in the sky, who nobody has every seen or made contact with, will, with the help of his son, who is a zombie, someday come down from said sky, and select the 50 or so members of his church to live forever, while everyone else burns in a huge fire.
Apr 16 2010 3:02PM
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steezyjibber
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Apr 16 2010 3:23PM
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Malcolm
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holy shit theres no way they can win with that!
Apr 16 2010 3:27PM
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bess.
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Boulder High School 1604 Arapahoe Avenue These students have been raised on a steady diet of God loves everyone, God is a liar and it is okay to be gay. Result: A generation of violent, simple sluts and fornicating clods. Isaiah 3:12 As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths. The only hope any one of these clueless brutes have is that God is merciful to them to send his prophets to give them some light and truth -- since all the adults in their lives have selfishly lied to them to date. Ezekiel 2:5 And they, whether they will hear, or whether they will forbear, (for they are a rebellious house,) yet shall know that there hath been a prophet among them. God hates Doomed america's rebel kids!

straight from their website.......www.godhatesfags.com

Apr 16 2010 3:38PM
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bess.
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get everyone in your school to falcon punch then and beat the hell out of them...they couldnt arrest all of you.
Apr 16 2010 3:48PM
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Dan.
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now, if you're a real patron saint of society and willing to take a dive for everyone else. backpack. fertilizer, blasting cap, and a little ingenuity. leave it under their van.
Apr 16 2010 3:55PM
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Dan.
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in all seriousness, silence is your best option. that or set off a bunch of those sulfur packets that make places smell like shit all around them, and force them slowly off campus.
Apr 16 2010 4:00PM
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CrunkNugget
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threads
Apr 16 2010 4:27PM
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finnajon5
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send them to north korea
Apr 16 2010 4:42PM
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soulskier
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i was talking on the legal side...
Apr 16 2010 4:50PM
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Ben.
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Does anyone else ever wonder if one day they are all just gonna go



JK LOLZ! and its gonna turn out to be the biggest prank ever.
Apr 16 2010 5:21PM
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CrunkNugget
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permission to sig this?
Apr 16 2010 5:37PM
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Mr.Panda
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They are working with the CKY CREW!!!
Apr 16 2010 5:40PM
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Ben.
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permission granted
Apr 16 2010 5:52PM
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MNS
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does no one think gay girls would work?
Seriously, get some sexy girls to make out in front of them.

1. They dont like gays so they will be mad
2. If they dont like watching gay girls make out they're obviously gay themselves
3. Its a mega catch-22 situation
4. you get to sit back and watch sexy gay girls make out
Apr 16 2010 5:56PM
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JASTEW206
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you are a fucking genius my man.
Apr 17 2010 10:27PM
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mason-
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i hate these people so much
Apr 17 2010 10:37PM
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jeaaaa
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basically what your gonna wanna do is get a bus. not a school bus, but a big ass greyhound bus. now in your spare time, after school or whatever, decorate the bus in pink and purple. if your parents ask questions, tell them to stfu n00b. anyways, once you decorate the bus, your gonna wanna find the gayest of the gays of your comunity, and give them extasy and everclear, and pile them on the bus, then, your bus needs a clever name, something like, um i dont know, the sodomobile. then , finally, you need to get a fat, middle aged white man to drive the thing, the end result should look like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_fAYl4Th4

your welcome
Apr 17 2010 11:49PM
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Sklar
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they are here tomorrow
I think a friend and i are just going to take pictures. I think we could get some cool shots maybe, and be there when someone does something dumb.
Apr 21 2010 5:58PM
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Tinga
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just get a sign that says

ignore me or i will try my best to find a way to sue you to fund my "crusade"
Apr 21 2010 6:20PM
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blackoutbill
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When is it? I live in longmont and I may call a road trip
Apr 21 2010 6:33PM
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Sklar
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they are showing up around 2 tomorrow afternoon i think
Apr 21 2010 6:45PM
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